Letter 86.2
Hey Celestia,
We’re gonna hold off on that trip to the Mage’s Tower for a bit. Stupid is in the hospital right now because he tried eating raw cashews. What a dumbass.
Twi is practically foaming at the mouth to start her
experimentsresearch, so I’m having Trixie keep her busy for now. Once Stupid is feeling k, we’ll head out. Doc said it shouldn’t take more than a day or two.Stupid says he’s fine with being a lab rat for the Elements of BGL, so there’s no problem there.
Love, Anon
P.S. - I did my best to talk him into a new name, but the little guy just loves being called Stupid. Oh well. At least I tried.
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Hmm...
But on a more serious note- I suspect this can only end badly.
The irony here is pure gold
And where, perchance, did he get raw cashews?
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They must've forgotten to throw it out or something
It’s okay, Stupid has incredible pain tolerance. Maybe.
Welp the more letters that are written the more I'm wanting to see a story about it actually happening leading up to anon writing the letters.
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Probably from a cashew tree.
NOOOO! Not Stupid! He was the best of us!
Elements of BGL?
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Big Gay Lasers.
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Thanks.
Patience, Twilight. Science will be done in time. It's not like we're dealing with a specimen that will die in a week.
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Caustic Cashew Acres. It's a traditional name.
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Oh come on, now you jinxed it.
Why do I have the feeling that Anon didn’t try at all?