FAQs, even if they haven't been asked yet. Will update as more FAQs are needed.

Q: What the Hell is Weetabix?
A: Weetabix is a whole grain cereal produced and sold in the United Kingdoms. It accounted for 7% of all cereal sales in the UK in 2010, with annual figures of £100,000,000.

Q: What does Weetabix have to do with bad fanfics?
A: Read this story. (Will update with Disembodied Fanfiction link once that's uploaded.)

Q: I'm an author and my story is here. What should I do?
A: Feel proud! Your story is being enjoyed and brought to people all over this select corner of the internet!

Q: Actually no, that's fucked up. I'm not happy. Can you remove my story?
A: Eeeeeeehhhhh, I guess. In all seriousness, if you're truly upset that your story was featured here, contact one of the group admins and we can work something out. Again, this is a group made to celebrate, not to harass people. If somebody's having a shitty time, then we aren't doing our job right.

Can I be an Admin?
A: No.

Please?
A: No.