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1. I find spitfire, sunset shimmer, and sweetie belle sick and teary eyed in my bed. I nurse them back to health of course!

2.Dinky, Rarity, and Sweetie Belle go on a picnic lunch with me. Glad to hear sweetie's feelin' better!

3. Me and Apple Bloom attempt to assassinate Sunset Shimmer who turns out to be a ninja master. I thought she was sick!!

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It was a trick of course

Snowdrops tricks Rarity into falling down a bottomless pit.

Why, Snowdrops, why!

I guess I better put on a Jetpack and save Rarity. Snowdrops isn't exactly going to be able to do much rescuing...

Berry Punch burns my Sandman anthology in front of me.

She is no longer invited to my parties. Restocking alcohol after she shows up was getting expensive anyways.

Chrysalis steals my identity and the deed to my house. Lousy shape-sifters.

I go out and commit a crime, leaving a trail pointing to me so Chrysalis gets arrested.

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