I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.
I'm the creator of Otakuworld.com, Jenniverse.com, the computer game Boppin', numerous online comics, novels, and tons of other wonderful things. I really love MLP:FiM.
I'm your friendly neighborhood riffer. Except when I'm not. I also write pony words and review them. I hope to serve.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?
"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."