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Wilhelm
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>You wake up duct-taped to your bed with a camo colored fluffy pony pointing a blow torch at you.
>It says “Fwuffy pone special fwrces yous dien’s for you crimes ‘gainst fwffies!”
>You scream you’ve never owned or hurt a fluffy pony in your life.
>”Wiar Wiar” then sets your pants on fire.
>You burn to death as you next door neighbor is forcing two fluffy ponies to drink bleach.

>paid by friend to watch his fluffy ponies and feed them while he’s gone.
>on the first day, have tons of fun. Fluffy ponies are adorable. There are three of them: Sugar, Spice, and Nice.
>Sugar is extremely energetic.
>begins becoming annoying.
>ponies are kept in basement
>friend is away for 10 days.
>Sugar pisses me off, withhold food from her.
>the next day am arrested after getting into a fight
>forget all about fluffy ponies, remember them the day before friend is to return
>remember because friend is a good lawyer
>go downstairs
>hear whimper “come to pway?”
>Nice and Spice are rotting away in the cage.
>Sugar is practically a corpse. insects crawl all over her fur.
>”why you leave me?”

>Adopt new fluffy pony
>It’s pink with a darker pink, puffy mane
>Name it Pinkie Pie
>Laughs all the time, constantly playing
>More so than even a normal fluffy pony
>The constant activity begins to take a toll on you
>You can’t get sleep at night because of her antics
>She breaks things all the time with her saying “oopsie!” shortly after, and then disregarding the mess and playing more
>Get extremely fed up after a week straight of three hour sleep nights
>Ask fluffy pony if she wants to play
>”Wan’ play! Wan’ play!”
>You tell her you’re going to play the quiet game
>She doesn’t want to play, because she hates being quiet
>Tell her that if she loved you, she’d play
>She proclaims her love for you and immediately wants to play
>Five minutes in, she starts laughing
>You grab her around the neck, gripping her as tightly as possible, yelling “YOU LOSE!”
>She’s making gurgling, choking noises, kicking as hard as she can to get away
>You throw her at the wall as hard as you can, her face hitting the wall, smashing her face and breaking her spine
>”Why mean? Why hurt pinkie? Jus’ wan’ pway!”
>You yell at her more and stomp on her chest, crushing her ribs
>”Why don’ you wuv me ‘nymore!”
>She’s crying and in a puddle of her own blood, tears, feces, and piss
>Her mane is completely straight and flat
>You grip her legs, and yanking as hard as you can, you rip them from their sockets
>She lets out a blood curdling scream
>You do so again with the arms
>She continues to scream
>You pick up the torso of your pony, and take it to the kitchen table
>You place her on her back, she’s crying and yelling and screaming about her pain
>You try to open her mouth
>She won’t open
>You force it open, ripping her jaw off of its hinge
>It hangs there open, spouting blood
>You proceed to hammer each of her teeth out individually
>She’s still screaming, not giving in to shock
>Screaming “Hewp me, pwease!”
>You reach your hand down into her throat, and rip her voice box out
>She can’t scream anymore
>You tie it around her neck and hang her to the ceiling
>She asphyxiates
>Go back to bed

Good day.:moustache:

Me Gusta at images and short stories.

Dude, I feel the same thing with fluffy pony abuse as scottabuse, can you write an actual story about this with heart wrenching content.

Wilhelm
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I plan to, and one day I'll mix it with Scootabuse.
But I've got a Doctor who story to finish first and I'm really lazy.
Good day.:moustache:

283875
screw Dr who, post fluffy pony abuse, chances are you'll take far too long completing that Doctor who fic if ever at all.

Wilhelm
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283989
That is a good piont.
But I would like to post the next chapter for it atleast.
I have to many fics planned.
A tale of two:
Nightmare moon x Discord.
Iron sky:
Ponifed Iron sky.
Spider Derp:
Ceiling Derp is watching you clop.
A tale of two sisters:
A backstory for Luna, Celestia.
Tale of cats:
Rarity + a lot of cats.
Oh, sister of mine:
Big mac rule 63 x Rainbow dash.
Now your just been childish:
Mane 6 get turned into fillies by Twilight.
All work and no play makes Dash a boring pony:
Pinkie pie x Rainbow dash.
Fellow kingship:
Rarity gets turned into a dragon.
Sisterhood social, the Sparkles plan:
Spike gets turned into a pony.
The queen of choas:
Pinkie pie X Discord.
Urm... Twilight?, I think something's wrong:
Angle, Fluttershy species swap.
Come on everypony, smile, smile, smile:
A certian character in my little human gets changed and some members of the mane 6, can't handle the fact and go a bit crazy.
Mouse attack:
Mane 6 get turned into mice.
A little accident:
One of the Cutie makr crusders gets hurt.
(Scootabuse.)
A pair of lovebirds:
Spike gets turned into a pony.
Apple bloom x Spike.
A mixmatch affair:
Octavia X Vinyl.
Long live the borgia:
Assassins creed brotherhood crossover.
Pinkie pie's misadventures:
Pinkie breaks the 4th wall.
Time waits for no-pony:
Ditzy X Doctor whooves.
Reading lessons:
Twilight teaches Dizty to read.
Fluffy wants to play:
Human/fluffy stories.
Fluffy tales:
Mane 6 meet the Fluffies.
The twilight zone:
Celestia guard X Luna guard.

I have too many ideas.
Good day.:moustache:

I'd Like to see these (Only as a recommendation, my personal opinion should not effect you in any way):
A little accident:
One of the Cutie makr crusders gets hurt.
(Scootabuse.)
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Fluffy wants to play:
Human/fluffy stories.
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Fellow kingship:
Rarity gets turned into a dragon.
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A tale of two:
Nightmare moon x Discord.
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AAANNNND
Fluffy tales:
Mane 6 meet the Fluffies.

Wilhelm
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A tale of two:
Start bits done, but I kinnda ran out of steam.
Uses this picture:

Fellow kingship:
Nothing yet, it was a spur of the moment idea, waiting for Spikes dragon eposide so I don't mess anything up.

Fluffy tales:
The lighthearted fluffy tales but with the mane 6 involed.

Fluffy wants to play:
Will start out nice and heartwarming, move to pegaues one and removing wings, then earth one, removing legs and keeping it in ball, then just all the Grimdark fluffy tales.

A little accident:
A tale based around this:

I'll try to finish them, but I really think I should finish the nect Doctor who chapter, they were my first fans.
Good day.:moustache:

Well I wish you good luck, Also I'd very much like to help with "a little accident" and "fluffy tales", of course just to dispel any plausible paranoia, I am not questioning your skills as a writer, it's just I've never wrote much in terms of MLP, I usually Lurk about the RS section trolling the children and homosexuals that inhabit it.

Here is some of my work, I found a particularly autistic piece of writing and redid it better then the author, all the while mocking him.
http://www.fanfiction.net/r/7484314/
I have also received many a death threat and even a death fic about me, which I promptly rewrote to a much higher standard (with hilarious consequences).

Wilhelm
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284009
Okay.
And whats wrong with autism?

By the way would you mind if you were to randomly appear in Pinkie pie time?
Good day.:moustache:

284014
Autism is a forum of mental retardation, I have nothing against it but use it as a trolling tool, By all means feature me in your story, it'd be an honor.

Wilhelm
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284019
It's not, only the really bad ones are.
Asperger syndrome sufferers like me are okay.
Good when the crazy :pinkiecrazy: comes back I'll write you in.
After I fix the universe that Pinkamena broke that is.
Good day.:moustache:

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