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psp7master
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So, we are doing all we can to make this group better. As you may have already guessed, we are serious, determined people who are doing serious business to improve the group. Our most productive work is done over chats, and, just to prove our eagerness and completely business-like attitude, I would like to share with you all some of the things we have recently discussed. For the sake of privacy, however, all names with be replaced so all admins will remain completely anonymous and totally irrecognisable. So, here we go. The fruits of our labour.

The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: So, if no-one has anymore to say on folders...
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: It's Any_more. Any_fucking_more.
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: let's move on to the next subject

The Admin Who Likes Balls: And where the hecks Simply?
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: out dating zyra
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: He said he would be able to make it.
Told me last night and earlier.
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: he's dating zyra
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Something must have come up.
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: maybe some pastor thinks he's gay again
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Who the hay is zyra
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Ha.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Dammit, there's sth I'm missing there...
The Admin Who Likes Balls: his alter alter ego, yes?
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Or he got sent to the special room for being a brony.
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: simply has a ponysona called zyra and one called simply
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: zyra is simply's special somepony
he made his own girlfriend in essence

The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: I'm not the only one who can type shit.
The Admin Who Likes Balls: wait... wha? I can type? Oh shit!

The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: LEARN TO SPELL
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: I HAVE A PHD IN SPELLING!
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: A DAMN PHD!!
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: I HAVE A PHD IN I WHATEVER I WANT!!
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: At least I know the difference between their and there... and they're
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: FUCK YOU!
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Asshole.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: trolololol
I'll never let you live it down

The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: Hey, I gotta go snort some gasoline for a minute. I'll be back in a jiffy.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: @Bandy Have fun! ^_^
Wait what? 0_0
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: He always says stuff like that when he steps away.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: I like him already

The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute:: I hate grammar with a burning passion -_-
The Admin Who Likes Balls: also... totally didn't notice grammar...
(it's kind of a touchy relationship between me and grammar)
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Nah. I just write it down like I'd say it. Hence all the mistakes in my fics. But thanks to Kody, they are shiny and swell! )
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: I don't really pay attention to others in conversation. I try to keep mine good for the sake of practice, though.
*blush*
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: *cough*Their*cough
*cough*there*cough*
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Shove it.

The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: the young one? STOP CALLING ME THAT. every writer calls me that
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Hehehe.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Iknowrite? TROLOLOLO
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: We just care about you, man.
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: me?
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Eeyup.
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: HE CALLED ME A MAN YES
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: EYEP
Get laid more often, and I'll call you that again :p
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: hehehe.
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: ... im a virgin :*(
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Aww, that's all right.
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: We're bronies. We're all virgins.
It's a direct correlation.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Even me
Especially me
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Josh has a kid.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Not yet
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: On the way.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: That doesn't stop me from being a virgin brony. The rule, man
The rule
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: 34?
The Admin Who Likes Balls: haha
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Nope.avi
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: 65?
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: 00. All bronies are virgins
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: josh... if you're a virgin... how did you get a girl pregnant?
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: MAGIC
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Seems legit.

The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: hey guys what is best instrument
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Guitar
Full stop
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: vies
*vibes
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: melodica XD
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Shotgun microphone.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: You win

The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: The grammar commies shall prevail@
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Hehe. KILL 'EM ALL!!
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: damn commies
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: wait... I'm a damn commie
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Lol
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: shoot.

The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: everyone needs to send me their OCs. I will write up an orgy for all time.
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: no m/m right?
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: All the m/m. Unless ball's secretly a girl.
Or not.
Don't even care.
The Admin Who Likes Balls: No, see, I'm secretly *not* a girl
...or something
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: You sure?
The Admin Who Likes Balls: 80%

The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: Hey, I gotta go lick some cockroaches so they'll stick to the wall better.

The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: I can't wear anything but suits. Really. I guess they just suit me.
...Wait a minute.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Admin Who is Secretly a Metalhead: do they suit you sir?
The Admin Who Likes Balls: would you go so far as to say... nothing suits you like a suit?

The Admin Who is Secretly a Metalhead: alright i'm too tired/afterglow drunk to give a shit
The Admin Who May or May Not Live in Denmark: afterglow is after sex viz
*vic
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: But he's a virgin :D
The Admin Who Likes Balls: Ooo
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: And so are you TROLOLOl
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: And so are you!!
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: So are we all!!!
The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: *yay*

The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: I'm back, bitches.
The Admin Who Likes Balls: Oh shit guys, stop talking about bandy now
The Admin Who Likes Balls: (whisper whisper)
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: Baaaaaaaaall, stop thaaaaat.'
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: But we were just discussing his- all right...

The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: We could just go 'Hi there, it's Acreu Ball and pspmaster, and we have some shit to tell you *insert stuff*
The Admin Who Likes Balls: okay
...what stuff?
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: You could just post pictures of your dicks.
That usually works.

The Admin Who Loves Pre-Reading: Iwas gonna copy and paste it all here but it booted my ass.
The Admin Who Likes Balls: yay!
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: ARSE
IT'S SPELLED ARSE
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: lolnop
ass
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Arse. You wanna take it out, big boy?
The Admin Who Likes Balls: I thought we agreed on the universally accepted 'flank'
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Oh, right. ...Let's have a threesome, then!
The Admin Who Likes Balls: yay!
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: woohoo!
The Admin Who is Secretly a Metalhead: do i have to show meatspins to shut everyone up?
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Don't worry we'll fuck silently

The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: It's Russia. Doesn't it rain vodka?
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: No, it rains bears, silly

The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: I dunno where it is. If I ever drop by, I'll give ya a call ;)
The Admin Who Likes Balls: yeah!!
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: And we'll get wasted!
The Admin Who Likes Balls: ABSOLUTELY!

