Corrupt-A-Wish Foundation · 4:00pm Jun 7th, 2014
Morning everyone!
I hope you haven't been as unproductive as I have. Seems my muse has wandered off again. I can't seem to focus on my writing for more than ten seconds at a time. More than that, I'm not even spending as much time on Fimfic as I used to.
In short: I'm bored.
Since I haven't made a blog post in a while, I thought, why not do something fun with my followers? You guys like fun, right? Right? Of course you do! So we're going to play my favorite internet game: Corrupt A Wish!
For those of you not aware, the game works like this: someone wishes for something, anything, then it's the next person's job to, in a genie-like fashion, grant the wish only with some horrible twist to it. For example: "I wish for chocolate pudding." "Wish granted, only, it's stuffed with laxatives." The person who granted the wish is then obligated to make a wish of their own. The idea is to try and make an incorruptible wish, but this is the internet, everything's corruptible.
Indulge me, please. I literally do not feel like doing anything else. I'll start.
I wish I had my inspiration back.
And while you ruin my wish, have some music.
Care to start us off with a wish?
You got your inspiration back, but you have myriad of ideas - and every time you start writing some better idea comes and you abandon current project and start from scratch.
I wish my students enjoyed my classes as much as I enjoy giving them right now.
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2183657 Wish granted. Too bad they're all graduating and you get a class that's even worse.
2183657 Your students enjoy your classes so much that they never leave you alone. They follow you around constantly asking any question related to the lessons, and when they run out they begin to ask random questions. So much do they enjoy it that you are never left alone at school. It get to a point where they even come to your house to ask questions. Your life is that from then on, never being left alone by your students. Your not enjoying classes anymore.
I wish that I had the confidence to actually publish a story.
2183679 Wish granted. No one likes it.
Bet that helped your confidence, didn't it?
2183742 That it did. Was most likely a HiE, so I'm not that surprised.
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You have confidence. Too bad your Fimfiction account was banned and you can't make new one. Also there are no fanfiction sites besides Fimfiction.
Uh guys, no one put up a new wish. What do I do now?
Fuck it, I wish I had wings that are fully capable of flight.
I wish for a rock that only consists of one type.
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Wish granted. You've got wings...but you also get wingboners at the most inopportune of moments.
I wish I could get Featured.
I wish for a PS4 with all my PS3 games remastered.
You get your inspiration, but you will have symptoms like Rarity's from Inspiration Manifestation.
I wish for... a sandwich
Lol Jake the dog
2184552 Wish granted! But it's for a horrible one-shot story you despise that was written while drunk/not thinking. It gets tons of attention, and people are demanding more, and continiously nag you / ask for sequels or a longer story, but you can't make yourself write more.
I wish I stopped I stopped being so lazy.
2184961 Granted, but you're now permenetly in a wheelchair and blind.
2184528 Granted. It's sand and dissolves in your hand.
2184865 Granted. It gets a red ring of death then next day.
2184910 Granted. It's moldy.
I wish for a brand new car.
2185751 Anti-Genie says: Granted, but it's a broken down rustbucket driven by a mule
I wish for... Twilight Sparkle?
(Plz make her corrupt...)
2185789 Wish granted. It's a plushie. And poorly made too.
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She's hopped on dark magic and isn't planning on getting kinky.
I wish for a brand new sheet of plain white paper in immaculate condition.
2185840 granted. It's microscopic.
I wish for a well made Sunset Shimmer plushie.
2185850 Wish Granted. It's so well made it looks almost alive. Might be due to it being the real Sunset Shimmer stuffed. Enjoy.
I wish I had a tame, healthy, alive and friendly pet snow fox.
2185854 Granted. Too bad a bear just ate it.
I wish I could think of another wish.
2185868 Wish granted. You suddenly have too many wishes you want. Shame you wasted your wish.
I wish that the bird outside would shut up.
2185870 Granted. A nasally, loud Chihuahua took it's place.
I wish everyone would leave the room so I can go to sleep.
2185880 Wish Granted. They all left, went next door and started a loud party.
I'm out of wishes.
2185751 Um... Sand is multiple minerals of varying types that are small grains so that corruption is invalid
*casually strolls and defibs the comment section*
I wish... I wish Sunset Shimmer would get a good role in Rainbow Rocks.
)
(Make it a good one...
2186584 Wish granted. She kills the entire world and dies lonely at the top.
I wish for a better job.
2186596 Granted! You score a great, high paid job you like. But the company gets into questionable affairs, and soon goes under and stains all the employee's records. The very company's name becomes a laughing stock and you never manage to get another job
I wish I had a pet owl.
2186627 You get one... and then it flies away with all your money.
I wish for world peace.
2186702 Wish granted! It only lasted a week.
(pff, heck even that's an achievment)
I wish I would stop losing my eracers.
2186711 Wish granted. Now you lose all your pencils.
I wish for milion bucks.
2186725 Granted. You get bucked a milion times . (Ouch..)
I wish I wasn't so bored.
2187044 Wish granted. You are suddenly wanted by Mafia and have to spend the rest of your days escaping hitmen. Never a dull moment from now on. As a consolation prize, you get a sweet gun and life supplies of painkillers.
I wish knew what true love was.
2187094 Wish granted. But she/he doesn't even know you exist.
I wish everything was free.
2187130 Wish granted. All the criminals are set free from jail, get free machine guns, destroy half the world and enslave the rest. GG.
I wish the world was awesome.
2186226 It explodes! Happy?
2187177 granted. you're considered the lamest person in comparison and no one wants to talk to you.
I wish I had wireless headphones.
2187239 Wish granted. Santa gives you a pair of regular headphones and cuts the wires off. Then he wishes you merry christmass and leaves.
I wish my house was clean.
2187257 Wish granted. All your stuff has now been removed leaving you with a clean, sterile, absolutely empty house.
I wish my bluetooth mouse worked.
2187288 wish granted. it's a blue mouse that crawls around and you can't seem to catch it.
I wish I could write the greatest story and everyone would love it!
2187303 Wish granted. You become an author of new Twilight.
I wish I could draw good.
2187446 I said one that everyone would love!
Granted. Only, everyone thinks of it as a form of modern art and hates it.
I wish I could tell my friends i write fan-fiction without being laughed at.
2187476 Thats the whole point- the entire world now LOVES Twilight. Good job.
Wish granted. They love it, because they also write fanfics. Except, they all write really bad crack-fic self-inserts and keep asking you for honest reviews.
I wish for a star.
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Wish granted, you've just been burnt to a crisp by the intense heat.
I wish I could get paid for doing nothing.
2187662 Wish granted. You get into the accident, go into coma, but get a hefty insurance fee, which you family has to spend on keeping you alive.
I wish that wishing another thing wouldn't cause a disaster.
2187750 Granted. And it lasted for 5 seconds before a 11.5 earthquake hits the entire planet, enjoy.
I wish my friends were bronies.
2187936 Granted. But they stole all your waifus.
I wish more people would tell their wishes other than me.
2187961 (Quite a bit of these are us two, haha)
Wish granted. The page becomes flooded with tens of comments every second and you can't even keep track of how many new ones are added per refresh. The pages keep rolling up untill the server can't handle it and crashes bringing down the whole website. Boom.
I wish my PC was better.
2187976 Wish granted, it becomes so good, it doesn't need you anymore and walks away.
I wish Celestia got a cake.