EASOTF: Assemble

by Kitsune_Kenshi

First published

Angel Bunny created an armed animal special force.

Angel Bunny, the stubborn, asshole, and a badass bunny, suddenly disappeared without a single trace. 5 years later, during a manticore attack, the Mane six found the missing rabbit. But he changed, both surprising and terrifying.

Not only his personalities changed, his way of speaking (yes they do talk in this alternate Equestria) changed as well, not to mention those strange yet dangerous killing machines Angel brought back. After recovering from his return, he decided to create something that nopony or creatures could ever thought of; Equestrian Animal Special Operation Task Force.

What happened to him during those 5 years?

The Return (Part 1)

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It had been over 5 years since that incident, Ponyville lost a unique pet, many thought that he's dead. It all started five years ago, when Princess Twilight tested a portal spell that leads to other dimensions, but something went wrong and it created a giant wormhole. Unfortunately that day, Angel Bunny was near Twilight's castle, he never saw the wormhole coming. It was so quick, the wormhole ended 10 seconds after its formation, and the bunny is no where to be seen.


After 3 years of searching endlessly, the mane six were told that Angel has been confirmed dead instead of missing, it wretched their hearts, especially Fluttershy's. After having funerals for Angel, the ponies continued on with their daily lives, but each wished that Angel is alive, and that he'll come back one day.


Their prayers were heard and answered.

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(Present Time)


A terrifying roar shook the entire town of Ponyville, the burning houses, craters, and blood pools were everywhere. Just a few minutes ago, three unusually large sized Manticore came charging out of the Everfree Forest after a magical explosion that happened before. It created some kind of portal, and the magic that came from the portal must've affected the three manticores living nearby. It turned their sizes and drove them mad. Now they're rampaging throughout Ponyville.

"BUCK!" Rainbow Dash cursed as one of the Manticores swiped a three-spry house in one swift strike, sending a few ponies in it flying out. Luckily, Dash caught them before they fall towards their deaths. Placing the ponies to the safe area, Dash and the rest of the mane five began to circle the manticores. Twilight and Rarity is using their magic to keep the manticores steady, Pinkie is using five of her party cannons that she pulled out from... You know what? No, don't ask. Applejack tied Manticores' scorpion tails into dead knot while trying to pull them down, Flutterhsy is evacuating the civilians, while Rainbow Dash is bucking the Manticores, trying to keep them in one place until Twilight finds the correct teleportation spell to sent them away.

"Twi! Did ya find ta spell yet?!" Applejack shouted, sweating and panting from the exhaustion, "Ah don't think we can hold this much longer!"

"Almost there!" Twilight shouted, "Just a few more---"

The Manticores let out an ear-piercing roar, then the three of them suddenly sprang up and tossed the mane six in different direction, slamming them hard on the ground.

Then the leading Manticore snarled at a whimpering Fluttershy shaking hard on the floor, bruises and dust can be visible on her plane yellow coat. And seeing this pissed off a veeeery dangerous friend of her's that the Manticores never thought of.

The Manticore then grabbed the poor shy pegasus and lifted her upward, opening his mouth with fangs that could easily chomp off 10 layers of armor plates.

"FLUTTERSHY!!!" Her friends watched in horror as the Manticore prepared to swallow her whole. Then something random and unexpected happened.

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"TALLY HOO!!!" An unfamiliar teenage male voice rang as a shadow suddenly hopped in and bucked the Manticore right on its jaws, everypony winced at the sound of the nasty bone cracking. The Manticore roared in pain and anger as it dropped the passed out Pegasus onto the floor. The Mane five rushed to her side and pulled her to a. safe distance as they watched in awe at who Fluttershy's savior is. Surprisingly, he's not a pony. He's at least 5 feet one, white fur covered his body, two long thin ears popped out from his helmet, a pair of feet that looks like a rabbit, and a bunny tail...

"ANGEL?!" Rainbow Dash guessed his name first.

"Not now Dash!" he said, not turning to meet her, and to her shock, he talked, "Have some business to do!"

The manticores recovered from the damage caused by Angel's buck and now snarling at him. Angel had a motionless look, he then made a fighting pose, and to everypony's shock, he pointed the finger at the beast.

"Come at me you ugly motherfucker." Angel said in his best Schwarzenegger tone.

The beast roared before charging towards the humanoid rabbit, Angel waited for the right moment before suddenly hopped 10 feet in the air and landed on top of the beast's back.

"Nuh uh uh!" he then elbowed the beast's spine, breaking it in half and killing the Manticore instantly. The other two were hesitant to attack, seeing the horrible fate of their comrade, but Angel never gave them a chance to rethink their actions. Whoever hurt his friends, Angel will put them in his death list. Angel landed a hard punch on their muzzle, breaking their nose. Then he hopped back onto the ground.

Angel then grabbed a black box-like thing from his back with a dark pipe sticking out of it, he pointed at the Manticore.

"Adios!" Then with three bursts of thunder, three bloody holes appeared on its forehead, the Manticore was dead before it even knows what killed itself. The last Manticore started to panic and ran away.

"Now, now you pussy cat! (No offense to those who likes cat)", Angel had that evil grin on his face, "Leave so soon? I don't think so." Then he grabbed another long metal-pipe thing from his back with a smaller pipe mounted on top of it. After aiming at the Manticore for about three seconds, another crack of thunderclap and the Manticore's head exploded like a Watermelon.

