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A brony randomly finds herself in Equestria, transformed into a pony; she still possesses her laptop, though, and everything she orders on Amazon is somehow still finding its way to her doorstep.

Shenanigans ensue, possibly involving a monopoly and definitely involving the Crusaders. Crossover tag related to some of the things she orders... that the real Amazon doesn't carry.


Disclaimer: The main character in this story abuses an Amazon account. Do not attempt; In real life, this would likely lead to account termination and, for the scale she does, legal investigation.

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So once I had an idea...

Who am I kidding? Directly inspired by Dark Secrets by SwiftShad0wWing1.

I've taken a slightly different approach than he, I believe. In mine, can Rainbow figure out exactly what's going on? Can she protect her friends- and, possibly more importantly, when/how does she plan to reveal her identity to them, if ever?

("Can she protect her friends" is a typical duh question. The other isn't.)

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War has come to Equestria. They've made a final push- but even with both Princesses, Discord, and the Elements of Harmony, they cannot vanquish a single enemy base. So, the Princesses send Discord into the beyond to find something that can.
What kind of weapon are they expecting? What kind of weapon will they get?
And what, exactly, is Discord looking for?

A rewrite of An Alloyed Hope.
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Princess Twilight Sparkle, in a new, peaceful era for Equestria, has gotten bored of just reading. No- she wants to discover for herself. Only, Equestria has run out of discoverable facts.

Then Princess Luna reveals an astounding fact to the younger princess. A few observations and a little engineering later, and she's ready to blast off for the stars.

Only, before she even breaks out her contraption, a computer glitch leaves something else to investigate- something far closer than the stars, yet something that might reveal the secret of the stars to her.

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She's keeping a secret. And another one. Even a third.
She never knows when she's going to discover another- so she has to be pretty good at keeping them. Probably helps she keeps most of them in one place.
Oh- and she mustn't forget, there are some secrets that can't be relocated. Like her enemy. Or her other enemy.
Yet she must stay secret from all, even those she fights alongside.
She is, herself, a secret soldier.
And somepony's onto her.


A reimagining of Secret Search, in which she actually demonstrates (some of) the skills necessary to keep so many secrets. I'm not perfect, though, so I'll probably mess up somehow. We'll find out.


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Would have been cancelled for no plot, but it's an indefinite hiatus instead because of the good start. I'll probably return to it someday, rewrite the latter parts, and continue- but I can't think of anything for that now.

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He'd thought it would be a long journey. New York to California and back on a freight train usually is.
Only, somewhere along the way, his train somehow finds its way onto Equestrian tracks. With no clue exactly what happened and a sneaking suspicion he's never going to reach California, he finds he's got a detour to make first. Especially once that strange steam train got involved.

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She became aware in the woods. She has no memories, her senses are disturbingly vague. Her body is injured- and unfamiliar. She's found, of course- that's the whole point of the story.
So, where did she come from? Why is it so hard for her to avoid breaking things? Can Equestria survive her attempts to start a new life? And how on Equus is she so good at Hoofball?

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Inspired, in part, by Azure Memories.

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There's a mystery ailment effecting all of Ponyville and many beyond. Nopony knows where it came from, how to stop it, or even what it is; everypony's symptoms are unique.
As if that wasn't enough, one night, the very ground beneath their hooves decides it'd like a field day. It's not everyday that the road falls out of the sky. Perhaps fortunately, the airborne roadway is a little easier to investigate; there's a rather convenient tunnel in the bottom of the crater it left behind.

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Yes, this is another BiE (Bolo in Equestria) story. No, this is not a sequel for or rewrite of any other story.
Cancelled for lack of plot.

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For many years, the Agency has protected the citizens of Equestria from the horrors of the night. Trainees would police the nation, while those with more experience would guard the perimeter against a numerous, secret foe. Unfortunately, there's only so many to go around. A small party breaks past the lines, slinking unauthorized into Equestria.

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Updates Tuesdays or when ready, whichever's later.

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She's keeping a secret. As a matter of fact, she doesn't know what it is herself! Unfortunately, it's kinda difficult to hide something so large from one's own housemate forever. Thus, suspicions arise, questions are asked... and so begins, the secret search for secrets. What will the secret do?


Updates every Thursday or when ready, whichever comes later.... Or whenever I get around to it- I'm not very good at posting the already-ready updates on time, sorry about that. I've got several waiting, feel free to bug me if/when I miss one. Heck with it, the slow update schedule is killing me as much as it's killing you. Updates when ready.
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