The Admin Who is Secretly a Metalhead: he's bisexual so gay jokes are a go
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Woo, I'm bi too
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: We're all gay to an extent.
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: I'm pansexual! In that I'm sexually attracted to pans.
The Admin Who Likes Balls: ah, yes... them pans
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Mmm... Panss
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: mhmm...
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: MMmmm
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Aaaah!
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Paa-a-aaans!
h!AH!
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: pah pah pah paaaaaaaaans
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: ...I came. Twice

The Admin Who is Secretly a Metalhead: go work tha magicz
The Admin Who Likes Balls: but... it's hard...
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Dicks are hard too but that doesn't prevents us from sucking 'em.
Think about it.
The Admin Who Likes Balls: wow. that's deep, man

The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: OMG John Coltrane is such a boss
The Admin Who Likes Balls: yes. yes he is
The Admin Who is Secretly a Metalhead: i prefer megadeth but he is indeed a master in what he does
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: Vic leave pls.

The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: Oh Bandy you so random!
Wanna make out?
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: Yes.
Let's.
They will cheer when we climax.
The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute: MLFFFMMMFMFMLMLMFF
And I'm not even using tongue yet
The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player: MMOMNOMFEEFLGHFRIFLEHDFMMHMHM
om.
[danskbrony has left.]

Syvvak
Group Admin

706820

This damn thing makes me chuckle every time I see it. I also saved all the rest of that.:twilightsheepish:

Ruirik
Group Contributor
reader of the night
Group Admin

I came two hours late and still a bit drunk, why do i seem to be one of the persons who was still sane. :twilightoops:

Bandy
Group Contributor

Yup. Nothing but tact and professionalism here, folks.

psp7master
Group Contributor

706825
You did?! :raritystarry:
Amazing! :heart:

706829
We were sober as rattlesnakes :ajbemused:

706834
Sanity is a part-time job for me. :ajsmug:

706872
Iknowrite?!

GermanBrony
Group Contributor

that were a lot of words D;

Syvvak
Group Admin

706880

I wonder if anybody (who wasn't in the conversation) will be able to pick out who is who.:trixieshiftright:

oberon
Group Contributor
Deanbrony
Group Admin

I love our little talks:twilightsmile:

And Josh you're right. We're like the Black Watch of FIM FIC:rainbowlaugh:

706897

I have a few theories, such as "The Admin who likes Balls" and "The Admin Who Plays the Guitar Like a Cockflute".
I'd be very interested in meeting "The Mod Who Is A Crazy Vibes Player" because I've only ever met one other vibes player and to be honest she was pretty meh.

And I swear to god i've seen that pansexual bit before, but god if i can't remember where. :facehoof:

Syvvak
Group Admin

707006

Those two are kinda obvious if you pay attention to the dialogue. Same with The Mod Who is a Crazy Vibes Player. All the others that were there you kind of have to know or remember some of their comments.:trollestia:

SimplyThePony
Group Admin

Curses, I overslept ^_^. I wonder what my name would've been had I made it to the meeting...

Bandy
Group Contributor

707315 The Mod who has Tentacles.

Ruirik
Group Contributor

Rereading this thread, there is only one song that aptly covers this meeting:

Syvvak
Group Admin

706820
I read this to procrastinate. Totally worth it.

psp7master
Group Contributor

2150145
Just re-read it too. That was one hell of a time. We need to do it again someday.

Syvvak
Group Admin

2150618
Was thinking the same (anything to keep me from working). Thing is, there would be a few new people (Toni, definitely. She is now part of our inner circle, whether she wants to be or not. IT IS NON-OPTIONAL!).

psp7master
Group Contributor

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I think it would a great way to introduce Toni to the Inner Circle. Just... We need to tone down the craziness for a little while she's around: she's a girl, after all.

Syvvak
Group Admin

2150810
On Skype, she was one of the worst of us, bro. (Also, I just put cat videos on the TV for my dog to watch...:trollestia:)

psp7master
Group Contributor

2150864
Oh. :twilightsheepish:

Also, I just put cat videos on the TV for my dog to watch...

That's... That's a very high degree of evil. :ajsmug:

Syvvak
Group Admin

2150932
I had to block off my PS3 so he didn't knock it down. Anything to keep myself from writing, right? Actually, I'm almost halfway done with the chapter.

psp7master
Group Contributor

2150939
That's sweet~
I'm not writing either: spending time with family has turned out to be way more delightful and rewarding. :twilightsmile:

Syvvak
Group Admin

2150960
Family is more important than a hobby. Well, in your case.

psp7master
Group Contributor

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Always. Fcf.

Syvvak
Group Admin
psp7master
Group Contributor

2151200
Family Comes First.

Syvvak
Group Admin

2151220
Oh. I was thinking you were trying to put 'fuck off', but missed a few letters.:rainbowlaugh: But the kind of family you're talking about does come first. Then me. Then EVERYTHING else.

psp7master
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