Our 'beta' TWE still lives as a relic of our time. Knighty shall never remove us entirely!

(I have no idea what I'm doing, I just remembered this existed.)

I still remember this group, don't worry. 610615

Hiel der fanfic sanitation.

Oh hey guys. We should go out and sanitize fanfics. IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD!

Why am I in this group what the fuck you guys

611766
At this rate, you'll never get a puppy.

611772 ...
but but

611774
A cat is fine, though. For Great Glory!

612591
No. XiF gets NOTHING.

612612
Well... I do have a suggestion that I believe you'd condone: a RAILGUN projectile TO THE KNEE!

612617
That works. Proceed.

612622
With the application of 5500-mph chunks of steel to the patella? Or did you want me to activate the laser cutters?

612628
The former.

612634
Or better yet:

Railguns AND laser cutters~!

612715
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

612720

mwahahahahAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

612720 612732 the fuck is going on here

622391
You're not getting a puppy or a cat. You are, however, going to take a rail gun to the knee. And laser cutters are going to come at you too.

That's what's happening

622391
mwahaha. Happy to be of service, my liege 622632

622632 623022
so is that code for something

633365
It's code for, "XiF is going to die."

633365>>633504
Well. I'm not yet sure if I'll kill XiF outright or whether I'll decide to slowly torture XiF for several years, then dispose of him via radical vertical impact simulation (watch dat movie...)

634073
Either way, the end result is death

634077
Mm. But the variable is PAIN!

634077 So do I get a lollipop like when I go to the dentist?

635157
No.

638276 :c

642602 c: