1645406 "Because I know alot about you. I know that anyone will do anything for the right price which is something that I have. Thing is, I know about your past and what you do today. I even know what you did to poor old Mister Thompson. So here's the deal, I need you're help for a couple jobs. If you decide to help me then you and your friend "Terry" both get off this island. You'll also get payed."
1645413 Carmen does her best to hold in her surprise, but the look her her face betrays her. How does he know this? She'd always guarded her contract business really closely and always made it a priority to remove any evidence on her victims that would point to her.
1645426 I can't help but think there's going to be some kind of catch to this...I mean, I'm getting out of jail, so does Terry, I'm getting paid a large sum of money......Who's dick am I going to have to suck later?
1645431 "Somebody that's going to help you catch Joker. You see, while you've been locked away here Joker took all your money out of your bank account and even blew up your shop for the lulz. Like I said, if you help me I'll pay you but I'll also help you catch him."
1645393 As Carmen enters the visiting room, she is stunned to see that her visiter is state congressman Alex Shrub.
1645397
.......What the hell are you doing here and why the hell do are you MY visitor?
1645406 "Because I know alot about you. I know that anyone will do anything for the right price which is something that I have. Thing is, I know about your past and what you do today. I even know what you did to poor old Mister Thompson. So here's the deal, I need you're help for a couple jobs. If you decide to help me then you and your friend "Terry" both get off this island. You'll also get payed."
1645393
Christ... when is lunch? It's been over an hour...
1645413
Carmen does her best to hold in her surprise, but the look her her face betrays her.
How does he know this? She'd always guarded her contract business really closely and always made it a priority to remove any evidence on her victims that would point to her.
.....How did-...But you.....I........
1645423 "Please don't question it. When you get out, meet me at the Jousters Club."
(which is an upper class social club just so you know)
1645426
I can't help but think there's going to be some kind of catch to this...I mean, I'm getting out of jail, so does Terry, I'm getting paid a large sum of money......Who's dick am I going to have to suck later?
1645393>>1645395 "Soon..."
1645433>>1645431>>1645426
I can't help but feel like someone made a dick joke in this general vicinity... oh well.
1645431 "Somebody that's going to help you catch Joker. You see, while you've been locked away here Joker took all your money out of your bank account and even blew up your shop for the lulz. Like I said, if you help me I'll pay you but I'll also help you catch him."
1645431>>1645435>>1645438 "Jail break in five minutes..."
1645438
Carmen's face paled.
THE 'MERCHANDISE'...MY MONEY!
That son of a BITCH!! You have a deal
1645435>>1645446
1645450 1645446>>1645435 (and so the plot thickens)
"Wonderful. And like I said, remember to meet me at the Jousters Club."
1645452>>1645450>>1645446
(Joker, should the jailbreak happen anyways?)
Wanna grab a beer when this blows over?
1645450>>1645452>>1645460 "Sure... Sure why not?"
1645452
Sure, I'll see you there
1645460 (Sorry but no jailbreak.)
1645465 Alex then gets up and exits the visiting room.
1645471>>1645465>>1645464
(Gotcha. No jailbreak, then.)
Oh, what's your name? I'm Terry, if you ever want to find me.
1645476
Carmen looks up at the prison guard standing near by
Don't tell me, back into the pit of despair?
1645480 "Only for a day." he responds.
1645476>>1645479>>1645480 "Hmmm They should be here by now. Oh well. They might of forgot about me again."
1645482
Only a day? huh....You're lucky, Mr Guard....I was going to snap your neck and steal your keys
Alright, lead on.
1645484 The guard actually brings you back to your normal cell instead of the solitary one.
1645486
Carmen notes her cell mate is still gone
YES!
Instantly jumps onto the top bunk
1645488 ((Can I be in your cell?))
1645491>>1645488>>1645486
(That wouldn't be possible.)
Hey... what's your name again, Biker-Gang-Leader-Guy?
1645491>>1645497
(wait, that's right...you're a few cells down....god dammit)
1645497>>1645498 ((Forgot about that...))
"Midnight, though my friends call me Boss, and my enemies call me That Retard That Runs That Stupid Bike Gang. Nice to meet you Ms..."
1645501>>1645498
Terry. Say, you know any good drinking songs? I want to annoy the guards...
([youtube=www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aovi-kEpui4])
1645507 (is your character going insane?)
1645510
(Probably.)
1645510
(Prison can do funny things)
1645507>>1645510 "Hmmm... IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL! IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL!"
"Oh GOD! He started singing again."
"AGH!!" *Gunshot*
"We got another suicide over here."
1645507>>1645515
In the name of the padre, WHOEVER'S SINGING BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
1645515>>1645517
Hey Midnight, ever heard of 'Drink Til I Die?'
1645517>>1645521 "No. But I never remember any songs lyrics ever. So meh. I might sing along."
1645527>>1645517
Well, time to kiss my self-respect goodbye...
Terry cleared her through, and the guards put their hands over their ears. A few of the out-of-sight inmates groaned.
'Tis half past three and the chill is gone~
It's the longest binge I've ever been on~
1645527>>1645535
Carmen claps her hands over her ears in pain
aarrghhh.....Sounds like somebody strangling a cat......
1645535>>1645540
Had so many pints, my mind's stupefied~
But through all the haze I still hear the cry!~
1645540>>1645541
Drink, motherfucker, drink, motherfucker, drink!
A curse to you lads, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
1645541>>1645543
Carmen starts smashing her head against the wall
God, kill me now!
1645543>>1645550
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!
1645551>>1645550
It's quarter to five and I'm still going strong
Is this the only place I truly belong?
Another gunshot was heard, but Terry didn't care.
1645551 1645550 1645543 A riot squad is then sent into Terry's and Midnight's/Carmen's cell to stop the singing.
ON THE GROUND NOW!
1645551>>1645558
ENOUGH! WHOEVER'S SINGING PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP!
1645559
(We established that Midnight and Carmen actually don't share a cell)
1645559>>1645560>>1645551
Terry sighed.
Fine. Sheesh.
Terry flopped onto her cot.