1) Me and the Cmc play Slender...I guess it's on one of there computers because mines can't play it....I wonder how it'd turn out...

2) Rarity gets really drunk and starts waving her plot in my face,she gives me bedroom eyes then leads me to her room and thus Sweetie belle was born

Play Fatal frame with Cloudchaser and Flitter.

I spend the evening in confusion trying to sort out Cloudchaser's real name and ever changing cutie mark...

Dinkie, Sweetie Belle, and my favorite Ponies (erm...Rarity, Pinkie, and Twilight Sparkle?) give me a full body massage by grinding their privates against me.

Ladies, this is not an appropriate activity for children to participate in!

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1.
Me, Chrysalis, and The CMC play Dead Space 2;
I assume hooves can't work WASD controls or a controller, so I would probably win.

2.
A drunk littlepip gives me bedroom eyes, shakes her plot in my face, and then leads me to her room for a night of 'fun'...
I SHALL PUT THIS INTO MY STORY!!