V-Day Should Be A Restaurant Holiday · 12:30am Feb 15th, 2017
Dear couples:
Cook for each other to show how much you care, you lazy pieces of shit.
Dear singles:
Cry into a pot and boil your tears to make pasta in for all I care. Just because you're lonely doesn't mean to have to take it out on us by drowning your sorrows in bacon and chicken nuggets.
No. Feel my pathos!
I'd offer an amendment to the above.
Dear saps:
If you're going to haunt restaurants on this day, tip the staff big you lazy pieces of shit.
4422762 Indeed.
No, then I wouldn't make any money. I rang $2300 tonight doing to-go orders. :)
4422995 If every bit of that $2300 goes in your pocket, awesome.
If two members of your closing shift didn't no-call-no-show, awesome.
4422999 i went home with $160 in tips plus $6 an hour. Its a pretty sweet gig.
Personally, instead of drowning my sorrows in being "forever alone" I simply just gave my older sister a present as sibling love
no not incest get your mind out of the guttercause valentines is not just fonding a mate and falling in love with.Why canĀ“t America celebrate Black Day? Its a Korean holiday where all the lonely people get together and eat noodles