Seriously. He kinda sucks.

But I can give you cookies.

Mmmmm... warm and juicy cookies.

I mean gooey.

Juicy cookies are weird.

1141277 Unless the juice is milk, in which case it's delicious.

1141350 I don't think juice can be milk. Unless you made milkjuice.

Can you put milk in cookies? I think the batter would be kinda weird if that happened.

1141358 Who said it has to be in the cookies?

1141363 Well, they were warm and juicy cookies. I suppose I just figured the milk would be in the cookies if they were warm and milky.

1141381 Or they'd be warm cookies with milk on them.

Dammit, now I've gone and made myself hungry! And I just had dinner too!

1141450 Cookies EAT THEM EAT THEM GOOD

1141463 Must... resist.. urge.. to eat... delicious.
Sorry I'm not sorry.

1141477 D: