#ALifeInSnapgabSnapshots
#Baby’s1stSnapgab!
I is a cousin again! Look at dis pic! Baby Val is SOOOOOOOO cute! – Cousin Sunflower
#Baby’s1stSnapgabWord!
She said Click! I think. Sounded more like kik! Val loves camera. Aunt Clem + Uncle Tang love her! Look moar baby pix! – Cousin Sunflower
#Baby’s1stHearthsWarming!
So many prez! Baby Val’s in there somewhere! LOL Where’s Vally? – Cousin Sunflower
#Baby’s1stCleanup!
Baby Val bein tidy! Saw us b like TIDY UP TIME FOOL, then she put wrap and paper in garbage can. So smrt! – Cousin Sunflower
#Baby’s1stBabysitter!
ME! OMG so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! O, and BB cute too, LOL! – Cousin Sunflower
#Shock
No joke. Just heard the news this afternoon. Aunt Clementine and Uncle Tangerine are EWAQyuipogyulj
#Sorry
I lost it. Forgive me. Just so sudden. I heard some more from Dad. It was a car crash. RIP Best Aunt and Uncle ever. I’ll never forget you.
#Baby’s1stBday
They grow up so fast *sniff*. Little Baby Val with me and Mom and Dad. Big cake, yeah? Mom bought it. Cost $$$! #BabyValTotallyWorthIt
#AlsoNotDoinTheCousinSunflowerSignatureThingEveryTime
I’m just not, okay?
#LittleVal
Baby all growed up now! Look how cuuuuuuuuuute!
#LittleValGonnaVisitApples
Mom + Dad want her meet whole family. Eep! Not seen Aunt Butter + Uncle Bright so long. Kinda nervous kinda xcited. There word 4 that?
#AtSwAppAcres
Dad joke: Used to be a revolver called SAA! Dat Y every1 cowboys! Vote Dad tell no more Dad jokes, plz.
#AlsoAtSwAppAcres
Jeez what a dump. TV is OOOLLLDDD! Anyway who owns TV? Every1 on laptops + streamin + stuff now.
#AlsoAlsoAtSwAppAcres
Hidin in bathroom. Pretendin 2 change Little Val, rly hidin. Jeez can hear every1 shoutin. Who kick hornet nest?
#MoneyNoMakeThingsBetter
Trust me Mom + Dad, do NOT say ‘but look @ de munnys’ to Granny Smith. Like, who kick all the hornets nests now?
#LittleValLeavinNow
THANK GOODNESS
#CouldaGoneBetter
Mom + Dad not happy. Hoped bring fam 2gether, but NOPE. Gran-gran all like Y U LEAVE DEN 4 CITY!!! 2 good 4 u Y/N?! Still a sore spot. Whatevs.
#LittleValSad
Little Val never even got C cousin AJ or Big Mac. :C *lone tear*
#Tho
Like if u think Big Mac kinda cute. Got pic! See?
#HelloFromVal
HIIIIII
#SunflowerInCharge
I let Val haz phone.
#ValWidomDay
Sunflower smellz
#SunflowerReallyInCharge
LOL it’s spelled wisdom with a S doofus. Also Sun Goddess does not smell. It is gardnin perfum. Bcos I like 2 garden.
#ValFunny
LOL U no spell goood ether
#SunflowerREALLYInChargeNow
Val’s 1st post, ladies and gents! Give her some love! She’s here till Thursday! Tip your waitresses!
#Mom+DadSoCool
Mom and Dad open druuuuuuuuumroll plz then pause 4 drama THE NEW AND IMPROVED MANEHATTAN MALL! M + D make miracles happen!
#NewRestaurantForVal
Val wants go to new restaurant in THE NEW AND IMPROVED MANEHATTAN MALL! Called Dish Harmony. Eyeroll. FYI Mom + Dad dint name it, thnk gdnss.
#Mom+DadTheBest
For Val’s 7th, we got a table at THE NEW AND IMPROVED okay lol not doin that ev time. Val so xcited!
#HAPPYBIRTHDAYVAL
U so beautiful.
#DishHarmonyDay
Ugh.
#DisHarmonyDayMoreLike
Mom + Dad just want talk to bizniz types. Bizniz meetin! On Val’s special day! WTH!? Who DOES that?
#SurroundedBySuits
Booooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddd.
#ValSurroundedBySuits
Val status: BBBBBOOOOOOOORRRDDDDDDDD
#PoorBoredVal
Time you get ur own account meee finx? U big girl now
#ValGonnaSevenTies
Bit wordplay 4 ya. Srsly tho, no 1 talk to Val. Just bout buy this plan that fund this pull out that bizniz bizniz bizniz.
#DishForVal
Least Val got cake. BIG cake. I sing THE SONG. YOU KNOW THE SONG YOU SING ON BIRTHDAY Y U NO SING U SUITED BIZNIZ FOOLS!!!!!!
#ValNotValidated
Mom + Dad only sing last line. Every1 ignorin Val. Again, WTH!? What u m-barrasssssssed by?
#ForgetMom+Dad
We gettin da heel outta here.
#PoorVal
Took her out 2 mall. Bought her camera stuff. Cheered her up. Bless Little Shutterbug!
#StupidM+D
Walkin home. Cant BELIEVE M+D do that to My Little Val. So rude. Poor girl cryin for attention.
#HomeAloneWithVal
Poor girl cryin. Vote Y/N shall I sing THE SONG?
#LoveValLoveLife
Val gettin attention, bless her. Just sang THE SONG. Audience: one. Number one audience, OOOOHHHHH!
#OMG
Dad joke. I just made Dad joke.
#OMGTimesTwo
Oh gosh help me I’m turnin into Dad!
#ValSleepsHappy
Yay. It illegal 2 B this cute. But Shhh! Shhh!
#LoveYouVal
Say goodnite 2 Val. My Little Val.
#Mom+DadTalkToMayor
Yo fool we own dis town
#JustJokinGuys
LOL no srsly u all cool. We all cool here
#Mom+DadNotHome
Wish Mom+Dad come home soon
#GardeninAgain
Well I is not mopin am I
#ValWatch
Oh no I bein watched by the Val Monster HIDE ME LOL
#ValNaughty
Sent Val inside. Look what she did 2 my begonias! Stupid Val
#ApologyCake
Aw I can’t stay mad at U My Little Val.
#IMGETTINASISTER!!!!!!
A real sister! Mom told me this morning! I GONNA BE A SISTER!
#ScanDone
Mom gonna have nother daughter
#VoteForNames
What would u call her? I call her Sunflower junior. M not biased.
#WhatUpWithVal?
She seem upset.
#Mom+DadOutBuyinShops
Got their own smoothie stall next as a favor. Mom while preg, too. We da specials.
#Mom+Dad+FilthyRich
Well they are! No, I kid, but for real dey out seein Filthy Rich mean BIG THING for us. So happy! New laptop! New phone! New everything! We gon be GUD N RICH!
#MuckinInTheMud
Gardenin gettin old. Plants keep dyin. Im like, why bother? Just buy from the store.
#ValOnTheProwl
Also Val keeps steppin on em. So annoyin. Doin it for attention.
#ValABadGirl
Val keeps jumpin and shoutin. Ugh, so annoyin. Went back to my room 4 2 play games.
#OhYeahForgotTheTickleFruit
Mom bought me Tickle Fruit game. It so fun! Gonna reach Level 100 in one go YAH I AM QUEEN OF DIS GAME!
#Level10
So far so good!
#Level20
Ha u said this was hard. LOL who hard now fool!?
#PointAndClick
Sorry not game this time. Val bug me hittin my door, so gave her coins and said go buy cake. Cake makes EVERY1 happy, right?
#Level30
Dis boss is givin me brain damage. UGH SO HARD!?
#MomHadSister
We gon call her Bad Seed
#SorryGoof
No, Babs Seed. Dont know where BAD Seed come from. Mom happy, Dad happy, me happy, we all happy.
#WelcomeToTheFamilyBabs!
Awwww isn’t she sooooooooooo cute! She is my little bundle of love. Party time!
#BiggestPartyEver
Cos Mom helped him out with Mall, Filthy done paid for our party at the Half Moon Hotel. LOOK AT DIS DANCE FLOOR!
#CheerUpVal!
Uh uh we got a party pooper.
#Mom+DadKnowSoManyPeeps
Gonna help us take good care of Baby Babs. So proud. Little Babs gonna get so much she wont know what to do with it.
#LOLNowIAmSuit
Filthy bought it. Not normally a suit girl but darn I look good, YUH? Look who the sophisticated Sunflower.
#NowUCallMe
Solfleur. Is trez sophistique.
#BabyBabsNeedSuit
A tiny one with tiny little necktie and tiny little cuffs CAN U IMAGINE IT!?
#BabyBabs1stSmile
Oh I gonna die from cuteness overload
#Baby’s1stHearthsWarming!
So many prez! Baby Babs in there somewhere! LOL Where’s Babsy?
#Baby’s1stMessup!
Baby Babs smashin things! Rip up prez then rip up paper prez waz in then rip up shreds! Oh u bad girl, LOL!
#Baby’s1stBabysitter!
Mom+Dad go see Filthy and co. So clue: not them.
#Baby’s1stBabysitter2ndGuess
ME, you dorks, LOL! OMG so cuuuuuuuuuuuute! O, and BB cute too, LOL!
#Baby’s1stCry
Val, y u so mad? Poor Babs needs love, not shouts. Sent Val to room. Stupid Val always ruinin things. Haters gonna hate.
#Baby’s1stTickleFruit
Gave controller to Babsy on Level 1. ROTFL she so terrible, but we love her just the same.
#Baby’sLevel10
Took only a whole three years, LOL. Babs gettin GOOD.
#SnapgabCorrectionNo32
No I do not floss with non-vironmental un-green floss, jeez, where did Val even get the idea?
#Baby’sLevel11
AWWWWWW too bad, Babsy. Another three years, HA!
#SnapgabCorrectionNo33
And no Mom do not pay Mayor to not ask where juice for smoothie come from. THIS IS GARBAGE SHUT UP VAL.
#ValenciaJustShutUp
Srsly, every1 know u only doin the whole ‘oh noes the gubburment & BIG BIZNIZ iz corrupt’ 4 attenshun. GO AWAY!
#Baby’sLevel12
Can U DO EEEET, Babsy!!!!???
#Baby’sLevel21
Babs: superheroine fruit saver between school and home PlayStable console! You go girl!
#SNAPGABISNOTYOURNEWSPAPERJEEZ
Vote if U want Val banned? Mom + Dad totally can make it happen. Filthy knows the site owner.
#Baby’sLevel22
Like if U want to see her do it tonite.
#Baby’sLevel45
Okay Babs no like it when I call her baby but it’s a thing now
#ValTantrumNo23
Jeez what a drama queen. Mom + Dad keep her at home now. Literally can’t take her anywhere. So she bugs me now. Bcause Dat Smrt.
#IHaveACunningPlan
Wait her out. Ignore her. She’ll stop soon.
#Baby’sLevel46
Go Babs Go!
#OhThankSweetFountainyGoodness
The Drama Queen has gone back to her throne to sulk. Or to write how Filthy Rich wants to buy DA WORLD BCAUSE BIZNIZ IS EEEEEVIL.
#InvestigativeJournalist
More like Queen of Delusions
#SHUTUPVALENCIA
NO ONE CARES JUST SHUT UP AND STOP
#Baby’sLevel47
Darn Babs is gettin better than me.
#Baby’sLevel48
OK Babs don’t gloat LOL you makin this look too easy.
#GonnaBeStartinHighSchoolSoon
Can’t wait! Poor Babs wanna come. Jerks still bully her at elementary. What do U think? Should I bring her?
#FTheRules
Rules are there to be broken.
#GonnaBeBringinBabsy
She’ll love it. Anyway, Tickle Fruit isn’t life.
#Baby’sLevel89
She spends AGES on this old thing. Aw, ol retro over here.
#Mom+DadHadTHETALK
No not that one U idiot. Got Valencia to shut up. Puttin her in some ad for the Filthy.
#GOSHDARNIT
That sounded dirtier than I meant it to.
#HighSchoolHereICome
Aw to heck with it, LOOK OUT BOYS! MAMAS COMIN!
#PoorValencia
Ad dint go well. Not what lookin for, apparently.
#BabsySaysHi
Won’t type herself. She’s so shy. So proud of her tho. We got a rebel bloomin over here!
