Today a terrible plot has been uncovered, but the corrupted officials in charge of this damned site have done nothing to amend it: our greatest foe, bats, has been discovered to have been made an Admin of the group High Quality Mature Fiction, a group that I have no doubt is for people who enjoy smart, wholesome fiction like the Bible, The Sheik, or Alfies Home.

His attempt to spread his pornography across FIMFiction has severely tainted this once tame group, turning it into a craven, lustful din of sexual fiction starring small, pastel-colored horses. My cries to cleanse the site have gone unheard, so I demand we spread into this group and attempt to undermine bats as much as possible. I fear we must remain invisible, so it is suggested that you find this "high quality sex fiction" to submit in order to maintain your disguise.

Godspeed my loyal followers, may we penetrate bats' taint with our thick purity!

Is there no limit to his villainy?! Is there no bottom to his abyss of evilness that threatens to destroy and taint everything we once cherished?!

1446379 I'll cleanse him with the magic of ice cream!
Kaito holds up two containers of Hagan-Daz ice cream

His end shall come in a hail of purifying fire.

1446385 God you people are immature.

I am having a serious conversation about bats' taint and find this?

Can't we have ONE conversation about bats' filthy taint without any snickering?

1446440 I did not! I said them in three separate instances, not in a row! In a row would be "taint taint taint". And this is not the place to be discussing English! We have to keep a track of bats' taint!

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...goddamnit I clicked the link. Again.

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Does that work the same way it does for BeetleJuice? Did you just summon bats' taint to haunt us? How dare you do such a thing?!

1446517 This group is protected by a shield of holiness from Faust herself. bats' taint cannot possibly be here.

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Let us hope and pray to the almighty Faust that you are right.

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Yeah, there's no way that filthy degenerate could get in here.

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Fear not, our cohort is correct. There's a snowball's chance in hell that he could ever worm his way into this fortress of solitude against that lowlife. If he managed to get in, I'd eat my hat, and actually do it unlike the sod claimed to do once so long ago.