I had a pretty fucking bizarre and depressing dream · 5:21am Jul 7th, 2012
A lot of stuff happened beforehand and I don't remember shit. I just remember waking up in panic, panting so fucking hard and sweating. Whilst remembering it, I felt the urge to cry myself back to sleep. I really don't know why the fuck this has "moved" me so much, but I'll think hard about it and maybe I can come up with an answer.
Ok, important part is as follows:
There was Trixie (yes, the pony), right. And she had a daughter, which was EXACTLY like Trixie, only -- you guessed it -- a filly instead of a mare. So, for some unknown reason (because dreams only make sense if you fucking think hard about them and connect the unnumbered dots in their correct order) Trixie was selling her filly (not selling selling; fuck- she was whoring her daughter, 'k?). I do not know if she needed the money or whatever, but I knew that Trixie wasn't happy about it.
So, the dreams take a right turn into "tumblr-esque" universe, and I only see stuff happening via "images" and not "video" and yet, I was fully aware of what each pony was feeling (because DREAMS!). So, there were 3-4 stallions with their dicks out and they were coating Trixie's daughter with their jizz. She was wearing many "spiked belts" around her entire body. You could say that she looked like a goth.
Normally this would be ok (if you rule out pedophilia, of course), but I remember my dream telling me that this tumblr universe used "realistic horse semen". And, for some reason, the semen was liquid (like water, not something with a higher viscosity, as semen is supposed to be during the first 5-10 minutes {yes, it liquifies itself after that time to allow the sperm cells to "swim"; technical bullshit you non-medicine students don't need to know}) and yet, it cemented around Trixie's daughter, stopping her from moving completely and, since she had spunk over her muzzle, she couldn't breathe through her nose or mouth. So I knew she was dead and yet, she was standing (again, cementing jizz, because dreams!) and looking very dejected, whilst Trixie herself just had her eyes fixed to the floor, looking very ashamed. (Also: Trixie's daughter seemed to be in some sort of spotlight... like a fucking disturbed art gallery, y'know?)
OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE, came the fucking panic. Like those nightmarish settings in which you FEEL that there is something stalking you? Yeah, that. Only I was looking at pictures! (Cool story: One day I had a COMPLETELY NORMAL dream, but with this nightmarish, "something is out to get you" feel. I fucking hated it)
Then I woke up.
Then I smoked a cigarette.
Then I pondered as to why the fuck my dreams have taken a turn to the bizarre lately.
Then I slept again. And it was dreamless.
One thing: I know that semen does not petrify anything (especially horse semen), let alone instantly!
PS: Tomorrow you'll get a fanfic from me. Yeah yeah, I know what you'll say. But hey, I wrote it for fun, not to be something something.
That is all... god damnit!
Sleep is never dreamless, you would go insane if it was.
Most dreams are what you would consider nightmares but since you have 6 or so dreams a night of varying length compromising only a few hours sleep you only remember one if you wake up in the middle.
Dreams are often believed just a way of working weird things out like a gutter for crazy thoughts.
Well...fortune on you bro...
You should write a fic over this dream!
But really, I remember having a nightmare recently as well, I was on a roof and then an eclipse happened. Very pretty until the Sun blows up, the moon flies away and blue gas leaks out of what used to be the Sun, I said nonchalantly "Now we're all gonna freeze to death" (yes, with no emotion whatsoever). I woke up and since the room was completely black and my body felt very cold I was convinced for probably around 10 entire minutes that the Sun had in fact blown up and I was going to die (never mind the fact I was no longer in a rooftop). It took me some extra 10 minutes to get up from bed and turn the lights on, dispelling my belief.
DON'T. BLINK.
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217276 Eeeyup, that is absolutely correct. But I refrained from pointing it out for the same reason I stopped myself from elaborating further on the "jizz liquefying" thing.
217283 So it seems.
217284 It would be the most bizarre fanfic ever. Might be a good idea.
Also, I never had too many "normal" dreams, like, "Now it's 3 p.m. and it the sun won't suddenly set because it is fucking 3 p.m.!"
217286 Loved that game. Good scares. But I enjoyed "Slender" more.
Hmmmm......that sounds like a dream I would have.
Only I would
1). End up being Trixie's daughter (because dreams, and other.......things)
2). Be Trixie.
3). Be one of the stallions.
4). Be standing on the side lines waitin my turn at her.
5). Be standing on the side lines wait for the same thing that happened to the daughter to happen to me. (again, dreams and other.......stuff.)
Yeah...Your messed up dreams are worse than my messed up dreams. The worst I've ever had was one of those dreams where you know you're dreaming. Only I had no control over anything. I could only watch in horror as my subconscious mind did unspeakable things. I was like, ten, so what I considered "unspeakable" was along the lines of pissing in my teacher's desk.
Now that the Internet has corrupted me though...I shudder to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind my conscious mind...(Yeah, I made a "Meet The Pyro" reference. What of it?)
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This is actually pretty tame compared to what I see in my dreams.
Well dreams may be a bit of a misnomer...
Imagine the most horrible thing possible, and have one side of you laughing and the other side out for blood in revenge for the act. Every night.
Atleast it wasn't about you fucking your own mother and waking up with a shameful erection...
>Then I smoked a cigarette
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217317
Oh, believe me when I say that you needn't the internet for this. Sure, it adds log to the fire, but what is an ember to a burning house?
217394 My revenge dreams annoy the fuck out of me. For some fucking reason my legs are completely paralyzed/numb. I have to struggle really hard and bend my body forward, nearly falling for one to move. And it still doesn't!
217464 Needed to calm down.
...Well then... Glad I don't dream anymore
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217777 I've had sexual MLP dreams
Hmm...Cemented in a pose like the mad man in Rapture's bowels of the damned art gallery, freezing adn cementing his damned friends, subjects, tourists, and a shit ton uh other splicers.
It's nto bizarre, exactly. I mean, I've had even mroe bizarre and pretty fucked up dreams myself, a good example would be that I learned the entire female anatomy through dreams. Every time I had a question of what it was to look like, next night, detailed and in a dream.
I had the two weirdest dreams of my life last night. In one an old dude kept rubbing my ass while I waited in line, then licked a rubber ducky and walked away. In the other, I was fighting a dog mafia with my mom and little sister and then I got eaten alive by a dog that had antlers, no eyes and a fucking cyborg leg!
But my dreams still aren't as weird as yours, and the only pony dream I ever had was me riding Princess Celestia down into a mine, then having to jump from the tops of trains (inexplicably, it was both a mine and an underground train station), chasing Luigi (in prison garb) and that one blue thief in a turban from that Spyro game. Actually, that may have been the weirdest dream, now that I think about it.
what the buck is up with my dreams?
217284 I'm prolly a month late to tell you this, but, anyway: Did it.