Letter 10: Here.
Dear Anon,
My sister and I are not to be called on to satisfy your boredom. That being said, this counts as a diplomatic meeting and gets me out of listening to Blueblood all day. We'll both be there. Oh and Luna says that while your dreams are flattering,
she doubts you are that well endowed.she is not currently seeking a suitor at this time, but hopes to become friends.See you shortly,
Celestia
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Thank you. Fixed now.
damn... luna is a savage
I hope Anon got some ointment for that burn.🔥
Anon, even with all your previous wit, you must now admit defeat.
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Ouch! Well, at least Luna is being... diplomatic at dealing with Anon's naughty dreams of her.
OW! Even I felt that burn!
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Not necessarily...remember, Princess Luna doesn't really know Anon here, so perhaps its just the first step towards a more romantic relationship?
Damn... Dreamporn is best porn
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States
Oh bull! Someone’s just jealous.
Damn, and here I was thinking that the Sun was the only celestial body that burned.
You-You need some ice, Anon? That was one hell of a burn.
Damn, Anon... that’s gotta hurt.
What would be really funny is if even in his dreams he used his real size and it was not embelishment!
Mayhaps jokes on Celestia that being talked down is Anon's fetish
From what I understand; Primates have proportionally- the largest primary sexual characteristic to body size ratio in nature. If he's roughly the same mass, he's absolutely huge by her standards.
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I mean slugs have us beat, but I think humans are near the top of vertebrates.