The unscrupulous bastard has finished yet another novel length fic, this one under questionable pretenses! Are we just going to let this slide? Something must be done! In his most recent blog, a comment was made saying that he may very well be working on more writing tonight. This is our chance to strike at the heart of the beast! Plans must be made! Vigils must be formed! Effigies must be burned!

Cry havoc, and unleash the bat clouds of war!

I vouch for the validity of all charges. This foul creature has teased me mercilessly, always keeping one step out of reach.