I have just finished Man in a Pony's World's rewrite. so now what?

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Fact 1: I was originally going to make this story a tongue and cheek parity of No Nose Knows, but have it be a (hopefully) decent romance comedy.

Fact 2: Stinky was originally going to be written as a somewhat intelligent creature(as evidence by the first chapter), before i decided to make him really stupid.

Fact 3: Princess Luna and Master Hand(from super smash bros) go way back, pre unification era in this universe.

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this is a rough draft:

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so, some of you may have noticed by now that i have a problem with finishing stories i write. this is because i am mentally ill, stupid, and can’t focus on one project at a time to save the life of me.

this leads to the problem of me writing a ton of stories and never finishing them. so, i have removed all but:

So, Funny Story(because it’s huge and people like it even despite it probably never being finished)
Before the Night(because it’s finished)

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so, i am just retconning the most recent chapter. This time Bolt doesn’t die. he just makes the situation he’s in worse. most of the ‘Salt Lick’ will be the same. Just the ending will be different.

the retconned version will release some time after this post goes up.

Okay so, I plan on attempting to redeem Princess Celestia. This will be the start of it, but it won’t be the end. I wanna keep her a little jumpy after this. This being a rough draft of the next chapter. I know, sudden forgiveness, but this was brewing for months in the story’s timeline. I wanted Chrysalis to accidentally get Bob to try and bury the hachet with Celestia.

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so i was wondering how this draft is. this is basically complete, and just needs some minor editing to add clarity to stuff. Is this any good? i am working on another version to see how much better/worse it is compared to this.

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I have had the funniest bullshit idea for this story.

Since Twilight and her friends found stinky, i’m going to make a parody of Pokemon Origins and the whole time Twilight and her friends are going to try and convince Stinky to go home after they save Luna… while being used as Pokemon.

So far, I have Twilight and Pinkie Pie ready:

Twilight: Type: Psychic
Ability: Plot Armor

Max HP: 230
Attack: 40
defence: 40
Special Attack: 2,900,005
Special Defence: 9000
Speed: 2

Moves:

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i just wanna know how stupid of an idea this is:

We made it back to Manehatten pretty quickly, as Twilight wanted to rush us on our way back. Mostly because her student was trapped in an orphanage with no way or reverting back to a full ass mare. Me and Chrysalis really didn’t see the concern, since Rainbow Dash thought it was pretty funny, and Pinkie was too busy planning a ‘happy adoption’ party for Starlight. So, you can imagine how Twilight felt when we got to the orphanage…

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Well, this kinda stinks. The main issue I’m having with writing This Stinks is finding some way to top every chapter in terms of jokes, general humor and wackinessz Stinkifying Stinky. Just all that fun stuff.

I also have to do this while keeping Stinky not only in character, but also while making sure it makes some lick of sense. Like how Stinky knows how to use an oven better than anybody with a crown on their head because of his job at a cafe.

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