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Incredible Blunderbolt


A retired FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.

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  • 273 weeks
    2/16/2019, No New Fic This Week

    You know what the big problem with having something done way before the due date is? Having all that extra time before the next due date rolls around to waste time doing whatever whimsical bullshit tickles your fancy. This week, it was less procrastination and more a combination of writer's block, indecision, and my work situation. See, I'm getting ready to change jobs, and this

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  • 274 weeks
    2/5/2019, The Bucket gets a Hole

    Why do I always add the date to the title? To be honest, even I'm not sure anymore. I think it's a holdover from before Fimfiction's blogs had the dates. Either way, more stuff after the break!

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  • 277 weeks
    1/20/2019, Wild BLUNDY Appears!

    A posted story? Another one finished and waiting to be released? Rewatching the entire series? What is this, 2012?

    Nah, it's just a sign of the apocalypse. Beware, readers, for Blundy has officially returned from the dead. Raaaawr.

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  • 329 weeks
    1/15/2018, Same Old Song and Dance

    No big promises this time. No idiotic pledges to write at least 1k a day. I'd like to, but I'm just gonna lean back and put it on cruise control. I want to write again, but I'm going ease back into it, rather than sprinting right out of the gate like I used to try to do.

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  • 355 weeks
    7/21/17, Not Dead (Yet!)

    I don't really like making excuses, so I'm just going to come out and say it: Between INJUSTICE 2, Until Dawn and working seven days a week, I haven't really done much (read: anything) in the way of writing since my ol' buddy ol' pall Timaeus challenged me to write a TaviScratch one-shot which I promptly started and then stopped working on

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Jan
27th
2014

1/26/2014: Why do all of my best ideas occur when I can't write? · 2:56am Jan 27th, 2014

Skype chat log after the break:


