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Alaborn


Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

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  • 151 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Strong Seconds

    Not an episode review this time.

    PresentPerfect writes about the "Applejack Problem", that a character with everything figured out becomes too boring. Her cutie mark is literally deciding she wants to stay home.

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    1 comments · 393 views
  • 152 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Putting Your Hoof Down and It's About Time

    S2E19 Putting Your Hoof Down

    Watching this episode as part of the whole series is jarring. You have episode after episode of ponies being kind and friendly, then a whole bunch of rude ponies all at once.

    I hate Angel Bunny in this episode. I want to turn him into hasenpfeffer.

    I'd like to know why there just happens to be a hedge maze somewhere near Ponyville.

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    3 comments · 244 views
  • 156 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Hearts and Hooves Day and A Friend in Deed

    S2E17 Hearts and Hooves Day

    The writers have chosen, once again, to feature a holiday or celebration in this episode. Arguably, this is the seventh time (Summer Sun Celebration, Winter Wrap Up, Running of the Leaves, Grand Galloping Gala, Nightmare Night, Hearth's Warming, Hearts and Hooves Day), and the third time directly referencing a major American holiday.

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    3 comments · 215 views
  • 157 weeks
    Retrospective Review: The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000 and Read It and Weep

    S2E15 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000

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    6 comments · 308 views
  • 157 weeks
    Retrospective Review: Baby Cakes and The Last Roundup

    S2E13 Baby Cakes

    So this was an episode that came completely out of the blue. There was no indication of Cup Cake being pregnant, let alone with twins. I'm assuming there was a toy involved.

    "That makes sense, right?" Sure, but if you're a pegasus stallion with a beige coat or a unicorn stallion with a yellow coat, I wouldn't recommend dining at Sugarcube Corner.

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    6 comments · 208 views
Nov
25th
2012

Bad Seed · 2:48am Nov 25th, 2012

"What's that, Uncle?" Applejack said. "Babs is being bullied because she doesn't have her cutie mark?"

Let's see, she thought. Here in Ponyville, we have two school-aged fillies who torment foals like that, calling them blank flanks. I know this very well, because one of the foals bullied is my little sister. It happens in school, and the teacher does nothing to stop it. Both of the bullies' parents don't do anything to stop it. And right now it's summer, and these fillies have neither school nor honest work to occupy their hooves.

"Uncle, Ah have a great idea. Why don't you send Babs here for a few weeks?"

Because I hate your side of the family.

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Apparently, Applejack is a troll.

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Comments ( 10 )

This is now Canon

This could be a story, but it'd be hard to stretch to 1000 words.

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Challenge accepted

536864 Feel free to write that story.

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400 words and counting

:twilightangry2: Great, now the only other logical explination I can think of for this is the whole AJ is a moron idea I so despise. Just lovely.

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