Letter 118: Here.
To my most faithful student, Twilight Sparkle,
Thank you for the warning. I'll have the therapists dispatched, and this novel use for Want-It-Need-It has been recorded into the archives.
Incidentally, you will be returning to court for...
OK actually you get a pass, but only because I haven't actually ever made a law outlawing forcing an entire city to breed obsessively. Technically nopony involved could consent, so if anypony presses charges, they'll probably be redirected to you as the instigator.
Your loving mentor,
Princess Celestia
Dear Anon,
Please, for the love of all that is good tell me Twilight was not in Manehatten at the time she cast that spell. I can't imagine her having genuine foals running around.
Your friend,
Tia
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You know on one hand, yeah i see Celly's point.....on the other hand maybe it level her out or even distract her from the insanity that is the sparkle mind. But then I though no the world doesn't need ANOTHER neurotic unicorn/alicorn which is probly going to be her kid. Could really be a tossup here.
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This Twi is horny Twi. If she was there, there won't be one neurotic purple offspring of Neurotic Purple. There will be droves. Celestia is right to be afraid of that particular scenario. That's worthy of its own SCP classification. Not sure what such an event would be referred to. Perhaps TS Class Purple Tide Scenario? Not sure.
God. Imagine a kid by Twilight. I imagine Anon and Spike being the best fun uncles.
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At this rate Twilight is worthy of her own SCP classification.
Technically her foals probably wouldn't be running around so much as floating around, being ghosts and all. I mean how many times has she reanimated herself now? How many necromantic rituals has she worked upon herself? There's no way in hell she's giving birth to anything mortal.
Props to Twilight for becoming the worst serial rapist in Equestrian history without laying a hoof on anyone (this time).
Yet another purple law to be added to the books. I was rotflmao after reading Anon's letter.