1,250 Followers! / Princess Sparkle's First Wingboner · 8:25am Feb 4th, 2013
1,250 followers.
You're all awesome! Thanks for enjoying my stories.
I didn't get as much content out last month as I had hoped. I'm currently working on several stories at once, so any finished chapters are taking longer to complete. The good news is that I'm much closer to finishing a lot of stories that I've been working on for a while now.
Here's my latest story, which was spawned out of my alicorn Twilight hysteria. I call it Princess Sparkle's First Wingboner. 
This was a very therapeutic story to write, as it allowed me to express some of the concerns I had with Twilight becoming an alicorn. I'm hoping that the finale doesn't leave us with more questions than answers, or it's going to be a long summer of waiting until season four.
Incidentally, this story needed some revisions in order to pass moderation. Here are the changes I made to the more steamier parts of the story.
"The time in between your royal duties is filled with wall-to-wall orgies!"
was changed to:
"The time in between your royal duties is filled with celebrations of sensual indulgences!"
"I’ve still got thousands of orgies ahead of me before I catch up to Celestia’s numbers."
was changed to:
"I’ve still got thousands of parties ahead of me before I catch up to Celestia’s numbers."
"Wild sex parties may be what Celestia and Luna do for fun, but not me,"
was changed to:
'Wild parties may be what Celestia and Luna do for fun, but not me,"
"Fall in love, have monogamous sex until he’s too old, then bury him once he dies."
was changed to:
"Fall in love, have a monogamous relationship until he’s too old, then bury him once he dies."
"You can have a constant line of guards service you whenever you want, day or night."
was changed to:
"You can have your own harem of guards to satisfy your hungers, day or night."
"The young alicorn felt her heart quicken as she imagined an entire regimen of royal guards catering to her sexual appetites."
was changed to:
"The young alicorn felt her heart quicken as she imagined an entire regimen of royal guards catering to her every desire."
I removed the line:
"Twilight Sparkle's pungent feminine musk wafted down the hallway as she walked."
I removed the line:
"It felt surprisingly erotic."
"If it hadn’t been for the dress she wore, everypony would’ve seen how moist she’d become. Some signs of her passion were more difficult to conceal."
was changed to:
"Her dress helped to hide certain evidences of her libidinousness nature, but some signs of her passion were more difficult to conceal."
"The incestual lesbian kiss had an amorous effect on everypony in the audience, which was most noticeable on all attending pegasi."
was changed to:
"The princesses' kiss had a titillating effect on everypony in the audience, which was most noticeable on all attending pegasi."
"The ponies looked around at their aroused states and laughed about how stupid and petty they had been."
was changed to:
"The ponies looked around at their flustered states and laughed about how stupid and petty they had been."
As someone who spent his early days on this site at odds with the ratings system, I find the process for story approval interesting.
I want to thank all the people who work hard to ensure quality control on this site. Fimfiction.net wouldn't be the bastion for weathered writers without the tireless effort of the mods and their helpers. Thank you for all you do.
Censorship, I wasn't allowed to use vagina in the description of a Mature story.
Hurm
793077
I don't know what to say. I guess it partially depends on who's doing the approving.
Huh seen I've seen a lot worse on here. In fact i just stumbled upon A Daring Doo tenticle rape fic.
I actually prefer the edits. I've come to like the "flare" that you have with erotic words. It's just something that I've come to identify with you.eh.
~Have a good one.
793083
It was one of the first of yours stories I read. And I also agree with you, I hope that that don't leave us with more questions than answers! AND THERE BETTER BE A SEASON 4!!! 
Oh man I loved the ending of Flutterbox,
793083
The weird part was that the demeaning slang I had to change it to was more acceptable than the legitimate name.
I have a weird feeling about this....................................
What? Did you really have to change all that stuff? I've written some pretty crazy stuff, and read some even nastier. The things you changed seemed pretty tame. How can you not say "orgies" or "sex parties?" I've used those words.