Letter 87.1: Here.
To HRH Celestia,
GIVE US THE HUMAN
He waAS warnED!
Yours respectfully,
REBAR re-acquisitions chair,
Tax Code
Anon,
I see. Well, I tried.
Yours in spirit,
CelestiaPS. The following services are unavailable to individuals who have elected not to pay what taxes they are able:
- Crown-funded services (non-life saving healthcare, minimum income stipend, relativistic stabilization, etc.)
- Exorcisms
- Twilight Sparkle repair funds,
- Other disaster-relief resources
- ...
Really anon the list is rather long and the taxation rate really isn't that unreasonable. Seriously please just send the nice ponies at REBAR their due?
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Relativistic stabilization? You wanna maybe clarify that? Because I have SEVERAL questions.
Okay, just that alone shows how much trouble Twiggles can cause if left unsupervised.
Anon, you might want to pay up now before things get ugly
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Seconded. I knew a lot of things we take for granted have to be operated manually in Equestria, but I didn't think frames of reference were on the list.
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Yeah, that alone is worth paying your taxes.
Oh that’s great, the cream to my virtual coffee, always a pleasant addition to any morning
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If any part of the Equestrian Government could get in touch with the IRS, it would be REBAR...
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I'm not sure which is worse: that REBAR can deny relativistic stabilization or that relativistic stabilization is a service provided by the government.
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I considered including that clip, but I figured that would just be beating a dead horse.
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Isn't Anon (and us by exxxtention) doing that with the purplest of the purple horse bewks?
PS
Snow, how did you get the REBAR's text to be so disturbing?
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[color=#be4343]GI[sup]VE[/sup] U[sub]S[/sub] T[sup]H[/sup]E H[sub]U[/sub]M[sup]AN[/sup][/color]
becomes
GIVE US THE HUMAN
Basically, judicious use of sub and super script. Far more readable than that zalgo nonsense.
Anos swiss banks, now!
If you have to choose between jews and REBAR choose jews
Now I understand his fear
And that’s when Anon claims “Diplomatic Immunity.”
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yay!!!
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Uh oh. Now she's made it a matter of principal for him.
GIVE US THE HUMAN
He waAS warnED!
This got me
How much you wanna bet Anon becomes the new chair of that bunch? Assuming direct control!
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One does not simply challenge a human and expect him to not enter stubborn determinator mode.