Examination of Twilight Sparkle

by Bendy

First published

You examine Twilight Sparkle. It's a good excuse to feel up her sexy unicorn body. This world also has some very bizarre customs surrounding oral sex.

You examine Twilight Sparkle. It's a good excuse to feel up her sexy unicorn body. This world also has some very bizarre customs surrounding oral sex.

Co-Writer: primortal

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You stood before the small, lavender unicorn known as Twilight Sparkle within the middle of the Golden Oaks Library, which was a huge ass hollowed-out oak tree/library concoction of a building in the town of Ponyville. This building was carved literally into a tree. This place was clean and tidy, you could not see a speck of dust anywhere. Although, you could not see this dust any way at the moment since it was rather late at night. This library had a large collection of books adorning its many bookshelves.

You, the human, was dressed in a fine black tuxedo. Twilight on the other hand was completely naked. She didn’t really need to wear clothes unlike you since she had purple fur coating her body. You stood at least one and a half feet over the four and a half feet tall unicorn standing upon her hooves before you. You were about six feet tall.

Slow-burning lavender-scented candles lined the walls of this place. Which was a good thing since it was night. However, they did not provide nearly as much light as the electric light bulb back home on Earth, but it was manageable here in Equestria on the planet Equus, which was possibly located in another universe from your own. Ponies were not as technologically advanced as humanity, they didn't really need to be since they fixed most of their problems by just blasting it with magic. Which made them strangely human in a way. But instead of bullets from guns, they fired lasers from their horns from the unicorns, and alicorns among their kind.

However, in some ways, they were more advanced than humans. For example, if a pony suffered a grievous injury, a unicorn could help them by using healing magic to quickly heal the damage in mere seconds. Have bad teeth that need to be cleaned? Magic. Sick? Magic. Need a leak fixed? Magic. Erectile dysfunction? Magic. Got infected with a deadly virus? Magic.

Only unicorns and alicorns had magic. Earth ponies' ‘magic’ seemed solely confined to their hooves, which helped them to be master farmers. The feathery winged pegasi had the ability to fly. Alicorns were all three pony tribes combined into one, the magic of a unicorn, the strength of an earth pony, and the ability to fly like that of a pegasus.

Indeed, alicorns were the most powerful in magic, physical strength, durability, and were in fact immortal. However, they were extremely rare. There are only three known alicorns in existence; Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Princess Cadance.

Your friend Twilight Sparkle was in training. She had divine blood, a very rare blood type said to only emerge once every thousand years from a hooful of individuals. Only those with divine blood had the potential to become an alicorn. However, they have to prove themselves worthy.

Most failed in the task and remained a mortal, normal pony. Only those of pure of heart could become an alicorn. If one’s heart was black, there was no chance of ever becoming an alicorn. They also needed to study hard ‘the Magic of Friendship’ in order to unlock the secret of becoming an alicorn. However, even if they failed, ponies who lived a good life would go to 'The Land of the Great Rainbow', where they will live forever. Evil ponies went to Tartarus.

Alicorns had the ability to jump from world to world on the fly, where they could talk to and physically interact with ponies who had long since died in The Land of the Great Rainbow. In a way, alicorns were partially connected to both the living and the dead world at the same time. They could even go to Tartarus, to meet with evils of ages past.

Back in the here and now, you could not see as good as a pony at night. Twilight’s large purple eyes looked at you inquisitively, showing her intelligence. Her eyes glowed in the darkness of the room like that of a cat’s before you. A happy smile was on her face.

“Twilight, ummm, before we begin, am I allowed to be touchy-feely with you, without complaint?” you spoke nervously.

Twilight snorted, rolling her eyes at you. “That’s a silly question, Anon. Of course, you can. After all, I suck your cock whenever I see you being sad like a true friend.”

You were quite shocked when Twilight first sucked your cock. It started off nice and wholesome, she found you crying, sitting alone. She hugged you, which was really nice. However, at some point, she asked if you would like a blowjob to feel better, and of course, you said yes.

It was odd. But then, you remembered seeing mares often giving blowjobs to stallions in public without anypony else caring at all. Giving blowjobs was considered as normal as giving a hug to a pony. Nobody made a big deal about it, apart from you. In fact, blowjobs were considered so insignificant, that you even saw a married stallion casually getting a blowjob in front of his wife from another mare, without her caring in the least.

