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MidnightDancer


"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

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  • 178 weeks
    I'm the worst :D

    I know! Terrible.

    Just popping in for my periodic State of the Dancer, you know how I do.

    Previously, I was lamenting my lack of free time due to the whole working full time and having my smol child. I decided to add to that by rebooting the soap business.

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    17 comments · 360 views
  • 200 weeks
    yo

    whaddup tho

    32 comments · 355 views
  • 249 weeks
    marrieddancer

    wheeeeeeeeeeew

    the wedding was a fucking blast, actually

    Professor Plum made a really excellent bridesman, and as soon as I get the pics back with him in his kilt, they'll be incoming

    and Sicily for the honeymoon was just

    my god

    perfection

    14 comments · 385 views
  • 250 weeks
    Oh hey

    Wow, been a hot minute, eh?

    I've missed this site. Last year, I went through Some Shit over the summer and fall, and then I got engaged in November to a very nice man.

    We get married in five days, and I had noticed a lot of registry gifts coming in all of a sudden with real names attached that I did not recognize.

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    15 comments · 481 views
  • 305 weeks
    NEW PLAN

    Germany is kiboshed, unfortunately--lots of rl stuff going on around con-time.

    So, instead, I'll be at Bronycon so I'm closer to home :)

    Can't wait to see you guys!

    :rainbowkiss:

    18 comments · 407 views
Apr
2nd
2013

Bonus chat post-oh Barata · 3:06am Apr 2nd, 2013

[11:04:37 PM] Temperance, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, Co-Prophet of the End Times: Easiest way to manipulate a bunch of testosterone-fueled male teenagers is with sex.
[11:04:38 PM] Dancer is best pone: i just manipulate males with my giant tits
[11:05:00 PM] Dancer is best pone: i could brain someone with these suckers
[11:05:04 PM] La Barata: [11:04 PM] Dancer is best pone:

<<< i just manipulate males with my giant tits

I'm not sure you don't manipulate the fucking *TIDES* with those things
[11:05:09 PM] Dancer is best pone: hahahhahakhld;agjh
[11:05:11 PM] Temperance, Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, Co-Prophet of the End Times: LUL.

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Comments ( 4 )

Temperance has a cooler name than you.
:moustache:

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Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

yay for sex

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