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As the title of this shtick says, here we discuss how and why the Princesses of Disney are in favour of committing crimes and get away with it, with no persecution of the law.

Remember, we're using the law system of the 21 century, not of fairy-tale-land

I will start (since I'm the douche who started this thread)

Elsa (Frozen)

She is guilty of freezing all the water that was nearby her own freakin kingdom (terrorism), she killed her own sister by freezing her (murder), partially froze idiots who entered her ice castle, this could cause severe hypothermia or gangrene, potentially killing them (attempt at murder), managed to create life using magic (sorcery/witchcraft), she built an entire castle without a property deed of the land (don't know the name of that type of crime/illegal action)

What do you think the punishment for all of the crimes presented should be?

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The chair, my good sir. Seems only fair by it but considering the fact that she doesn't know the law and that she is a princess and taking into consideration my countries rules. I give her 5 years in prison with the opportunity to pay a fee which is of 3,000 times the minimum wage for the worker. (93 MX pesos)

4911627
True, but not knowing the law doesn't make you free of it

Comment posted by Pedro-Paramo deleted Dec 10th, 2015

4911619
nevermind anything said above! (:

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