A Request From a Princess
I had just reached my house from school. As I walked towards the porch, I had taken note on the overgrown lawn bisected by the pathway I was on.
' When was the last time I mowed the lawn?' I thought to myself, 'eh, I'll mow it tomorrow,'
After climbing up the three steps to the wooden porch, I stood in front of the black mailbox mounted on our house. I lifted the lid, stuck my hand in the box, and pulled out the mail.
'Hmm, bill, bill, bill, junk, bill, junk. And that's it. Figures,'
With the mail in one hand and the house keys in the other, I opened the door and stepped inside. I immediately dropped the mail on the kitchen table and then headed upstairs to my room.
There really isn't much I can tell you about my room. It has the basic stuff like a bed, a desk, and a nightstand. I remember that at one point I used to have a lava lamp on the nightstand but for some reason it's missing. I think it had something to do with disturbing me from sleeping. I really don't remember why actually. My bed is literally placed in the corner of the room. At the foot of the bed stands a tall bookshelf that almost reaches the ceiling. Surprisingly enough, there aren't that many books in it. Most of the shelves are filled with random knick-knacks and souvenneers. Parallel from my book shelf is my desk. I try to keep my desk as clean as possible, but it just always seems to turn into a catchall after a week.
Today, my desk was surprisingly clutter free. Actually, if my desk was covered with pencils, books, and loose leaf sheets of paper, I probably wouldn't have noticed the strange, crystal cube lying in the middle of my desk.
My mind began to think of exactly what it was and why it was in my room.
' Is it a birthday present from Mom? If it is then it's three weeks late! Oh well, it's mine now.'
With that, I tossed my back pack on my bed and approached the cube. As I reached for the cube to examine it, the crystal cube turned green and began to emit a stream of green fire.
"Ahh!" I jumped back in surprise, " What the hell was that?! Some kind of exotic lighter?"
A few seconds later, the green flame had died. I got up off the floor and cautiously stepped towards the desk. to my surprise, nothing around my desk had caught fire. Everything looked exactly the same when I entered my room. Well except for the rolled up scroll that was lying in front of the freaky fire cube thing. My first instinct was to grab the scroll but I stopped my self when my eyes saw the crystal cube again.
I swear, I stood there for about a minuet, just examining the cube with just my vision. The cube seemed to be approximently two in in a half inches all around. It looked like a tiki you would find in Hawaii, only this one seemed to be made of crystal and looked more like a dragon rather than an angry or happy face. This one also seemed to have a hole in its mouth. I just kept staring at it until I somehow plucked up the courage and take action. I slowly extended my right hand towards the scroll. Once the scroll was within reach, I snatched the scroll and immediately snapped my arm towards my body.
As I swiftly slid the red ribbon off, I took a quick mental note on the texture of the scroll. It defiantly wasn't everyday paper. It actually felt kind of like, parchment? I unrolled the scroll and began to read.
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Dear, Nathanial H. Warner,
Congratulations! You have been personally accepted by me to assist my sister and I on a very important task. Before I revile what our request is however, I believe that it is only fair that I address some more important questions which you may have.
First, and most importantly, is who I am. My name is Princes Celstia and I, along with my sister Luna, am the rulers of The Land of Equestria. L.O.E. is simply just one of the eight territories ( or as your universe calls them 'continents') that make up a planet called Equin. Equine is located in the center of the Equestrian universe.
The second question you may have is how exactly was I able to send you this letter from another universe? The answer is quite simple. Magic. While my universe lakes a planet that rotates itself, your universe lacks the sixth sense, magic. After weeks of analyzing and studying, my dear younger sister had reached the conclusion that your entire universe has an ideal magical advantage of .003 along with an actual magical advantage of .4. According to Lunas' notes, your universes' AMA is 6.6 away from 7, which is the minimum amount to prevent magical residue. To prevent a magical meltdown, Luna was gracious enough to craft a dragon crystal for you. Since dragon crystals are small and compact, sending one to you only required an AMA of 39, which resulted in a mostly safe amount of magical residue to be released so long as your universe doesn't experience and AMA over 8 in the next two days.
Now that I have answered a few of your questions, I shall present you with our request. There is a particular pegasus who has a tendency to bring mischief wherever he goes. After being involved in countless letters of complaint and reprising the role of defendant in over two hundred separate court cases within the last four years, my sister and I began to consider alternative solutions for him. After consulting with our most trusted advisers, we have come to the conclusion that the pegasus B0X0R shall be permanently banned from the equestrian universe.
Of course banning a pony from a universe requires pre-armaments. It requires an alternate universe, one where B0X0R can thrive in most successfully. This will also require a warden, one who will watch over B0X0R and prevent him from causing too much trouble.
Nathanial Hennry Warrner, by the request of the Judicial Branch of the Land of Equestria, along with the acceptance of the Royal family, the Royal Princesses of the L.O.E. officially approve you as the guardian of Rant.
As always
Celestia
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'What the hell did I just read?'