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Feb
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2017

V-Day Should Be A Restaurant Holiday · 12:30am Feb 15th, 2017

Dear couples:
Cook for each other to show how much you care, you lazy pieces of shit.

Dear singles:
Cry into a pot and boil your tears to make pasta in for all I care. Just because you're lonely doesn't mean to have to take it out on us by drowning your sorrows in bacon and chicken nuggets.

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Comments ( 8 )

No. Feel my pathos!

I'd offer an amendment to the above.

Dear saps:
If you're going to haunt restaurants on this day, tip the staff big you lazy pieces of shit.

No, then I wouldn't make any money. I rang $2300 tonight doing to-go orders. :)

4422995 If every bit of that $2300 goes in your pocket, awesome.

If two members of your closing shift didn't no-call-no-show, awesome.

4422999 i went home with $160 in tips plus $6 an hour. Its a pretty sweet gig.

Personally, instead of drowning my sorrows in being "forever alone" I simply just gave my older sister a present as sibling love no not incest get your mind out of the gutter cause valentines is not just fonding a mate and falling in love with.

Why canĀ“t America celebrate Black Day? Its a Korean holiday where all the lonely people get together and eat noodles

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