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  • 462 weeks
    SSR: Prism Pie

    Rule of... well, me, because I formulated it myself and still can't find any proof that anybody else did before me: To find the meaning of a piece, present it to an imbecile who knows only what the words mean, who cannot construct a greater meaning than that if he tried. That is its truth. Beyond that, beyond what is clearly written into the text, all meaning is fictional, outside of the

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  • 462 weeks
    Cat on my bed

    Perhaps a place of rest,
    She seeks the actual soft.
    Perhaps she looks for me,
    First time now for weeks.
    Perhaps to help my pain,
    Or just the hamster see.


    I know why she is really here. Kitty heart pills have the side effect of making them quite active and clingy, followed by long nap. Screw poetry. It is a waste of time when you could be writing an actual story.

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  • 462 weeks
    Had me some wisdom teeth amputated

    You'd think that would hurt afterwards. Or be felt in any way. Odd.

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  • 463 weeks
    Just noticed

    Future historians will take Ruby Pinch in SatN as a symbol for the inevitable approach of motherhood and how the thought is growing inside her, won't they.

    Well, poop.

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  • 468 weeks
    so cute motherhood group can't even

    Because why not age regression, right?

    I swear the mothers get more hilarious every day.

    Also note the uncredited artist "Lyra Senpai." Definitely a name you want to be seen when people look at your resumé.

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Jun
28th
2012

Yellow items suck - a pladoyer against Rarity · 5:43pm Jun 28th, 2012

I think that, although it's not shouted into your face, it should become fairly obvious to you when you read my works that I don't like Rarity.
Of course, I won't blame you if you do like her, as long as you don't make any stuff like Rarity x Fluttershy.
It used to be far worse, but I still think she somehow just doesn't fit. Look at it like that; Of the Mane 6, she's the only one with a fixed occupation. Surely, Pinkie Pie's hinted to have a job at the bakery, but given how little she actually works there (Zero so far), it's all just fun and games. Pre-s2 finale, she was also literally the only pony with any kind of sexuality. She's ALSO the only pony (Before The Last Roundup was released, at least) who is capable of actively lying to avoid an uncomfortable situation.

And not only that, but she's also seriously a whiny bitch.
Can you see where I'm getting at? After watching the first double episode, I already had a very good idea of who everypony is and how much I like them. That has changed very little since.

So imagine a whiny bitch, who's the only one with a job, sexuality and the ability to lie, fitting into a universe where everything is candy colored and flavored. It just doesn't work. For me, she adds a touch of the adult world where it simply doesn't belong. And Studio B has never done anything to get me off those prejudices, no, instead, they make her do just what I don't like about her, like they WANT people to hate her for her adultery.

Compare that to the weaponised cute that is Fluttershy. Now who is the best pony?

This just in: Rarity still sucks.

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