"I am just as surprised as you are."
Celestia slammed the door shut to her throne room with a huff. Magically moving mops continued to work across the marble floor as the princess of the sun turned and squelched across the gooey stained whitish red carpets that, at least when she left, where completely red. She smoothed out her large white and yellow flowing dress as the monarch approached her sister, still sitting in her chair.
"Alright Luna, the room is clear, I have taken my 5 minutes to calm down, please run me through how in the world things got so out of hand in just a month."
The princess of the moon shifted in her chair. She was currently wearing nothing but a loin cloth and a gold chain that barely covered her nipples. Aside from that, she was bare for all to see. Even had her long hair down.
"Um, I guess it started a little bit after you left." She said while putting a finger to her chin. "You know how I like to take long walks at night?"
"Yes... Oh don't tell me you went out naked again." The princess put her index finger and thumb over the bridge of her nose, rubbing it. "We've talked about that, at least wear a robe."
"Yeah well, it was just gonna be a quick walk through the gardens. I just love the breeze between the knees. I thought I was alone... Until some guards saw me. I sometimes forget how my body can effect others. They looked so pent up and well..."
Celestia sighed heavily. "Gave them all blow jobs for their trouble?"
"That I did. They looked so happy and relieved afterwards." She chuckled. "They told me I should go out naked more often."
"I am fairly certain they were joking, sister."
Luna crossed her legs. "Well joking or not, I sort of did the next night and even more guards saw me. One thing led to another and suddenly I was in the middle of a all hands on night guard gang bang."
"How?" Celestia stared, her expression going from surprise to confusion.
"1000 years sis. 1000 years in a freaking moon with no release." Luna said flatly. "My libido is bigger than the celestial bodies we move around."
Celestia shook her head. "Ok, fine... Just keep going. What happened next?"
Luna straightened up. "So after all that was said and done, I was soaked in cum. Like head to hoof, covered in it. I looked like a slimy alicorn ghost..." Luna seemed to trail off for a few seconds as her mind went back to that night. Celestia gestured for her to continue.
"Oh right, I needed a bath. So I went to bath house section of the castle and passed by a few more guards on the way. Did you know we have so many guards? I thought for sure they were from the same group that came on top of me but no, somehow they missed out. They offered to help scrub me. The captain of the guards herself, who somehow also missed the gang bang, promised to really scrub me down." She grinned as she leaned back and closed her eyes.
"Its funny, we went to bathe and I got even more dirty than before. Did you know the captain has some serious stamina? She outlasted everyone. That tongue is something else, you need to feel it to believe it." She paused for a second. "Don't worry, I did get cleaned up eventually."
Celestia debated grabbing some wine but decided against it. "I still don't see how you banging almost every guard in the castle led to what I saw happening on my way in here."
Luna opened her eyes and leaned forward, shifted a bit suddenly as if she forgot about something before bringing her full attention back to her sister. "Oh, like what?"
Celestia locked eyes with her. "Four orgies out in the streets, almost everyone naked or wearing BDSM gear, the ones that weren't naked were currently in process of getting there, at least three lewd statues of you all depicting you in some sort of sexual act, and a fountain of you with a large dong spraying a white thick substance from it into a large pool where several ponies were bathing in it. It smelled exactly how you think it would." Luna looked impressed.
"Last I looked, it was just one lewd statue... Did they really design me as futa? Very creative."
Celestia rolled her eyes and sighed. "In any case... I only saw adults though, thankfully."
"Yeah I shipped out all the young ones away to a private resort when I realized how quickly things were going off the rails."
Celestia grunted. "Well I appreciate the foresight on that one, if you would please get back to how this all started though..."
Luna clapped her hands together. "Oh right. So word got out that my sexual prowess was divine. Everyone in the castle picked up on that. Got so many requests over the course of the next few days and that rumor got... Mixed I think."
"Mixed?"
"Yeah, somehow it went from I got some serious stamina and I am fun to bang... To that idea that my cooch is literally divine."
"Oh no..."
"Oh yes, rumors started spreading that I could bless you by screwing you. Not only that, but that somehow I could extend your life and rejuvenate the body just by sticking your dick, moist dungeon, tongue, or whatever floats your boat, inside me."
"And you just went with that?!" Celestia cried out, causing Luna to lurch back in surprise, letting out a low moan.
She shook her head, trying to get back into a comfortable position, a weird squelching sound coming from the chair as she did so.
"Mmm... Nope. I actually tried to squash these rumors. I got Twilight involved to help prove that this wasn't the case."
"Oh, well good. I am sure she was able to come up something." She glanced back out a nearby window. "Which only makes me wonder where that went wrong."
"Yeah, see, Twilight tried to explain such at thing was impossible. Got a large group of ponies together in front of a large stage. She went into incredible detail about how crazy that rumor was. That no where in our history has my sexual juices shown to have any healing or rejuvenating properties. But it didn't seem to persuade anyone. When that didn't work, she tried to show everyone with an example..."
"She... She didn't..."
"Oh yes sister, she scissored me on stage in front of hundreds." Celestia face palmed as Luna continued. "Even used a potion to help give her some extra stamina. When she finally finished, she was covered in my fluids. After expressing the fact that she felt the best she ever had in years... Well... It certainly didn't help her case."
