Dear Princess Sunbutt

by 2Merr

Letter 8

Dear Princess Booty Butt,

Today I avoided all repercussions for my actions by mentioning my status as the student of the Princess.* I’m pretending that I learned something about personal responsibility, but in reality the opposite happened. The only thing I learned is that you can get away with pretty much anything—up to and including kidnapping—if you know the right people.

Your future serial murderer,
Twitchy Squiggle

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* She actually said “the” Princess. Her words, not mine. It makes me feel bad for Luna and the lack of respect she gets. Tell her she’s my favorite for me.

Love, Anon

Author's Note:

Celestia’s reply

Comments

[WorldWalker128]

Celly, you need to take action immediately before Twilight turns into a smarter Prince Blueblood!

[Frankie2]

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS TOWN?!😖

[karnazom]

9853786
Well, maybe she did

[Snow]

To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,

Responsibility is a very important thing and sometimes it is easy to overlook or misunderstand ones personal responsibilities, and I am pleased you have learned an important lesson. I thank you as always for the letter, and I admit curiosity about the incident in question. Perhaps you would be willing to discuss it with me over tea sometime this weekend? A bit of time has opened up in my schedule.

Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia.

Dear Anon,

I am seriously beginning to grow concerned with things in Ponyville, and your diction indicates things are not improving for you personally. That said I thank you somewhat belatedly for the clarification, but my mind was on things a bit more important and only recently did I re-read your postscript. That said, your irreverence is both refreshing, and infuriating. As such I have taken the liberty to arrange such that your next shipment of preferred coffee will be unavailable in ponyville for at least two weeks, out of concern of possible tampering.

On to other matters, I am also very concerned with Twilight's implied attitude, though I suppose I can't blame her for referring to the diarchy as such, given that my sister has been.. away. I hope to gauge and perhaps rectify some of these issues this weekend.

Penned by,
HRH Celestia
PS. Luna says 'hello.'

[TheDino27]

9854248
Real MVP here making the answers from Sun Butt ! Kudos to you , dude !

[Vibrant lies]

9854248
This legitimately needs to be a companion book just fleshed out a little more so that Anon/Celestia talk across letters

[Yutah123]

9860284
Oh hey, looks like the Autocorrect got you.

[Yutah123]

Also, while I don't know about the reliability of the source of information – though Princess Celestia seems to have some ungodly power to glean information from these rather uncouth and vulgar messages – Twilight seems to be going mad scientist...

[Black--Soul]

Luna needs more love! ALL THE LOOOVE

[vinyldash23]

Luna is not only my favorite Princess, but also my favorite character in the whole damn show. Except maybe Rainbow Dash...

[Bronzer]

The only thing I learned is that you can get away with pretty much anything—up to and including kidnapping—if you know the right people.

Well...she’s not wrong.

[Dragon Turtle]

9854248

That said I thank you somewhat belatedly for the clarification,... only recently did I re-read your postscript.

What clarification were postscript was there after that letter/chapter?

[Dragon Turtle]

9854248

That said I thank you somewhat belatedly for the clarification,... only recently did I re-read your postscript.

What clarification were postscript was there after that letter/chapter?

[Fading Star]

9853808
The rise of philosophical and psychoanalytic literature

Искорка reads too much.

[MLG Hard]

Ah, yes, enslaved subjective sociopathy.

[KvAT]

I legit love Anon's unending praise for Luna