Auren's funny post-chapter scene. · 6:03pm Oct 29th, 2013
Upon finishing chapter 38, my new friend and helper Auren couldn't resist adding a small PS-scene. I found it too amusing to throw away, so instead he agreed with me sharing it with my readers. Consider it a little bonus!
Pinkie Pie peeks out from behind the page. “Oh, it looks like you finished! You know what this calls for! A PARTY!!” she squeals, throwing confetti into the air and dancing around with noise-makers.
“Pinkie, you know it’s not the end of the story, yet, right?” Twilight corrected her friend as she walked into the scene, changing the verb tense at the same time.
“Oh, I know THAT, you silly pony! End of chapter parties are the best, though!” She grinned and sidled up next to Twilight, patting her on her back. “Oh, but the end-of-story party will be even better! We’ll have, like, 50 party cannons, maybe some headcanons too, and cake, and ice cream, and CUPCAKES and that reminds me I should probably get the Cakes to help me with my cakes and I hope all of our fans come to the party. If they do that, we’ll need more fans or everyone will be hot, and we can’t have a party if everyone is hot, unless it’s a sun party, but we’re always having parties that are sunny! And that’s why I think that you and Celestia should totally hook up, Twilight!” Pinkie finally took a moment to catch her breath, and then shot a disturbingly large smile in Twilight’s direction.
It landed with a plop at her friend’s hooves, and Twilight backed away from it with a bewildered look.
“Pinkie, I-- You-- Celest--” she stumbled, her face flushing more with each word. She closed her eyes for a moment and took a deep breath, bringing one forehoof to her chest, and then stretching it out in front of her as she released the air within her lungs. The ritual immediately helped her mind calm down, and she prepared to lecture her poofy pink friend on such blasphemous language.
She fixed Pinkie with a glare and opened her mouth to begin her lesson when she noticed that the normally hyperactive pony hadn’t moved a muscle since she stopped talking. Quirking an eyebrow and closing her mouth, she took a few steps closer and reached out to touch her friend.
“Pinkie are you alrigh--?” Twilight got most of the way through saying before her hoof tapped against Pinkie, and knocked her over. Startled, Twilight leapt backwards with a small squeak. Worried, she rushed forward to make sure her friend was okay, only to realize that Pinkie Pie was now a simple cardboard cut-out. She narrowed her eyes as her brain went over the last few minutes. She hadn’t taken her eyes off Pinkie, and there was no way she could teleport like this. It didn’t make any sense at all. Was it another trick by Disc--
“HEY TWILIGHT!” Pinkie yelled from right behind Twilight, causing the purple unicorn to leap six feet straight into the air screaming. “Oh, sorry,” Pinkie said sheepishly, trying to calm the seething magic-user in front of her, “I called your name, but you were looking really closely at that piece of cardboard and you had your thinking face on, so I thought maybe if I was louder you’d hear me, but not like Fluttershy’s idea of louder, because that’s not very loud at all, more like Pinkie Pie louder, which is what I did, and it sure got your atten--”
Pinkie’s rambling was cut short as Twilight placed a hoof firmly in her mouth. She sighed. “Let’s just go and get ready for the next chapter. This place is giving me the creeps anyway,” she said with a shudder, and then began to walk off the page. Pinkie stared in awe for a moment before bounding after her friend.
“I thought I was the only one that could do that,” she mumbled with a huff before disappearing over the edge of the page.
See you all for the next chapter!
~KoJ~
Hmm 50 party cannons?
Hmm 50 Chapters?
Hmm?