Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Vacant Tawna stare. || Harshwinny's loving husband.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Pithy Statement

We don’t call it a comeback.

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

You don't need a vacation, darling. You need a new life.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Connection Status: Disconnected

Author of the Commander Hurricane series (A Song of Storms), co-founder of the Price of Loyalty universe, and overall world building fanatic. Join my discord!

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

space is a waste

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

This is fiction. But it is based...

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Horrifically Fun

Somedays, I sit, looking at the stars. I muse and wonder. I meditate and reflect. And I find the miracle in a new day of life. Especially since I swallowed so much glass the day before.

time is a crime

Just some random guy. [Retired]

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

What a beautiful Sunset.

Formerly Fimfiction Drama, and now under new management. Found juicy drama? Know of an event not yet covered? Let us know!

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

RP writer and Spacebattles

An American who doesn't go to cons. Follow me on my Tumblr and on Fanfiction.net.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I am your God now.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Looks like I write stuff again.

I'm a dirty bitch.

Done.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

I particularly enjoy the Equestria Girls setting and also have a soft spot for the CMC. Thanks for reading!

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.