Chapter 1
One thousand years.....of being trapped in a endless void... I miss home, What happened you ask? well some shit went down I’ll tell you that much. My aunt sent me here to protect me, though I insisted I could kick what ever’s ass that needed to be kicked, But what she told me was ‘Watch your language’ and ‘It’s for your own good’. For my own good my ass, after 100 years I started talking to myself, worser, I started making up imaginary friend’s to talk too.
The good thing was that at least is I can watch Equestria, I’ve watched the elements showdown with discord ( I remember him, Nice guy before he went all evil and chaotic and stuff. ) and all their other adventures.
My aunt ‘Princess Celestia’ tried to bring me back but this void wouldn’t let me go, I guess the void thought there was something still out there that was a danger to me, But tonight I gotta feeling that i’m going home.....well I always feel like that actually, but I just stopped crying about being alone 600 years ago.
Suddenly a sphere surrounded me and started flying away with me with it.
“The fuq?!” I yelled as I was confused and slightly scared about what was happening.
‘Where is this taking me? I mean theres no where to take me to- HOLY SH-!!!’ was my last thought as I saw a garden and felt the impact and then blackness.
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Celestia had been reading a newspaper when there was a scream then a loud explosion which rocked the entire palace.
Celestia sat up and ran to the door to find guards rushing to the gardens, She ran as fast as she could to the gardens to see smoke everywhere, she with her guards ran toward the crater and were in for a pleasant suprise.
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Hangover X50, is the only word way to describe how much my head hurts right now apperantly that damn sphere crashed me into a garden.....wait... GARDEN!, I sat up and looked around and I was almost about to cry... I was home...after a thousand years i’m finally home!
“YEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!!!” I yelled at the top of my lungs expressing my joy but I was suddenly tackled to the ground by a guard, more or less another pony, it’s been one-thousand years of course i’m excited to see someone else that isn’t a figment of my imagination.
“Who are you?!” He yelled at me pinning me to the ground.
“Me? oh yes, I am your prince so I suggest you get off of me before I kick your ass, Bro” I stated, he merely looked at me then started laughing as if I was insane.....Okay maybe a little bit but come on! one-thousand years of nothingness does stuff to you!
“Yeah right! there is no prince you maniac!” He said to me, I needed him to believe me but he wouldn’t, But I understand why, it’s been a thousand years of course the pony’s forgot about me.
“I’m not lying, now please get off of me.”
“I don’t take orders from you!”
“Bitch, I own you practically, now get off of me and bow mothafucka” I stated which of course he reponded like any other pony would.He raised his hoof and prepared to beat the living shit outta me.
“You little-!” He said as he was interrupted by a very familar voice.
“Stand down, sargent!” This familar voice said, reluctantly the guard lowered his hoof and got off of me.
I got to my hooves and looked to where the voice had come from and was suprised to see who it was but very happy to see at the same time.
“Edentify yourself strange-” She stopped as she saw me, her eyes widened in shock and happiness and a few tears started to form in her eyes, same for me as well.
“...Blaze?....” Celestia asked with tears in her eyes, the guards and survents looked on in utter confusion as me and celestia seemed on the verge of tears.
“Sister what is happ-*gasp*” Luna said as she flew down into the courtyard and upon seeing me gasped and seemed on the verge of tears as well.
Celestia walked up to me tears still in her eyes and placed her hoof on my cheek.
“Blaze....is it really you?” She asked looking at me.
“Yes, auntie....it is.” I said as she broke down crying and hugged me, Luna doing the same, The guards and servents looked on confused as to what was happening.
“Oh blaze, we missed you so much.” Luna said while her and celestia hugged me to the point where I swore I heard my bones cracking, But I was still so happy right now, I mean I’ve never been happier than I am right now.
“I missed you too auntie Luna.” I said as I returned the hug and I couldn’t hold back and I cried on her shoulder, One-thousand years of misery and pain being cried out right there before everyone.
“Shhhh, it’s alright, everything’s okay now....”Celestia said as she ran her hoof through my mane, her voice comforting me. I continued to cry for two minutes until I stopped and we all had calmed down and we caught up with eachother, well.....I caught up with them I don’t have anything to talk about, what was I gonna tell them? nothing, couse I did nothing but ejaculate and talk to myself.
After a while they declared they would set a national holiday in my honor and we would celeberate tommorow, with that celestia had one of her guards lead me to my room.
I jumped on the bed and layed down and let out a relaxing ‘sigh’.
‘Today is the best day of my life, I get back home, I get a holiday in my honor and most importantly I get to see my aunts again and most good of all, I’m not alone anymore! goodbye imaginary friends.’
Were my thoughts as I layed in bed, I felt my eyes grow heavy and I drifted off to sleep smiling.