2572460 *I pull out an umbrella and It stops the darts from hitting me*

2572496
alright. no big balls.
*A giant boulder falls from the entrance*
i spoke too soon!

2572527 *I move out of the way and the boulder hits the ground next to me*

2572545
at least theres no spike pit!
*a spike pit opens up*
COMEON!!!!

2572550 *I grab you throw over the spike pit and you land on the other side and jump to the other side too and your about to speak but I say...*
say another word and I'll slit your throat

2572641
snakes???

2572650 *I punch you in the face knocking before you could finish saying that*
idiot
*I pick you up and we continue down the cave*

2572675
*i urinate in my sleep*

2572711 *I drop you before your piss can get on me*
aaaaagggghhhhh disgusting!

2572719
*i wake up*
wha? awe shit! i pissed!

2572756 no shit!

2572758
sorry lad. ill walk. at least it wasnt Acidic elements
*i continue on ahead. a metal construct comes out of the wall and attacks me*
Dwarven sphere!

2578355 A what

2578355
*i stab it with my hidden blade*
! we can get soul gems from these! pretty valuable alright
lets grab these soul gems/ they are worth a lot lad/ and beautiful too.
how did i do?

2588670 not bad, you got the syllables right