Celestia closed her eyes and held out her hand, a shiny bottle of wine appeared and floated in front of her. She took it and poured a glass that had also appeared in a small shower of yellow sparks. She sighed and took a sip, setting the bottle down nearby. Her eyes flickered a few times as she did her best to compose herself. "Ok... Then what happened?"
"I thought perhaps an honest apple might finally get through to them. So I called Applejack and Rainbow Dash."
"Rainbow Dash?"
"Those two are dating so I felt it would be rude to exclude her."
"I see."
Luna shifted again, sighing a bit as the strange squelching sounded echoed in the room once again.
"So then I got them both on stage after filling them on what was going on. Applejack then proceeded to prove without a shadow of a doubt how false those claims were."
"You banged her too didn't you."
"Yep. And her girlfriend."
"Of course you did."
Luna rolled her eyes. "Now to be fair, it was Applejack's idea. After all, how often do you get to screw a princess? Or at least, that is how she put it. And how else was she going to help provide proof. It just so happened that she began to believe the same thing after mentioning all her stress seemed to go away just like that." She sighed, leaning back a bit. "Those thighs were something else. Like the pony they are attached to, they do not lie. And the way Rainbow gives those cute moans, its intoxicating."
She stretched out a bit. "So that was a wash. Applejack and Rainbow Dash became believers after that. I tried to tell them it was just really good sex but they were far to wrapped up in their afterglow to listen to me."
Luna grinned at let out another low coo.
Celestia took a big swig of her wine before snapping her fingers. "Stay focused, what happened next."
"Yeah, so then I tried to see if Rarity could help. But it seems she was well wrapped up in the gossip by that point and was a firm devotee by the time she got here." Luna ran her hands over her loin cloth. "She designed this by the way. Even enchanted the chains to cover my nipples no matter how much I move, just to give you that little peak at my glory but not giving away everything." Luna proceeded to grip and shake her C cup breasts a bit. The chain seemed to move but never allowing for her nipples to come into view.
"And check this out." She gripped the bottom of her loin cloth and turned it around. "A little pocket to put stuff in. I don't know what I am going to put in there as anything too heavy could just pull it down but... What a cool feature! The fabric and ties are super comfy too, these look like brown ropes but are actually made of cloth and don't chaff at all."
Celestia finished her drink and quickly refilled it. "Luna, stay focused now, please. I need you take this seriously!"
Luna sighed. "Fine, one second." She reached beneath her loin cloth, sighing as she gripped something beneath it. Slowly, inch by inch she pulled out a surprisingly large dildo. Juices spilled from her seat as she let out a low hard moan. As the rest of it came into view, slowly exiting with a small sloshing sound, Celestia blinked back in surprise.
"Has that been inside you this whole time?"
Luna rubbed her soaked slit and nodded. "Yep, a gift from Pinkie Pie. A "Welcome New Sexy Cult Overlord" present as she put it. She then proceeded to show me just how good it was."
"You had sex with her too?"
"Actually for quite some time now, she likes to slip past the guards and sneak into my room for a fun evening. That pony is flexible, very flexible."
"Please tell me there is some pony you haven't banged yet!"
Luna leaned back and thought for a moment. "Well I haven't had sex with Starlight or Fluttershy yet."
"Oh thank the heavens, someponies who are still sensible."
"Their currently leading the Ponyville branch of my Sex Cult."
"Oh for love of..."
Celestia grabbed the bottle and took a large swig. "So if everyone thinks having sex with you is divinity, why are they screwing each other?"
The princess of the moon crossed her arms and tilted her head slightly. "Rumor started to spread that somehow my divinity could be passed on. That by having sex with me, they in turn to could help pass it around but only to a certain degree. That is why eventually the come back to get recharged on my divine sex juice."
"You can't be serious."
"You know very well how crazy these ponies can get with their superstition."
"I hate how true that statement is."
Celestia took another long sip. "How far reaching is this?!"
Luna shrugged her shoulders. "Last I heard, there were followers coming from as far as the Badlands."
"DRAGONS?!" Celestia nearly spit out her wine.
Luna raised up her hands, holding them out wide. "Have you seen their dicks?! Who wouldn't want to take a ride on that!"
"How many..." She took another large gulp of wine.
"Dragons? I think I am up to twelve. 13 if you count Dragon Lord Ember with a strap on."
"No... Many times have I told you to get your libido in check?"
Luna slowly stood up, wiping some liquids off the seat as she did so. "Um... I sort of lost count."
Celestia pointed out the window. There was currently a large orgy of several different species all chanting Luna's name. "I leave you alone, for one measly month, and everything has gone tits up."
Luna scratched the back of her head. "I'm getting banished back to the moon again, aren't I?"
Celestia finished her bottle of wine. She shook her head. "And leave me to pick up the mess? Oh no. We are past that anyways. Instead, I am going to let you lay in the bed you made. Have fun trying to fix this on your own."
Luna looked back at her sister confused. "Alone... But what where are you going?"
Celestia slowly grinned. "Outside, I need an extended vacation and I saw a few good looking creatures to help scratch this itch of mine." She slowly walked back towards the door, slipping out of her dress as she did so.
"Have fun sister. I look forward to seeing how this all turns out for you."
Luna felt her jaw hit the floor as Celestia walked out the throne room butt naked. The realization hitting her like a ton of bricks. "Oh dear... Hmm... I was kind of banking on sister's help with this one."
She glanced outside and then around the cum covered room. "Welp, I guess its time to see if Twilight knows any good time travel spells."