These are the rules.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me
2. Thou shalt not post pornographic images, except when I say it's okay
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Our Lord, JasonSonicZombie, in vain
4. Remember Black Sabbath and listen to them a lot
5. Honor your Admins (especially me)
6. Thou shalt not flame
6b. except if the other person is a cunt
7. Thou shalt not spam, for you are neither children nor robots
8. Thou shalt not be unfunny
9. Thou shalt always tell the truth unless a lie is lulzier
10. Thou shalt not complain if I ban you for no reason because lol I'm god

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7. Fuck you. Just...fuck you.

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call al sharpton faggot

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Hey! Al Sharpton! YOU'RE A FAGGOT!

At least gimme a 'b'.

Worry not brothers, I have arrived per Parasprites Request

I command you all bro fist me with enthusiasm,

And by the gods you shall do so again