Zay-El is literally the best person · 8:29pm Feb 3rd, 2014
[20:15:05] Arcainum: guys my stepdad made me feel guilty for existing again quick everyone tell me I'm great
[20:16:13] Obselescence: Maybe you don't exist after all, so it's possible that's not a problem?
[20:16:23] Arcainum: GOOD ENOUGH
[20:22:55] Obselescence: Agh, shoot
[20:23:07] Obselescence: the burn I sustained on my tongue laste week is catching up to me
[20:23:14] Obselescence: Eating has become painful
[20:23:55] Zay-Anglerfish: Arc
[20:24:03] Zay-Anglerfish: http://imgur.com/qP1Mbo6
[20:24:25] Obselescence: Obselescence coughs
[20:24:27] Obselescence: suck-up
[20:24:37] Obselescence: Obselescence coughs
[20:25:19] Arcainum: Zay
[20:25:37] Arcainum: I was going to faux-mock your "pathetic attempts at appeasement"
[20:25:40] Obselescence: Arc, no, he's trying to get into your confidences.
[20:25:41] Arcainum: but that is simply amazing
[20:25:48] Arcainum: like
[20:25:53] Arcainum: I can't even begin to describe
You are not a special snowflake.
You are a magnificent frost giant of Niflheim. Titanic are your thews, glacial is your mein. Your gaze is cold in every sense of the word, and your every step shakes the fundament. The gods themselves quail at your approach.
Zay truly is the best lighted dangle-ball fish.
(And an Arcainum is neato too... and stuff)
((And Obsie totes is the buttness... and stuff))
I will launch a Kickstarter for these soon, stay tuned!
Well, he is evidently the CEO of Awesome. It's hard to compete with qualifications like that.