It was the same case for the other way around, Mrs. Cake would suck the dick of every stallion customer who came into the shop, and her husband would not care in the slightest. From what Twilight told you sex and kissing another mare/stallion was still considered cheating but blowjobs were not. You could just only imagine a scenario of seeing a mare walking in on her husband getting a blowjob from another mare, and not even batting an eye. Hell, she probably join in.

Not only blowjobs but cunnilingus was also considered the exact same thing. So even if you manage to get yourself a marefriend, you would be more than welcome to eat out another mare’s pussy without her getting upset. Just as long as you don’t fuck or kiss them then you’re okay. Eating out her pussy is not considered cheating.

‘This world is weird,’ came your thoughts. Before you asked Twilight. “Uh, why do you want to do that?”

“Because you are the only human in Equestria. Giving you a nice blowjob makes you feel happy and feel loved. I care about you and I hate seeing you sad.”

You scratched the back of your neck with your right hand and smiled sheepishly. “Thanks, Twilight. Your blowjobs make me feel life is worth living. I mean, I still miss my family and friends back home from Earth, but your blowjobs make me feel less sad.”

Her eyes widened in alarm, and she stepped toward you and brought her head to bump gently against your crotch. Your cock twitched excitedly, you could feel her hot breath blowing through your pants.“Are you okay, my friend? Do you want a blowjob before you examine my body?”

You stepped backward away by at least two steps. “Not right now, Twilight,” you said sternly.

She lowered her head, along with her cute, flappy pony ears drooping sadly, and she whined in anguish. “Awwww!”

She dropped down onto her plump rump before you. She stared up at you with a pleading puppy dog-eyed look. Her eyes became moist and she made a most adorable whimpering sound. Her large, cute purple eyes looked up at your small human eyes as if she was staring into your very soul. You, the mere human soon found your will to resist being overpowered by her cuteness. And when you saw her lower lip quivering, all your will to resist was broken.

"Oh, of course, you can, Twilight," you said in a low voice, overwhelmed by her sheer adorableness.

Twilight clapped her front two hooves together and made a sound like a dog's chew toy in happiness.

Her horn then lit up with a deep pink glow for a brief moment. There came a flash of light, and she summoned forth a large bean bag chair behind you. The mare then unceremoniously lunged forward and pushed you onto the chair behind you. And in one quick motion, she pulled down your pants, and underwear with a flash from her horn. Your cock sprang free and came to slap against her cheek, causing her to moan in bliss.

Your cock was quickly growing erect from the excitement. You could feel her warm breath touching off your lower shaft. The mare simply watched your cock rise to attention, inch by inch into the air. Your mighty cock came to stand about twenty inches long when it reached full mast. You weren’t always this big, Twilight had cast a penis augmentation spell on your cock to give you this mighty love-making tool before she gave you your first blowjob. Your shaft was thick and was at least four inches in girth. The size of your balls was like that of a grapefruit each.

Twilight looked up at you with her large purple eyes. You reached your right hand down and began to lovingly stroke her mane. The mare blushed profusely, her cheeks lighting up with a light pink colour, her tail wagged excitedly from side to side.

The mare brought out her long and thick equine tongue. She subsequently began to lap at your ballsack, soaking it with her warm, wet, saliva. Her tongue felt absolutely divine against your balls. It was wet, warm, and incredibly soft. You moaned in pure bliss at the feeling, and you returned the favor by stroking her mane with loving tenderness. You haven't even had sex with Twilight yet, yet here she was licking your balls as if it was not a big thing. If this is what she does for a friend, you can only imagine what she would do for someone she considered a romantic interest.

For quite some time Twilight dedicated much of her attention to making sure your balls were thoroughly licked. She licked, licked, licked, and licked until your entire ballsack shone with her saliva. The mare pulled her head back and smiled at her work.

You rewarded the mare by reaching your right hand to the back of her ear, from there, you began to scratch it. Immediately Twilight uttered a happy whinny of pure bliss. She stared up at you with dreamy eyes, her tongue lolling out of her mouth in pure bliss, as she drooled profusely from your tender ear scratches. The mare made a mix of soft moans, and quiet horsey sounds from your tender touch. Soon, you could smell her arousal beginning to permeate in the room. It smelled fruity, with a hint of lavender.

“Who’s a good girl?” you asked in a joking tone.