#ShutUpBoutGarden
I DONT DO THAT NO MORE!
#BabsySaysLoveYouAll
Had a wicked day at HIGH. Made fun of fools, got the grand tour, took LOADSA PHOTOS. Lookit! Lookit all the pix!
#AJ
Cousin AJ still bein a reverse-snob at us. Who died and made her queen of the farm? Whatevs. Loser.
#WeHadFunTho
Babsy the rugby team. Hey My Little Tomboy here!
#BabsyBlushSoEasy
Step 1: Talk about hot boys. Step 2: Look at Babsy. Step 3:??? Step 4: Go AWWWWWWW!
#TellBabsyTheTALK
Go on. It be so funny, make her blush harder.
#AgainTomorrow?
Let’s DOO EEEEET!
#PoorPoorValencia
Already usin Snapgab to look for another ad. Not sure if good thing or bad thing, but it a thing alright.
#PoorBabsy
Got caught by cranky principal. Downvote if you H8 Smellestia.
#TalkToMom
Might move to another school. This one so BAD. Crystal Prep, if they can AHEM *persuade* Cinch. $$$$$
#CinchIsA@!£”
Wont take no AHEM *persuasion* apparently. $$$$$ Ah well. Dint want to go to stuffy dump anyway. Filthy was gonna for his kid, but thinkin now.
#BiznizSchoolAThing?
Thinks. Thinks.
#ValenciaGotAGig
Sellin apple apps! There’s an app for that now!
#IsItADadJokeWhenItsOnSnapgab?
Plz shoot me.
#BabsyUpset
Hey baby apples are nothin. Tell her that EVERY1!
#WowValenciaReally
Sellin ‘artisanal handmade mascara’? Plz. Its melted crayons. U foolin no1.
#BabsyUSoDumb
Babs bought some. I have no words.
#UPerfectTheWayUAre
Babsy, you can’t buy perfection. Tell her, peeps!
#TickleFruit2CominOutSOON
Can’t wait! Gonna get up to Level 100 again! Yes, I is still DA QUEEN. DEAL WITH IT!
#WowWowWowValencia
She is actually sellin this stuff. Is every1 stupid, or am I goin crazy?
#SunflowerMayBeLoco
She is actually SELLIN this STUFF!
#Mom+DadSoProudOfValencia
Okay that confirms it. I am goin crazy.
#ACOMPANY!?
WTF?
#ClarificationRequest
Valencia has a company now. Sellin real mascara.
#SunflowerIsJelly
I shoulda gone 2 bizniz school.
#GoAwayBabsy
Babsy keeps goin on about Tickle Fruit 2. Some1 tell me how 2 stop hr? I CANT FEEL MY EARS!
#DarnValencia
Now she gettin gigs all over Snapgab? AM I GOIN CRAZY!?
#CatchphraseNotCatchin
‘Improve Your True Self In Every Way’. Yah, not happenin, girl.
#SHUTUPBABSY
Geez, she always wants attention.
#VALENCIAISFILTHYSFRIENDNOW!?
WTF WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!?
#ThoughtSheHatedHim
But now she sorta kinda maybe works for him???? And sells stuff through Snapgab???? And makes money for him?????? Are there even enough ???? in the world?????
#Mom+DadLoveValenciaNow
They won’t shut up about what a big bizniz girl she is now. Gonna be honest: real jelly now.
#ValenciaWhenYouCominHome?
Barely seen her all week. Out like Mom + Dad. Only stuck here with Crybaby Babsy.
#BabsyKeepsCryin
I think it’s bullies.
#HoldOnSunflowerGottaDoStuff
Wish me luck. I swear if this is about Tickle Fruit 2 gettin delayed, I mean, GEEZ HOLY CHRYSALIS! ITS JUST A GAME! A REALLY STUPID GAME! NO ONE CARES ANYMORE!
#WishIHadAChrysalis
They good cars. Would take all my boys in one.
#HadWordWithBabsy
Um
#HaveQuestion
Be honest: am I a horrible person?
#NeedAMinute
Sorry
#HorrifiedIJustRealized
It’s been years since I went to Aunt Clementine and Uncle Tangerine’s graves.
#HowIFeel
:C
#HowIReallyFeel
Worse
#BabsyIsSad
We went to see the graves this mornin. I just realized Babsy never been before.
