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This isn't really an intellectual question but is just something I wanted to ask y'all

Is there anything in this fandom that you'll never really understand?

For me it's got to be:

Fluffy Ponies: not Fluffle Puff and Chrysalis (they are adorable in my book:pinkiehappy:)
but the random art and stuff out there. I can understand wanting to make ponies "adorable" by making them balls of fluff; but why give them the intelligence of a mentally handicapped 5 year old:ajbemused:
And the fluffy pony abuse stuff is just sickening:pinkiesick:

The Braeburn being gay thing: seriously why???

soarin'Xbraeburn ship: I can understand the fact that the number of stallions on the show is VERY low... but why them two? Why have the star athlete and the Farmer from the Podunk town in the middle of the desert want to go at it like gamer poop Commander Shepard?

Narlepoax III
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I'll never understand those people who really truly want to permanently go to Equestria.

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The fandom itself.

Seriously, I'm stunned at just how large and powerful this thing has grown.

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Wing boners: I groan whenever I see this in a fic. When you think about it, wings are just modified arms, so how is it biologically possible for them to become erect from sexual arousal, almost like they're full of blood vessels?

2276372 The obsession with background ponies.

2276372 We're all human. The one thing you need to understand about them is that you will never understand them.

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As an addendum, why people think living in Equestria is a good idea.
They're centuries behind us technologically, and they have
freaking manticores.

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The obsession with derpy. I just don't get it.:applejackconfused:

One thing that annoys me is everyone thinking humanized Fluttershy would have huge boobs. It really annoys me for some reason.

Aldo, fluffy ponies as a whole. Again, I just don't get it.
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I kind of get where you're coming from. Equestria is lot happier and nicer than Earth, but earth just has so much potential. Why do you personally not understand them?

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I kind of get where you're coming from. Equestria is lot happier and nicer than Earth, but earth just has so much potential. Why do you not understand them?

Personally, I'd hate to live in a world with animation errors.

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Aldo, fluffy ponies as a whole. Again, I just don't get it.

Yeah, some of the fluffy pony stuff I've seen on derpibooru made me sick to my stomach

Never really thought about the big boobed Flutters though:unsuresweetie:
I can understand flat Dashie though

Narlepoax III
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1) You'd never get to see your friends or family again.
2) You'd never get to have children.
3) You'd lose all access to modern technology.
4) You would always be abnormal.
5) Meat shortage.
6) Absolute authority given to "benevolent" rulers.

Et cetera.

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I assumed you meant being turned into a pony as well. I certainly wouldn't go to Equestria as a human.The loss of access to technology is the biggest one for me, for many reasons. I'm not terribly attached to my family, and I don't really have any friends. Luna and Celestia seem pretty benevolent to me at least. Honestly, the only way I would ever go to Equestria is if three specific conditions of mine are met. :derpytongue2:

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That gives me an idea.

You don't notice it. Not for a while, at least. But something is fundamentally wrong with the world.

Little things. Objects vanishing for a split second. Pegasus feathers falling out mid-flight, only to come back together on the next beat. Eyelids flickering like kaleidoscopes. But then the really weird stuff happens, like entire body parts disappearing or becoming mangled before your eyes. And nopony else notices.

Am I going mad? Or is it real? And, really, which of those two is worse?

2276679 You're welcome for the story idea.

Calling it! Gonna be featured.:moustache:

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Do it! I wasn't planning on writing it myself.

2276706 Gah, you fiend! How dare you push back my genious back on myself.:trixieshiftleft:

But in all seriousness I would probably have Twilight notice first. Celestia and Luna have always known, but really didn't know how to cope (or fix the problem) so they've been trying to cover it up for over a thousand years. And only Discord knows that the universe is contrived from the thoughts of other beings outside their universe which results in unintentional chaos... which amuses him greatly.:ajsmug:

All the while Twilight drives herself batty trying to figure it all out, like she normally would.

Stage one, Observation. :twilightoops:: What is this unknown phenomenon!?
Stage two, Testing. :twilightsmile:: I will solve this and fix Equestria.
Stage three, Problems. :twilightsheepish:: Well this turned out to be more complex than I first thought...
Stage four, More problems. :twilightblush:: A lot more complex...
Stage five, Rage. :twilightangry2:: Grr, why can't I solve and fix this problem.
Stage six, Resolution. :twilightsmile:: Turns out we are all products of the minds of civilized talking monkey people... Allow me to kill myself.

2276795 I just need to see this happen! Hey, if you do write it, please notify me!... or I could do something else:trixieshiftleft:...

Fans talking about their desire to fuck ponies "out in the open" (as opposed to discussing it on their clopping forums or whatever). I mean I see people proclaim their deep desire to have sex with ponies in places like the HiE forums; WTF.

Romanticism - presenting the ponies' lower tech level, nobles, etc as good things.

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There are so many things I don't understand with this great big freaking mess called a fandom that my comment would take up half the page, so I will only state one.

This fandoms ability to stick around. Seriously how the hell does this thing still exist? It's a dis-organized, fractured mess full of a bunch of whining teens who flip their shit over the smallest things. I didn't even expect this fandom to last five months, let alone three years.

