Dear Princess Cell Division,
You know I respect you more than I respect myself (even if that’s not saying much), so don’t take offense when I say please never invite me to Blueblood’s birthday ever again. I was two “my aunties” away from asking one of the griffon ambassadors to chew my ears off for me. I’ve made golems out of mud who were more fun to talk to, and they could only gurgle. And you know the funniest thing? He is somehow—somehow—more socially oblivious than I am. If my friends have to put up with a fraction of that kind of shit from me, I truly don’t deserve them.
The only good thing about the party was the abundance of alcohol, but looking back, I’m glad I didn’t get too smashed. I wouldn’t trust Blueblood with a drunk me. Hell, I barely trust me with a drunk me. If I was writing this myself, this is the part where I would mention the time I tried getting it on with one of WinRAR’s mannequins. Sadly, Anon is writing for me, so you’ll never hear about that incident.
Your ten-proof tap water,
Tweineken
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You see twilight the difference is blue blood is socially fucked and annoying you on the other horn are socially fucked and occasionally turn houses into carnivorous jello
I'd drink to that
I could see both Twi and Anon writing this letter and it wouldn't have been any different. (I honestly can't tell who wrote it! )
WinRAR
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Forgot a word.
In other words, this story's Blueblood is the Equestrian Draco Malfoy with all his 'my father' crap.
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I have failed yet again
Thanky spanky
Well, if that was properly equipped mannequin then why the hell not? (Although that brings another question of why does Rarity own properly equipped mannequin)
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I presume the first picture is one of Rarity trying getting it on with Twiggles?
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Because you need to be accurate to get the best of the clothing
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Nope. They're all plays on the WinRAR utility and Rarity.
This is why you want to use baked clay or another solid substance for social golems. Less flexibility, but far better conversation skills.
This is probably one of my all-time favourite FiM fanfics. Just thought I'd mention that.
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Fixed
Lucky her.