Rainbow Dash lives an exciting life and is swiftly becoming the most daring, awesome pegasus in all of Equestria. She would gladly give it all up, though, just to confess her love to Applejack.
FWOOOSH! Rainbow Dash swept low, knocking even more guards to their sides. While the forces of Shindig were down, several duplicate Ponyvilleans galloped up and beat them to unconsciousness. A flanking group of uniformed equines tried firing steam rifles at Rainbow, but she flew, came down, and slammed into the platform—sending a wave of loose pavement that unraveled and morphed into parapsrites. The insects devoured the guards' weapons and sent them running.
Flam limped against a side of the ampitheatre, gathering his greath. "We have to end this, Flimmy-boy! Keep Mother and Sister safe while I teach this Blue Jay a lesson!"
"But brother! You see her!" Flim exclaimed, point at the sky-slicing pegasus. "She's broken her mold! Any moment now, she'll have free reign over the dream!"
"Not if I cut her to the quick!" Flam cracked the joints in his neck. "The Coronation isn't over until I say it is!" He galloped forward, stripped off his jacket, and leapt. The air distorted around and beneath him. Several Ponyvilleans gasped and darted to the side as pieces of concrete and steel lifted up, forming around him to form wide-spreading wings.
With a gasp, Stu shouted towards the sky. "Rainbow Dash, look out!"
A pair of ruby eyes spun to face the incoming menace.
"Rrrrrrgh!" Flam twirled and flung a fist made out of coagulated debris. "Have at you!"
WHUD! Rainbow Dash flew backwards with a flash of lightning. Her body slammed into a buildingfront, spilling glass and steel into the streets below.
The entire platform wobbled—the large chains clinking against one another.
While the ponies below struggled to stay upright, Flam hovered in place, catching his breath. He turned to dive towards the Ampitheatre—when he heard a loud rumbling sound behind him. Curious, the unicorn spun around, blinking at the building where Rainbow Dash has disappeared.
The structure was imploding... shrinking. But instead of collapsing entirely, it ceased at about one third its height. The fallen mass rolled together, compacting tighter and taking animated shape. Soon—emerging from the dust cloud—was a giant one-eyed basilisk made of mortar and shrapnel.
Rainbow Dash floated menacingly above the beast like a halo. "Go..." She pointed down at Flam, smirking with burning red eyes. "Feast in the name of Squidgy."
"DAPPER HATSSSS!" The artificial Durandal hissed, then lunged straight at the stallion with serpentine grace.
Flam's ears folded back. "Awwww fiddlestucks."
WHAMMM! The full length of the reptilian beast plowed through the unicorn. The mass of descending urban matter instantly demolished an entire block, reducing the dangling skyscrapers to brittle sand. The platform wobbled even more wildly than before, shattering windows and causing balconies to fly off their supports.
The turbulence was enough to throw Apple Jewell off her hooves. Shindig caught her with a wave of magic, steadying the Cider Princess as the two stood precariously on the edge of the ampitheatre's stage.
Breathless, Flim ran up towards them, zapping several rioters away with beams of magic.
"Frederick Flim!" Shindig exclaimed. "What in Goddess' name is going on around here?! How are you and your brother able to conjure such magic?!"
"Is Flam even alive?!" Apple Jewell blurted.
"It's... it's okay..." Flim stammered, wincing. "We've got everything under control—"
POWWW! A wave of debris flew skyward as Flam sailed into Rainbow Dash, screaming. The two fought and wrestled in midair, each dreamer morphing the clouds of debris into projectiles that they flung at one another. They pinballed off a surviving skyscraper, sailed through a twirling fan, and disappeared in a series of imploding warehouses several blocks off.
"That... that's the Blue Jay..." Shindig exhaled. "But... but why would she destroy our city?!" She gawked at the continuous fight between the guards and the Ponyvilleans. "None of this makes any sense!"
"Please, Mother, you just have to calm down—"
"Not here, I won't!" Shindig took Apple Jewell by the hoof. "Come, darling. We must get back to our tower swiftly before—"
With beams of ethereal light, the floor of the stage reached up and ensnared the two mares.
"My stars and garters!" Apple Jewell gasped.
"What...?!" Shindig struggled and fought to break herself loose from the energy tendrils, but to no avail. She caught a dim light in her peripheral vision, and she looked over at her son. "Flim! Are you doing this?!"
"I can't let you leave, Mother..." Flim said, sweating as he concentrated on the spell. "Not with the Blue Jay able to bend the dream like she is!"
"The dream?! What are you even talking about?!" Shindig snarled. "Let us go this instant!"
"It's for your own good! And for Philanthropy..." Flim gulped. "For Father! The Cider Princess must—"
"Hnnngh!" Stu Leaves plowed into Flim's side.
"Augh!" Flim yelped, thrown off balance. The magic released Shindig and Apple Jewell while the two stallions went tumbling off into the seats below the stage.
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Best new battle cry.
Jeeze, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.
I honestly cannot wait to see what's in store for Rainbow Dash
Flim and Flam just do not know when to quit, do they? They're both getting their asses handed (excuse me, hooved) to them; Flim by Stu and Flam by Rainbow herself, respectively; things are unraveling for them big time, and they still insist on trying to keep this charade going!
Although methinks dear old Flim just slipped up and blew it all for himself and dear brother Flam, though. Especially if their dear mother's reaction to what he just said is any indication
My reaction to that? Good.
5880184 Me, neither.
Although I get the distinct feeling that she's now in control of this dream, and not ol' Flammy-boy.
And to that I say....good.
5880102 What about "PEANUT BUTTER!!"?
5880280
Eh...doesn't have as much of an impact.
Buuuuut, what the heck do I know? I used "ORVILLE REDENBACHER!!!" as a battle cry once.
Squidgy is love. Squidgy is life.
Well, I'm gonna guess within the next three chapters either Flim or Flam will pull out some trick and fuck rainbow or stu up bad. Then in a later chapter while rainbow is "defeated" she kisses Applejack and breaks the dream. Of course that might all just be wishful thinking...
Nice to see a nod back to good old Squidgy.
This. Is. So. AWESOME!
SQUIDGY
One likes overcoming hard challenges. But being overpowered feels good too.
5885528 True dat, to both.
On another note, though, I wonder why we didn't get the next chapter after Kaizodashery (which was posted on the 18th) on the 19th (yesterday)? I sat up til dang near 1 AM this morning waiting for it, and it never showed up!
Which is weird, given the author's habit of posting a chapter, of whatever length, a day.
I'm really hoping that it shows up today sometime, but we'll see.
About the only reason that I can think of as to why is that maybe the next chapter is the one that ties up the dreamscape/Shindig's nutcase sons/Cider Princess arc, and the author's going to make it a longer one than usual to make the conclusion of this particular arc a real...ahem..."blow-out".
But I could be wrong, so we'll just have to wait and see.
Regardless of the reasons, I hope that we get the new chapter sometime today, as I'm really anxious to see how the battle between Rainbow and Flam, as well as the one between Stu and Flim, turn out.
Oh, and to see if AJ finally breaks through her "Apple Jewell" shell, and let the muttonheaded twins...and "Queen" Shindig know just exactly what she thinks of this whole mess. Somehow, I don't envy them for what they're about to face.
Not at all.
Oh, yeah, and to see if Rainbow finally kisses her, or what.
Awww nigga, dis shit be cray cray epic.
Huh. I missed it the first time, but are the basilisk and the Pegasus Sex Crater references to the same commenter (Durandana)? Or is this just a coincidence?