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KitsuneRisu


Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

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Feb
5th
2013

How to mustache · 10:00am Feb 5th, 2013

Do you know what this is? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS?

This is awesome and you should feel good that you're even watching it.

Recently, I had a fun thing on a group where I challenged people to put mustaches on ponies as a form of GENTLEMEN'S BATTLE.

It was the most gentlemanly of gentleman's battles, and we came up with a bunch of really interesting stuff.

Zachedwrad94 contributed this cute picture. Only one of them looks really good and natural with a mustache, and also Big Mac has one.

The now defunct Church also gave in his little circlejerk clusterfuck roulade of ponies:

And even I decided to throw in one of my own:

But there's this guy, right.

There's this guy who's totally 42. And he gave TWO pieces, which are pretty damn awesome, I must say. His second contribution was animated and it makes the scene so much more Mafia.

BUT... here's his first one.

And you say, yeah, but it ain't much! It's just... a weirdly fuzzy mustache. BUT THAT IS WHERE YOU ARE WRONG. For this is the brilliance of barbeque-42.

It is a mustache MADE OUT OF MANY HUNDREDS OF MUSTACHES. I know most of you are thinking, yes, I'm insane for enjoying this SO MUCH.

You would be right.

But YOU WOULD BE SILLY NOT TO SEE THE AMAZING BRILLIANCE OF THE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE.

He has just released a video showing us how he did it. And you should watch it because it is amazing and made me climax many times in quick succession. Actually, they might have been seizures, but I can't tell. I tend to get a lot of both for no explicable reason.

WATCH HIS AMAZING VIDEO.

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Comments ( 6 )

You're welcome to take your medication again... none of us would mind.

So, I wonder how many stories there are entitled, "Fluttershy Gets A Mustache" now? Can't be more than a couple... I bet you'd TOTALLY GET the Featured Box if you wrote one! YEAH! You know, a young and awkward Twilight Princess screws up another spell, leaving poor Fluttershy to deal with an abundance of hirsute mayhem! Practically writes itself!

I quietly despise you. As always.

:pinkiehappy:

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I audibly despise you.

My phone has been locking up a ton lately. Sorry for just disappearing right in the middle of cybersex. Had you tied me up yet? Let's just not worry about the barnyard animals and the luggage handler you're so fond of and get back to a semblance of normal, disappointing sex. At least I'm used to that. From you.

I'm just noticing this now, but, blog #123457. AMAZING.

In honor of this amazing blogpost, I've linked to it from my userpage, but I felt... something was missing. It took me a while to figure out what, but after a good brainstorm session with myself, I CAME to the conclusion that my avatar needed to be upgraded again. Enjoy.

And I have an idea for what I'm going to make next. It's probably been done before, but by now you should know that I tend to make things... a little bit more extreme. You should be worried.

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