“Hehe! I am. I’m your good girl,” she said, giggling happily.

You move your right hand away from the back of her ear, earning you a sad whine from her. The mare pouted her lips, making a silly horsey face in annoyance to show her displeasure. You moved your hand to her cheek and began to tenderly stroke it, making the pouty mare smile at you, her cheeks lighting up with a cute pink blush.

You moved your hand to her smiling mouth. You gently roamed your fingers over her closed mouth, feeling up her soft, plump, wet lips. The mare simply looked up at you with a perplexed look. Once you had enough of feeling up her lips, you brought your hand to rub against her strong herbivore teeth, The mare quickly took the hint and opened her mouth wide. You brought your fingers inside, and you subsequently began to roam them over her teeth.

Unlike yours, she did not possess a single canine. They were designed for grinding up vegetables, fruits, nuts, and grasses. You did not have your hand in her mouth for very long, you did not want to annoy her. You only had it in her mouth for a few seconds, before pulling your hand out, and then bringing your hand to her mane to begin tenderly petting it, which earned yourself a happy whinny from her.

The mare then leaned her head down to the lower section of your long and thick cock, before she began to run her thick tongue upward over your long shaft. The feeling of her wet and warm muscle gently licking your thick cock as she gradually moved upward was wonderful. You sighed in bliss at the feeling, closing your eyes. Your right arm became limp and fell to the side, your hand departing her mane, which earned you a sad whine from her.

The mare slowly went upward, swirling her tongue from left to right, showering your girthy cock with the absolutely divine feeling of her long and thick tongue. It felt soft and warm against your shaft. Further and further she went up until she reach the very top of your massive cock, once she made it she planted a soft kiss on the thick tip of your huge cock with a wet smooching sound.

You opened your eyes to look down at the mare. She smiled up at you, her large purple eyes glowed beautifully in the darkness of the room. You smiled back at her. Nearly your entire massive cock, apart from your tip shone with her saliva. Down below, your balls still shone from her drool.

“Twilight, I-I…I-I—”

“Yes, sweetheart?” she asked softly, looking up at you with a look of concern with those big eyes of hers.

“You’re a really good friend,” you wanted to say something else, but you could not bring up the courage to say it. Truth is, you love this mare, but you were afraid she didn’t feel the same way about you since blowjobs were not considered a big thing here.

Twilight’s cheeks blushed profusely, and she made a happy sound like a dog’s chew toy. “I think you’re a really good friend too. If you ever feel sad, just come to me, and I’ll suck your cock like a good friend.”

“I will. My good friend.”

Twilight giggled happily, before she opened her muzzle wide, and brought the tip of your huge cock into her loving mouth. She ensnared the tip of your dick with the wonderful softness of her plump, equine lips. Her tongue came out from underneath her mouth and began to affectionately lick the underside of your member. She closed her eyes, before she slowly pushed her head down over your cock, taking you in inch by inch at a snail’s pace. Her soft wet lips gradually slid their way down your cock, all the while her lovely tongue licked the underside of your cock, swirling about wildly making the parts of your dick slick with her saliva, which she had not yet taken into her mouth.

You stared down at Twilight, moaning in bliss at the feel of her warm, and soft mouth ensnaring your massive cock. You watched her head slowly sink down over your long member. Some tears of joy came down your cheeks when you felt your cock slip into the back of her throat and down her neck. You could see a noticeable bulge in her neck. Inch by inch she took you, without issue, until eventually, she reached the very bottom, her plump lips coming to kiss your base with a wet smooching sound. The mare opened her eyes to gaze at your reaction, when she saw the look of pleasure plastered on your face she uttered a muffled, happy giggle around her mouthful.

The warm and soft confines of her mouth felt heavenly, leaving you little more than a shivering wreck. The mare placed her soft, spongy feeling hooves upon your testicles to give your balls a gentle squeeze, earning her a loud groan from you.

Your head fell back and you uttered a loud moan when you felt Twilight swallow hard around your huge cock, creating a wonderful sensation of tugging and releasing. She looked up at you with her big purple eyes to see if you were enjoying yourself. The mare hummed happily around her mouthful from the look of bliss she saw on your face.

