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Seattle's Angels haven't uploaded a new podcast in months, so I don't see myself asking this question there anytime soon. So I'll do it here.

If Professor Plum was an alcoholic father, what kind of alcoholic father would he be? We all already know that he likes to drink, and his beard definitely makes him look like the guilty-type. And the fact that he's an Englishman doesn't help his case.

Anyways, just a silly question that I've been thinking since the dawn of time. Feel free to give any answer you may be able to conjure up.

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The plum-y kind.

"Ayy, shitlord, get me a beer."
"Mum says you aren't supposed to use language like that, daddy."
"And did mum help you with your homework last night? I rest my case."
"You helped me practice multiplications by comparing numbers to missiles fired from a treb...treb..."
"Trebuchet 7-M. Best damned LRM boat in the inner sphere."
"Mum says you aren't-"
"Bugger what your mum says. Did it help you get your maths done?"
"...Yes, but I don't think I'm supposed to be learning maths from video games."
"Then you're thinking wrong, 'cos you're being a shit. Now get daddy another beer."

I hope this paints a picture of what he'd probably be like.

Cerulean Voice
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Will 100% back
Except maybe a scotch instead of a beer

Professor Plum
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You know me too well. Also

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We will also be resuming podcasts n shit, soon. Real life got in the way for a while.

I don't know what fits better: Pickle Plum or Pickled Plum (I am more sorry than not for this).
In regards to the podcasts, please don't force 'em out, quality beats quantity.

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