The stupid, retarded, illogical, groups known as the Solar Empire and New Lunar Republic.
Luna is not some abused little freedom fighter, Celestia is not a gallant hero. Just...shut up, both of you.
Megatron out

The stupid, retarded, illogical, groups known as the Solar Empire and New Lunar Republic.
Luna is not some abused little freedom fighter, Celestia is not a gallant hero. Just...shut up, both of you.
Megatron out

The stupid, retarded, illogical, groups known as the Solar Empire and New Lunar Republic.
Luna is not some abused little freedom fighter, Celestia is not a gallant hero. Just...shut up, both of you.
Megatron out

The stupid, retarded, illogical, groups known as the Solar Empire and New Lunar Republic.
Luna is not some abused little freedom fighter, Celestia is not a gallant hero. Just...shut up, both of you.
Megatron out

Why people who seem so hard core love these cute little ponies. You know who I'm talking about: the metalheads, greasers, and emos who show up at meet ups. I guess we are just all united by our love of friendship and magic!

What I think is odd is basically that . . . this question is confusing me. Anyway, the sexual desire of ponies is a bit odd, I agree that the obsession of Derpy is weird, the animation errors are definitely odd, and the fact that this show (not this one the ones before it) used to be stupid and have completely female ponies and primarily was for selling toys (I'm not talking about the current stuff.)

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Has anyone done this yet?

I wanted to say: "I don't understand why people can't take things for granted?" but I understand.

Dumbasses: "We give this service to you for free, so we're allowed to suck! Now shut up, accept ads, and donate!"
Dumber dumbasses: "Sounds reasonable!"

Also,

Project Horizons is a mindless edgefest with no redeeming qualities besides length. The fact that the "Big Five" Fallout Equestria fics still don't have any rivals is a sad one and a sign of stagnation.

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Why people get so frothing mad about whatever thing the show does that they don't appreciate.
Example: Starlight Glimmer.

It's cute pones, people. Don't throw a fit.


Edit: 5930831
God damnit why did you necro this thread.
I've been fooled by a corpse.

5930831

I hate to tell you this, but I think this group is basically dead. Plus, like 5930892 said, you necroed a thread that's nearly three years old. Probably shouldn't necro threads that are this old.

2276372 Preference of fandom creations over the show itself. Noticed certain projects like Double Rainboom, Fall of the Crystal Empire, My Little Dashie ect were/are praised by a big section of the fandom and yet there are elements of MLP that some people can't stand? For a recent example, Starlight Glimmer and Flash Sentry. Now I'm not a fan of theirs, but neither am I a hater, I'm just indifferent. I've learned to accept they're there, and that Starlight is going to play a big part in future episodes whilst Flash is just there, so I don't let them bother me. In fact I look forward to the day when they are made interesting, but hey if that doesn't happen, nothing gained, nothing lost, I can just turn my attention back to the good stuff. But with some people I feel their hatred or love of the character can have negative influence over how they view an episode, fine if you're a viewer, not so great if you're a reviewer or analyst.

Also these things.

1) What's wrong with liking a funny children's cartoon? Too many people these days want their shows to be 'darker and more grown up' without thinking about what that truly means or whether the show in question needs to or would work that way. "Light Heroes define the Dark ones and vise versa" ItsJustSomeRandomGuy

2)Taking the show way too seriously

3) Not wanting change (Alicorn Twilight, Castle toysale, Starlight's backstory (though I admit that was pretty bad), and the redesign of the Changelings) "F@** you entertainment I don't have to see!" Nostalgia Critic joke

Yes tis these among many others that I scratch my head at the people yelling and just think, "Duuuude, why get angry over this? Just relax maaaaan"

I don't understand why the show keeps trying to shill Glimglam so much. I hate her because she's a badly-written character with nowhere to go, no redeeming qualities, and crimes worse than Tirek's. Turning Pinkie into an annoying idiot and attaching Trixie and Maud to Glimglam while claiming Maud shares the blame for Glimmy's actions is pathetic. They're trying to bring good characters down so Glimmy the sociopathic black hole sue doesn't look out of place.

Edit: And what was up with the "Hey Rarity you use shit gems and never knew until now" part? Vogel and Miller are trying to bring the show's characters down so their shitty OC doesn't look so bad, It's disgusting.

One more thing... WHY DO WE STILL GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT FALL OF EQUESTRIA. SOME DUMBASS MADE A PORNO YOU DON'T LIKE. DEAL WITH IT AND GROW UP. COULD THOSE FICS WHERE EDGELORD MCGEE KILLS THE CARIBOU GET ANY MORE JUVENILE?

One more thing... Why haven't we made mugen shit collectively? At all? As far as I'm aware, some guy made Minty and Princess Luna out of bad 8-bit sprites and megaman SFX, and that's the best we've got unless you cound the Fighting Is Magic ports.

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What about murky number 7?

5931121 It's better than Project fucking Horizons.

5930831 I like Project Horizon's, I like the Fallout Franchise, I like Mad Max, I like Fist of the North Star. Sue me.

5942591 It's ok to like all of those except for Project Horizons. And fallout 4. FNV is better.

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