Subsequently, Twilight began to slowly bob her head up and down your long and thick cock. You could feel her soft lips slowly sliding back and forth over your shaft, her long and thick equine tongue swirled about, licking you all over. You were a helpless wreck from the loving affection you were receiving from this mare. All your worries were forgotten with a cute and sexy pony friend to suck your cock if you ever felt sad.

Non-stop Twilight sucked you off, with her absolutely divine feeling mouth continuing to shower your member with unending affection. Wet slurping sounds could be heard as she sucked you off. Occasionally, Twilight would stop to look up at you to gaze at your reaction, her large, expressive eyes would look up at you with concern to see if you were happy or not. When she saw the absolute look of bliss on your face she resumed sucking you off with gusto.

Eventually, you found yourself on the brink of release, your cock twitching hard in her mouth. Twilight raised her head up high over your member, taking you to the point of nearly exiting you, before she came slamming down hard, taking you all the way into the back of her throat in quick succession. You came with a loud scream, unleashing a heavy deluge of your creamy human spunk down her throat.

She lifted her head and began to quickly bob her head up and down through your orgasm, sucking you off with gusto in order to coax you into releasing additional cum into her loving mouth and throat. Her tongue swirled about wildly, licking your cock, which gave additional sexual stimulation. Your body shook erratically like a fish out of water from the loving bombardment she unleashed upon your cock. You moaned helplessly in pure bliss.

You released spurt after spurt of your creamy cum inside her. Twilight for her part moaned around your massive cock, her muffled moans reverberating around your shaft. You sighed in bliss when you released your final blast of seed into her. She dropped her head down to your base and lovingly held your softening cock deep down her throat.

Her horn became enveloped with a magical glow, subsequently, you felt your cock in her mouth and throat re-harden, quickly rising back to attention. “Do you want another blowjob?” came her voice, speaking to you telepathically.

“Not right now, Twilight. I want to perform an examination of your body.”

“Awwww!” she whined sadly to you, through your mind. "I wanted to suck your cock more! I don't feel like a true friend now!"

In response, you reached your right hand down and began to tenderly scratch the back of her ear. She uttered a muffled whinny around your thick cock. Subsequently, the mare lifted her head up off your cock and released it with a loud pop. However, the mare seemed rather upset. She glared up at you, her eyes were narrowed and a grumpy frown was on her face.

"Sorry, Twilight. I just want to examine you right now. I promise I'll let you suck my cock in bed with me tonight."

Her frown disappeared and was replaced with a broad smile. She clapped her two front hooves together and giggled excitedly. The mare subsequently made to stand up on her four hooves.

Without further ado, you kneeled down over the mare to meet her at eye level. You then leaned forward to kiss her on the lips, only for Twilight to abruptly pull away, and look at you with a look of shock on her face.

"Anon, what are you doing? That's highly inappropriate. We're just friends," she spoke sternly.

"Oh… I see," you said in a low voice, sounding heartbroken.

Twilight tilted her head to the side and looked at you curiously. "Is there something you should tell me, Anon?"

You looked into Twilight's big beautiful eyes with tears falling down your cheeks. "I'm so sorry Twilight. You must hate me now. Just know that I love you, for what it's worth."

Her jaw dropped in shock and her eyes widened in alarm. You turned to walk away and pulled up your pants. You walked to the front door of the Golden Oaks Library intending to leave. You opened the door and made to leave.

However, the moment you made one step outside the door you were unceremoniously lifted into the air by a deep pink glow. Subsequently, she quickly pulled you closer to her with her magic, and she pressed her lips against your face and began to feverishly make out with you.

You were taken completely by surprise as her large equine tongue entered your mouth and began swirling about. Weakly, you only managed to lick the underside of her tongue with your own in return. You raised your right hand and began to pet the back of her neck affectionately, earning yourself a deep throaty moan from her. Tears of joy fell down your cheeks, Twilight loved you back. You didn't care that you actually partially tasted your own reproductive liquid in her mouth.

Wet smooching sounds filled the room as you, the human, and the pony passionately made out. It almost felt time itself had stopped during your kiss. You don’t know how long you kissed, until, eventually she parted lips with you. A strand of both of your saliva connected your departing lips.

“Time to get back to examining my body, my love,” she said in a hot breathy voice.

You got yourself in a better, more comfortable position on your knees, you then roamed your right hand over her face, feeling up her soft fur. The mare smiled back at you, blushing profusely with her cheeks lighting up with a pink colour. You could see her tail wagging from side to side in happiness as you pet her.