"Whooo!" Angel let out a cry, "HAHA! Good to be back!"

"A...Angel?" a soft, yet terrified voice sounded behind him, who he immediately recognized as his ex-master's, "I...Is that y-you?"

Angel rabbit turned and faced the jaw-dropped mane six, "Oh hey girls," he said, "miss me?"

Before he could react, he was tackled onto the ground by a blur of yellow, "Oh! Angel!" Fluttershy sobbed on his shoulder, "I-I n-n-never t-thought I-I w-would s-see you again..."

Now it's his turn to pat Fluttershy's back, "There, there, Shy. I'm right here."

After confronting Fluttershy, Angel turned to the mane five, "Guess I have some explanations to do eh?"

The Return (Part 2) The Q & A

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Angel never really thought of ever returning to his home land, ever since he arrived on that cruel and violent planet inhabited by some bipedal creatures called themselves humans. All of his innocent and positive thoughts were crushed during his stay there, witnessing murders, genocides, terrorism, and brutal battles. Luckily, he was take care of by a man named Price. Putting all the good and bad memories aside, Angel began to answer the questions the mane six bombarded him with.

What's with the helmet? I've never seen any kind of helmet like that." Rainbow Dash asked, studying the details of Angel's helmet, "And what's with the strange markings?"

"These are called the Kevlar helmet, made of special materials that can shield my head from the shards." Angel explained, "And those markings on the helmet are called camouflages, it allows me to blend into the environment without being seen by enemies."

"Oh my, poor bunny, how did you get that scar?" Fluttershy looked hurt just by laying her eyes on the fearsome scar that runs along Angel's right eye.

Angel sighed, "Sorry Shy, that's from when I was captured by the Talibans and was tortured, I almost lost that eyes; luckily Price and his men came in and got me out of that hell before they do shits to me." Angel said, ignoring the winces from the mane six from his cusses, "And that's not the worst; I got my left arm and right feet blown off by landmines and a motor round, thsoe you saw attached to me were actually cyborg." He then clicked opened his cyborg limbs, revealing the wires and metals inside, Fluttershy on verge of tears, Angel notices.

"Seriously Shy, I'm not that weak. I'm not even a bunny no more." Angel rolled his eyes before patting his ex-master on her back.

"Sorry about your limbs Angel," Twilight said, studying his cyborg limbs, "but the hoo-man technologies are so advanced!"

"It's called "humans", and they got more advanced technologies than cyborg limbs." Angel said, "They've got planes; machines that could fly without flapping its wings."

"What?!" Rainbow raised her eyebrows, "That's not possible. And I bet none of them can beat me! The fastest flier of Equestria!"

"Sorry to crush your dream but," Angel said flatly, "planes have this machine mounted in them called engines, there's propellers that spins outside of them that allows them to take off and fly, the pilots just have to set in the cockpit to fly them. And by the way, Rainbow, you creates a Sonic Rainboom only by flying downward and reaching Mach 1. Guess what, there's another type of aircraft called jets, or fighter jets; they uses jet engines that creates hot gases that allows them to fly way faster than you. For example, there's this intercepter called Mig-25 that can fly three times faster than the speed of sound. And the F-35B, it can perform a vertical take off without gliding or using propellers. They mostly flies two times faster than the speed of sound. Performing super sonic cruise isn't a problem at all. By the way, I wouldn't recommend you racing against fighter jets, nor flying inside one; if your body isn't fit enough, the G-Forces would crush you like an ant." Angel's enjoying the shocked and dumbfounded expression on their mares' faces, "Trust me, I tried that once and being slowly crushed by 11Gs is NO fun."

Seeing the confused faces on them, Angel sighed and explained some military words of terms like G-Forces, codes, and a short history of how he and this "Price" met.

"So I woke up in a building, in a massive fire, I was suffocating, luckily I saw a few bipedal creatures came by. One of them spotted me and immediately called for his friends. They first thought I was a stuff toy or a lost pet, but... heh heh, you should've seen their faces when I talked; Priceless. Anyway, they did not turn me in or anything, the leader is the man I've been talking about, Captain Price, took me in and treated me like his son. He taught me to speak in English, writing, reading, and military stuff. After 5 years of fighting, I slowly grew into a normal human teenager size due to the growth spurt they have in their foods. And before I returned here, Price and his allies created a wormhole system, but before I stepped in we're attacked by terrorists----", Angel was cut off by Dash.

"Uh, sorry for interrupting but what are terrorists? You kept repeating that.", she asked.

"Terrorists are a bunch of illegal armed forces that threatens the governments by hurting innocents and civilians, sometimes kidnapping them, torture them, or kill them. I was one of their victims." Angel said, the mares flinched due to the part that the terrorists uses civilians as meat shields and hostages, "They're some real badass assholes, stubborn as fuck. The ones me and Price faced were called Talibans, and you DO NOT want to fall into their hands. Anyway, we were attacked by the terrorists, Price and his men managed to hold them off until I completely stepped into the wormhole. But I believe that they made it out alive; I never doubted Price and his men."

"Angel, how about we talk more in my castle," Twilight said, "Celestia's sun won't wait for us."

"Lead the way." Angel said.