Letter 116: Here.
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
As you may remember from Magic Kindergarten, it is against The Rules to magically create something capable of asking for its own death - because if denied such it may seek its creators. Biological processes of attaining the same are, however, still legal. Yes I'm aware of the loophole. No, you don't need to test it.
Also, I'm sorry to say you'll be re-visiting the courtroom due to counts of willful negligence of a dependent and mixing cereal with grape juice. Culinary crimes are, after the successful lobbying of one of the most strangely convincing rams I have ever met, still crimes. I'm still not sure how that happened.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
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Chef Ram Sea strikes again.
Where does she get the money to pay all of these court fees?
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What do you think the drugs are for?
Dang. Culinary crimes? That's rough.
About damn time. Does this mean that people who put mayonnaise on pizza will finally get the death penalty like they deserve?
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Finest ram cook on all the as-yet-uncounted seas!
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Hey now, that was the only way I could eat the cardboard stuff the school called pizza in high school.
I was wondering if that was a reference to chef Ram Sea from https://www.fimfiction.net/story/9135/a-slice-of-life - guess it is
And Trixie feels a strange moment of dread as she adds mustard to her fruit salad...
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No, that’s justice.
Obviously the latter is the worse crime!
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Highschool lunches are culinary crimes in and of themselves. Any modification made to them can only be classified as tampering with evidence.
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Why aren't you with Diego? Y'all need to end Funny Valentine and win the Steel Ball Run.
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Does he make idiot sandwiches?