The mare gasped when you grabbed her horn. Her horn felt hard like a stone in your grasp. You could see deep pink sparks of magic sparking out from the top of her horn.

“Careful, Anon! If you give me a hornjob, there’s a chance, I may unleash a spell by accident. It’s non-deadly, but you may end up pushed back a little.”

“That’s a chance, I am willing to take.”

With that, you jerked your hand up and down her horn, causing Twilight to moan helplessly. The mare’s eyes rolled to the back of her skull, and her tongue lolled out of her mouth, drooling profusely. However, you saw a bubble of magic begin to grow on top of her horn, alarmed, you pulled your hand away to stop her from unleashing a spell.

“Oh my… that was close,” she said in a low, breathless voice, the bubble of magic on her horn, vanishing from sight. Her eyes returned back to normal, as she looked at you with dreamy eyes.

You reached your right hand down and began to rub her neck. The mare gasped, arching her back, and craning her neck back to unleash a heated moan. You heard a splash of liquid from behind her hit the floor. You were bombarded by the scent of her arousal.

Smiling, you moved onto her back, feeling up her soft fur, by tenderly moving your hand back and forth over her back. Your hand nearly made contact with her plump rump as it stroked back and forth over her back. The mare’s legs became shaky from your tender back rubs before she came tumbling over. Like a knight in shining armor, you grabbed her mid-fall and took her into your arms. The mare uttered a happy whinny when you did so.

You turned her over onto her back and used your right hand to begin rubbing her belly. Twilight cried out a loud neigh when you began feverishly rubbing her belly. Your hand went back and forth over her, from the top of her fluffy chest to the bottom of her lower torso, where it made contact with her two, small, teacup-sized crotch-tits.

You could feel your pants become soaking wet from the near-constant orgasms she unleashed upon you, while she moaned helplessly from your tender belly rubs. You rubbed, rubbed, rubbed, and rubbed her belly for quite some time, before eventually moving on. The mare whined sadly when she saw you no longer rubbing her belly. The mare looked up at you with a pouty face, frowning grumpily. That frown soon turned upside down when you began moving your hand up her right leg, feeling up her strong, equine leg. You admired the muscular strength of her leg, yet it felt soft with her soft fur slipping through your fingers.

Eventually, you reached the bottom of her leg, where you made contact with her soft, spongy feeling hoof. Her flexible hoof came to cup itself around your hand, holding it as if it was a hand like your own. You turned to look at Twilight, you could see her lips were pursed for another kiss, you decided to answer the call, by leaning down to leave a soft, brief kiss on her lips, before pulling away.

The mare gave you a look of disappointment. She clearly wanted a longer kiss.

“Sorry, Twilight. I really want to examine your ass now.”

The mare giggled happily, jumping onto her four legs, she quickly turned around and presented you her plump rump. She moved her tail to the side, to give you a perfect view of her meaty assets. On top, you could see her light pink plump-semi-donut-like ponut (or asshole) just under her tail. Below her ponut you could see her winking, soaking wet folds of her light pink marehood. Further down, you could see her light pink teacup-sized crotch-tits hanging down between her hind legs. Upon her plump, meaty asscheeks you could see her cutie marks.

Your jaw dropped at the sheer beauty of her ass. You wasted no time, and positioned yourself behind her, pulling down your pants in quick succession, and bringing your massive cock forward between her asscheeks to hot dog it. At the same time, your hands came to rest upon her cutie marks, sinking into the plush, bubbly softness of her ass by a good few inches, before meeting her strong muscles underneath.

You rocked your hips back and forth, grinding your huge cock back and forth over her lovely cheeks. The mare for her part squeezed her asscheeks together, giggling and moaning as she did so.

“Hehe! Are you just going to hot dog me, or are you going to put it in?” The mare gasped when she saw you pull your right hand back, and deliver a hard slap to her buttcheek, this came with a wonderful meaty slapping sound as her fat cheek smacked against the other one with a loud meaty slapping sound of flesh, slapping against flesh. “Mmmmm! Ooooh!” she moaned.