#AuntClemAndUncleTang
They were on my dad’s side of the family. Not my mom’s side. Don’t talk about my mom’s side. Sore spot. Don’t remember why. Did I post about it somewhere?
#LoveClemLoveTang
‘Life was their greatest gift, and they gave generously.’ Never seen that on their gravestone before. That’s a mood.
#BabsyIsReallySad
It’s been an emotional day for us.
#GoodnightBabsy
Love you always
#ConfessionTime
So it’s like this: Babsy’s getting bullied at school because every1 thinks she’s sad because she likes Tickle Fruit and junk.
#ConfessionTimeForReal
No, sorry, I mean it’s like this: Babsy really has a hard time talkin to people.
#ConfessionTimev2.0
Sorry, this is hard to put into words
#Confess
Oh eff it: Babsy’s been bottlin up a lot. Mom + Dad wont talk, Valencia dont talk since shes got gigs now, and
#Confess
Babsy’s got no one to talk to because theyre away and
#Confess
Babsy needs help, and
#Confess
Im sorry I cant do this
#SeeYouTomorrow
Maybe
#AreWeSisters?
I know, weird question, but are we? Like, I had fun and everything and games and jokes and stuff but is that sister stuff or what?
#AmIASister?
It hit me last night. I don’t KNOW Babsy. Like, do I actually know her or like do I just know what she wants me to know?
#WhatAmI?
Like she didn’t talk to me for a while because she wasn’t sure how I’d react.
#WhoAmI?
I didn’t know how to take that.
#WhyAmI?
I’ve lived with her for years and she still doesn’t trust me. I don’t know what she means. I don’t know who she says she’s supposed to be trusting.
#AndThenI
When I went to see Aunt and Uncle’s graves yesterday, I felt different.
#ImLike
I felt like it was more real than real. You know? Don’t know if makin sense or not. Just how I feel.
#IDon’t
I don’t know my own sister. What she likes, why she’s scared, what she wants to do with her life.
#AmI
That’s like, what am I doing? That’s the epic fail of epic fails.
#IDon’tKnow
I just don’t know what I’m doing anymore. Am I doing this for Mom + Dad? For fun? For anything?
#IsThisIt?
I just post and post and post my life away and that’s it? I can’t do it anymore. I don’t feel like a REAL person with FEELINGS anymore. I feel like one big Dad Joke.
#ExceptNotFunny
I’m sorry. I need a minute.
#TheNewSunflower
I had a talk with Babsy. I’ll keep posting. It’s fun. I just won’t post everything. I’m gonna get to know her for the first time.
#LoveYouAll
I feel so much better now. Thank you all, my awesome followers. You keep bein awesome.
#OneMonthLater
I’M BAAAAAAAAACK!
#TickleFruit2:TheBabbening!
So we’re doin this! You know you been waitin for it! Babsy gonna ACE this GAME! FTW!
#AlsoBlessYouEvery1
Got your messages. You peeps are da bomb.
#OkayWeDoinThisNow
Babsy Level 100, MAKE EEET HAPPEN!
#TalkedToValenciaToday
She’s not joining us.
#ValenciaOut
We uh we uh we had a row. Like a BIG row.
#BYBB
Whatever that means.
#Bizniz
Apparently ‘Vignette’ Valencia is moving out. Got an agent. Got new digs. Got a studio. Got a shiny new name. Mom + Dad said they want her 2 b…
#BYBB
Be Yourself But Better
#DaHeck?
The heck happened to her? She’s got like a million followers???? Company spokesperson!???? For selling junk???? WTF!!!!
#ForSellingOtherPeoplesJunk
I don’t even
#IsThisForReal?
I can’t believe this is happening. She’s gone.
#Oh
Oh
#NoMoreRows
Apparently, she blocked my account.
#So
We can’t talk to her anymore.
#ByeLittleVal
I never thought I’d miss her this much. I thought I didn’t even like her anymore. What is wrong with me?
#BabsyHelpTime
Sorry, I’m out. This is personal. You know the drill by now.
#BabsyLevel100
She won the game. Tickle Fruit 2. Babsy done it and won the game.
#Baby’sLastWord
So why do I feel like we lost?
#💔