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Comedy is made of contrast.
Dialogue: avoiding "he said she said"
“Don’t tell me she’s still beavering away on her book!? Even during the Spring Promenade.”
“She’s promised to read me a bed-time story,” Ocean says, trying to assuage Wysteria’s concern by referring to Kimono’s more ‘normal’ behaviours.
Am not human
Am pony now
More Replacer
Another G3 ear worm 
Replacer
[Technically Advanced]
Overall. Emotional adiabatic lapse rate in excess of safe levels! Delivery of baby unicorn essential to stabilise.
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[CUTE]
Overall. This is how a unicorn writes.
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She painted her colours with vivid and bright hues and shades, unlike the dull and subdued shades of Bridlewood. Instead of gloomy faces, joyful smiles were painted onto ponies.
The G3 slice of life comedy continues. Featuring Derpy being Derpy and a sneezy breezie (and her friends)!
‘Magic beans. Magic Beans! Where does Kimono keep her magic beans?’
“Achoo!” exclaims a tulip. “Achoo!”
“Bless… you?”
Ocean examines it, curiously.
Kimono grins, her eyes hooded, looking slightly maniacal. She pulls her leather chair round next to Derpy.
WARNING: BLOOD
weird, slightly triggery thought. Just cut myself with a kitchen knife (not badly) - thought it had stopped bleeding and looked down to see it hadn't. No pain or anything, but still felt teary? why? a learned response to blood? sadness at seeing it wasted? prolly just the former.
My em dash brings all the boys to the yard
alt naught one five one makes the hyphen go far
— something — something — something bar
This is in my head! Aaaaa
The tests came back
I'm Pink Positive
Daily Toavs
Which G3 pony am I?
Not Rainbow Dash, darlings!
That is my avatar because I love her pose
The G3 pony I am closest to
Is Rarity
WARNING SAD!
No travel plans, no shopping malls
No candy canes, no Santa Claus
Very NSFW WARNING!
The time is 5:39pm.
Next up on Pony News!
And our literary reporter
Deathtoponies!
Take it away Death!
Thanks abrony, so"
sex with ponies
did you ever want to fuck pponies?
I did not...
I wanted them to die instead
But then, I thought...
They are not only distantly like real horses
And are a bit like fairies
Who would die due to sex
This is why you should read my friend's fiction!
Overall. Sword-wielding, leather-clad, Sunsexorcist
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The woman turned her head, a set of piercing blue eyes with vertically slit pupils glaring back at them. The skin on her face was deathly pale, [with] blackened veins showing through []and []a set of sharp, fanged teeth. A power radiated from her, one that Flash recognized immediately.
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