I'm back!/monstersunderyourbed is dead/I really just need to pick a handle and stick with it · 1:34am Jan 14th, 2014
Firstly, I’d like for everyone to take a moment to remember monstersunderyourbed.
Tragically, monsterunderyourbed died yesterday night during one of his regular midnight hauntings after he was run over by a snazzily dressed, dancing detective of questionable sexuality riding a Penny-farthing while drinking a cup of tea with his eyes closed.
monstersunderyourbed was a misunderstood guy. Under all that angst and purple prose was an affectionate soul who just cared a little too much. He looked after my account like only a pseudo-undead, scarf-wearing cat could. He will be missed.
I hope that some good can come of his death. Namely, Penny-farthing danger and safety awareness. Penny-farthings are NOT toys. In the wrong hands, they are veritable killing machines.
Don't do this.
Maybe, just maybe, monstersunderyourbed will live on as a time traveling, time stopping ghost with the ability to manipulate objects within a set radius and to possess corpses, travel four minutes into the past, and alter their fates. But one thing is for sure:
He will live on in our hearts.
Secondly. I changed my handle from monstersunderyourbed to HoofBitingActionOverload. I felt I should explicitly say that, or I just know I'm gonna scare someone.
Thirdly. I wrote a story! It’s pretty simple AppleDash clop. Rainbow Dash’s characterization is admittedly pretty rough, but cutesy Dash is just too much fun to write, so I think it turned out decently well.
Fourthly. Can anyone tell me if that’s the same short bio I was using before? I know it was something about being better looking than you, but hell if I can remember the specifics.
Welcome back!
And I think that's the same short bio. That's what I've seen it as for a good while now. *shrugs*
Welcome back
haha! ghost trick reference
i think
Welcome mon frere good to have you back.
P.S. Cutesy Dash is awesome
Aw man, I'm gonna miss the monstersunderyourbed schtick.
But having a Hoof that talks like Hoof back is also acceptable.
1716652
Writing like that was very limiting. Fun, but limiting. There were only so many things I could write about without it seeming completely inappropriate.
1716666 I can definitely see how that could be the case.
Either way, it's good to have the real you back.
LOL, this is why you are awesome! Even your blog posts make us laugh. Good to have you back, monstersunderyourbed was neat but he scared me a little - like when he killed a horse to prove it didn't have fur, that was messed up...
Welcome back
You actually did scare me with that...
I had no idea you were him all along.