You pulled your hips back and lined up your member with her soaking wet sex. You looked to Twilight, you saw the pleading, puppy-dog-eyed look in her beautiful eyes. That's all you needed to know. So with that, you pushed forward, slowly and gently as you pushed your massive cock into her sex. Her marehood welcomed your cock inside with a tight squeeze, you gasped at the feeling of her strong, wet, soft walls of her sex clamping down on your thick cock head. You took a deep breath and pushed onward, driving inch, after inch of your long and thick cock into her at a snail’s pace.

Her sex felt absolutely divine. You could feel her strong, vaginal walls squeezing down hard upon your large invader slowly pushing into her. She was so tight, it was unbelievable. But you were slowly, but surely making progress. Twilight for her part was moaning in pure bliss, and making horsey sounds as you gradually penetrated her with your massive cock.

Your heavy balls came to smack against her lovely backside when you finally bottomed out inside her, giving her all twenty inches of your huge cock into her wonderful sex. You could not move for the moment, however, the sheer wonderful; wet, strong softness of her sex squeezing down on your large cock drove you crazy.

You leaned down over the mare, and she leaned forward, looking back at you. The two of you came to enter a passionate kiss. Your lips merely pressed together, no tongues this time. But it was no less passionate. You could feel her soft, plump lips against your own. She ended up kissing a good bit more than just your lips, you could feel her lips touching off your chin, and above your mouth a good bit.

The mare whined sadly when you abruptly pulled away, a look of disappointment on her face. This was short-lived as you pulled your hips back by a good few inches, before thrusting forward and leaving a hard thrust against her backside, this came accompanied by a meaty slapping sound. She gasped, and then she moaned in bliss.

Encouraged, you began to rock your hips back and forth against her lovely rump, repeatedly slamming your heavy balls against her backside with hard thrusts against her plump rump. Loud meaty slapping sounds could be heard as you thrust back and forth against her lovely rump. Her rump jiggled about like jello from the hard impacts of your thrusts against her. In addition, the violent movements of your thrusts caused her cheeks to clap together with loud meaty slapping sounds repeatedly.

You roamed your hands over her plump rump, feeling up her plush, bubbly softness as you thrust back and forth against her. You could see the depressions you left on her cheeks quickly fading away when you moved your hands to another part of her plush butt. The places your hands had left her buttcheeks soon returned into a perfectly smooth shape like that of a still lake.

You gasped, finding yourself close. “Twilight, I can’t last much longer, unless you give me some magical aid or something,” she answered your request by magically gripping your balls, the glow spreading up your shaft, giving you a massive jolt.

“Give it to me, Anon! Don’t hold back!” she cried out.

You pulled back far, taking about 15 inches of your 20-inch long cock from out of her, before slamming home into her, and you came hard, really hard. Your cum exploded inside her like a volcano eruption. Thick, creamy human spunk came spilling into the beautiful unicorn’s sex. The two of you moaned aloud during your release, you could feel her powerful marehood squeezing down hard on your cock, trying to coax you to unleash additional waves of your cum into her.

The two of you gasped when Twilight’s cutie marks glowed with blinding light. The mare surged upward in height, jumping up to about six and a half feet. She was now about 6 inches taller than you. You found yourself pushed backward as her ass became significantly larger. And with a flash, a pair of feathery wings spontaneously appeared on her back. She was now an alicorn, in thanks to you. You fucked her through her alicornation, the size of her even larger rump drove you onward to do so. She seemed even larger than Princess Celestia now.

You rocked your hips back and forth, releasing spurt, after spurt of your cum into the alicorn before you. Until, eventually, you ran dry, and your cock began to soften inside her. You pulled out of her and pulled your pants up. You made to stand next to her right flank and made to reach your right hand upward to touch her soft, feathery wings. The mare gasped at the feeling, her wings flaring out from your tender touch. Somehow, her wings felt even softer than her fur.

The mare sighed sadly when you abruptly pulled your hand away from her wings. “How about that blowjob?” you asked.

The mare giggled happily and subsequently teleported the both of you into her bedroom. You were stripped of all your clothes, and the now much larger Twilight lay between your legs. The mare wasted no time and began to lick your flaccid cock, quickly bringing it back to full mast.

“Now, as a good marefriend I must suck your cock all night long,” she said sternly.

You sighed sadly. “I only wish you could do it forever,” you said in a low voice.

“Actually, I can. Alicorns can make their lovers immortal, just like them. Now shut up my silly little human, and let your marefriend suck your cock to celebrate our love and my alicornation.”

You simply nodded.