I really should be writing poni.
[9:17:57 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Oh, yeah. And all that code up there?
[9:18:19 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): It amounts to this:
http://gyazo.com/8b55868f8ce91a48326d8a63b009d200
[9:18:42 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Talk about a ton of work for little pay.
[9:19:10 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Pfft
[9:19:15 PM] Sam (Timaeus): I should be writing too
[9:20:07 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): I should be sleeping, is what I should be doing.
[9:20:21 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): 21:20.
[9:20:25 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Past my bedtime.
[9:20:58 PM] Sam (Timaeus): That might also be a good idea
[9:21:18 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Then good night.
[9:21:26 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): I'll learn how to code later!
[9:21:55 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): ...
[9:22:06 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): I was just hit with a fic idea.
[9:22:14 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): I hate my brain!
[9:22:33 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Only works when I /don't/ want it to!
[9:22:43 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): <em>dammit!</em>
[9:23:07 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Lay the idea on me
[9:23:09 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Then get sleep
[9:23:14 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Okay.
[9:23:22 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Daring Do is real, right?
[9:23:28 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Yeah
[9:24:03 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): That means that everything that she wrote about is real, or at least one could reasonably assume so, yes?
[9:24:14 PM] Sam (Timaeus): A plausible assumption
[9:24:28 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): That means that Rosetta is real, yes?
[9:24:38 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): And Rainbow ships them together, yes?
[9:24:56 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): You see where this is going?
[9:25:01 PM] Sam (Timaeus): I think so
[9:25:09 PM] Sam (Timaeus): And I have the goofiest grin on my face
[9:25:14 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): lol
[9:25:34 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Well, there are a million different ways this could go.
[9:26:00 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): The idea I was originally hit with was that Rainbow and Daring would work together to get the mares that they love.
[9:26:15 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): But now I've got like, a dozen different ideas flowing all at once.
[9:27:05 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): In one, Dash just assumes that Daring has a crush on Rosetta and tries to "help her along," not realizing that she's just projecting her love for Twilight onto a Daring who really feels nothing for Rosetta.
[9:27:57 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): In another, Dash writes Daring a letter, asking her how she should go about getting Twilight to love her, since they're in simillar situations—or so she thinks, at least.
[9:28:42 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): In yet another, Daring wants to send fanmail to Daring Do, but accidentally sends her DaringSetta fic instead.
[9:28:57 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Soooo many differend paths...
[9:29:04 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Curse you, brain.
[9:29:21 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): halp.
[9:29:28 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): There's no way I'm sleeping now.
[9:29:44 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Tell me that they're bad ideas and to go to sleep!
[9:29:57 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Sorry, I meant to get this out of your system so you could sleep
[9:30:00 PM] Sam (Timaeus): I dun goofed
[9:30:13 PM] Sam (Timaeus): First idea's my favourite
[9:30:22 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): Mine, too.
[9:31:11 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): I think the third one would be delightfully silly, though.
[9:31:28 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Pfft, it would
[9:31:58 PM] Sam (Timaeus): She's gotta have written it and meant to give it to Twi to edit or something
[9:32:13 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Twi wakes up the next morning and instead finds she has a fan letter to A.K. Yearling
[9:32:28 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): It'd be from Daring's POV. She gets home from a long adventure and finds this HUGE letter sitting on her doormat.
[9:32:51 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): She sits down to open it and slowly gets this big "WTF" look.
[9:33:10 PM] Sam (Timaeus): Rainbow busts her door down
[9:33:12 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "WAAAAAAAIT"
[9:33:25 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): XD
[9:33:34 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "..."
[9:33:44 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "...oh horseapples, you read it"
[9:33:54 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "..."
[9:34:02 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "Um, Miss Yearling?"
[9:34:03 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "..."
[9:34:08 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "Twi, I think I broke Daring Do"
[9:34:18 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "With what?"
[9:34:56 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "Uh, long story. You see, there was a mix-up with the mail. Y'know that thing I asked you to give a look over?"
[9:35:39 PM | Edited 9:35:46 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "You mean that utterly ridiculous story about Daring Do falling in love with Rosetta Stone?"
[9:36:05 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "Hey! You said it wasn't a bad idea!"
[9:36:36 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "I... Well... I meant that... Uh... Of course it was a great idea, Dashie!"
[9:36:58 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "...you just said that because I brought you coffee cake, didn't you?"
[9:37:17 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "...Nooooo..."
[9:37:58 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "Y'know you're about as good as lying as Applejack is, right?"
[9:38:24 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "I... Well! I... What was this about Daring Do again?"
[9:39:12 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "Oh right! Twi, I think she got that, er, thing in the mail by mistake and I think it broke her!"
[9:39:18 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "Look!"
[9:39:23 PM] Sam (Timaeus): DD - "..."
[9:40:42 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "If it helps, Miss Doo, I'm fairly certain that Rainbow Dash only believes that you love Dr. Stone because she's projecting her so-called "secret" crush on myself unto you and your friend."
[9:41:53 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "H-how did you kno— I mean what 'secret crush'?! I don't have a crush on you!"
[9:42:17 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "Oh, please, Rainbow; you're as subtle as a hurricaine."
[9:42:58 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "I- but- you— you knew and you didn't do anything?!"
[9:44:03 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "I was waiting for you to overcome your irrational fear of courtship. Confidence is the key to any successful union and you clearly lack a large amount of it if you can't even ask your best friend out on a date."
[9:44:26 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "That and... uh, I wasn't exacty sure what to give you for an answer..."
[9:45:33 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "Hey, it's not like you've made it easy for me, okay?! Every time I try you just look at me with those eyes and give me that smile and I have to tell myself to breathe!"
[9:47:24 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "What are you talking about, Rainbow? I haven't changed my mannerisms around you at all! In fact, the only pony that's changed at all because of your feelings is /you!/ How do you think all of Ponyville knows about them?"
[9:47:52 PM] Sam (Timaeus): "A-all of Ponyville?!"
[9:48:20 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): "As subtle as a hurricaine was the phrasing I used, right?"
[9:48:57 PM] Sam (Timaeus): (what are we doing)
[9:49:06 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): (I have no idea.)
[9:49:17 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): (Delaying my sleep time would be my guess.)
[9:49:28 PM] Sam (Timaeus): (You should probly go to sleep now before we write an entire story)
[9:49:38 PM] Sam (Timaeus): (And I should probly sleep too. Early day tomorrow XP)
[9:49:40 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): (No! THe show must go on!)
[9:49:52 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): (Okay, then.)
[9:50:03 PM | Edited 9:50:05 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): (Not as early as mine, I bet. :P)
[9:50:12 PM] Sam (Timaeus): (Probly not)
[9:50:20 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): (03:50)
[9:51:14 PM] Sam (Timaeus): (Defs not, I get another hour)
[9:51:21 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): (lol.)
[9:51:30 PM] Cody G (Blunderbolt): (Anyway, good night!)
[9:51:44 PM] Sam (Timaeus): (Night!)


Gotta love having a decietful, vindictive, jerk-of-a creative mind. But playing that with Tim was great fun.

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Ok then:rainbowlaugh:
Co-writing/Role-playing.

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