A creature called a Devil Dog comes to Equestria from a distant land over seas.
A creature that has never been seen before comes to Equestria from an island over seas and makes port after dark. Nopony has ever seen a creature like this until three fillies find him in an abandoned mansion. Nothing is known about this creature, there is nothing about him in any of Princess Twilight's books for information on it. So there is no other choice, they have to get the information from the creature.
After their land had been completely destroyed by the wendigo’s and only one survivor managed to escape, a creature called a devil dog, named Kahmey sailed to the land of equestria. Kahmey made port after dark as to not be seen by the pony folk he spotted on the land. He traveled for hours without resting until he ran into a crazy forest, there he found a shack and decided to rest in it since he was nearly out of breath. It was nearing nightfall again so Kahmey wanted to get a move on, he walked right into a town, the sign read “Ponyville” so he thought he might find a better area to sleep or live. When he got deeper into Ponyville he saw a large house that had been abandoned, he wanted to make sure it was abandoned first before he settled into it. He saw the danger sign on the wide open door so he knew the place had to be abandoned. Kahmey did a search around the house to make sure no one was in the house before laying down, he found no one in any of the rooms. He then went back to the first bedroom he looked in and went to sleep. The next morning he was awakened by some fillies playing around the area, so went over to the window to see what was going on. He saw the fillies and decided to watch them. While he was doing so he noticed how much fun they were having and remembered the fun times him and his father had together.
“Father look at me!” “I see you there son.” “Oh boy this is fun!”
But his flashback was broken by one of the fillies saying they should go play in the house. Kahmey realized they were talking about the house he was in and ran upstairs to hide as to not be spotted by the fillies. He heard the door shut, he peaked around the corner and saw that they were inside.
One of the three fillies said
“Let’s make this our clubhouse Apple Bloom.” ”I don’t know Scootaloo didn’t you see the sign on the door as we walked in? The one that said danger?” Scootaloo replied to Apple Bloom not even caring about the danger sign. ”Yeah but I’m always prepared for danger.”
Kahmey knew they weren’t leaving anytime soon and hid in the old broom closet. The fillies heard the closet door shut and decided to go up the stairs and check it out.
”It came from upstairs.” Scootaloo confirmed. ”Let’s go check it out.” Scootaloo demanded
”I don’t know, I mean what if that was the owner of this place?” said Apple Bloom.
”But what if it was nothing, what if a draft just blew a door shut?” Sweetie Bell questioned.
The three fillies decided to go check out the upstairs area. Kahmey could hear them walking up the stairs. They passed the door to the closet he was in and when their hoofsteps got distant he found it to be a good opportunity to make a break for it, he peaked out the door to make sure they weren’t looking, and when he saw them go into one of the other bedrooms he quietly went down the stairs, unfortunately a creaky step at the bottom of the staircase got the attention of the three fillies and startled them, he heard them running so he ran and hid in the kitchen. When the fillies got to the front door they were unable to get it open, Kahmey heard them crying for help, the crying lasted for 30 minutes so Kahmey thought he should help these fillies out. When the fillies saw Kahmey and noticed his red eyes they ran and hid upstairs around the corner, Kahmey didn’t mean to scare them but he couldn’t let them be stuck in this house, he knew there was a reason for the danger sign on the door and he especially didn’t want them to get hurt in here so he looked to make sure there was no one around and proceeded to pry the door open so that the fillies could get out. When he got the door open he ran back into the kitchen. When Sweetie Bell, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo saw him run they decided that since he didn’t chase them he wasn’t what they thought he was. They saw him cowering under the moldy table in the kitchen and walked up to him carefully.
”What are you?” Scootaloo asked. ”I-I’m a d-d-de-devil d-d-dog.” Kahmey stuttered. ”What’s your name?” Apple Bloom asked. ”Kahmey.” ”Why are you in this dump?” Sweetie Bell asked Kahmey.
Kahmey decided these fillies weren’t a threat to him, so he proceeded to tell them his story of why he ended up in the rotten house.
”It’s a rather long story. I’ll tell you if want me to.” ”Sure!” the fillies all said.
”Okay. It all started when creatures called wendigo’s infected my people’s island brought there by all the hate that was going on around the place, freezing my father and the entire land so I had to get away as soon as possible, so I ran to the harbor that was closest to my town and got onboard the largest ship I could find, the Silent Mary had the most supplies and was already prepared for departure, so I got on board, cut the ropes and sailed for a land that was green and not frozen by wendigo magic. Looking at the map Equestria was the closest land I could plot a course to, so I sailed there and made port after dark as to not be seen by pony folk and traveled for miles without resting. I reached the forest just at the edge of your town, and found a dilapidated shack that I could rest in. The next night fell so I decided to see if there was a better place to rest in, like a barn with hay or something, so after twenty minutes of sneaking around I came across this place. I searched the entire house to make sure it was really abandoned. When i found no one I remembered the sign on the door and realized, why would anyone want to live in a place that’s apparently dangerous, so I went to bed in the first bedroom I investigated. This morning I was woken up by you three playing out front, I went over to the window to see what was going on, I saw how much fun you fillies were having and had a flashback to when I was just puppy. Then you three decided to come in here, I kept hiding from ya’ll until you three went to the door and couldn’t open it, so I came out from hiding to assist you three in getting out, and now here we are.”
Kahmey’s story was over and the fillies were speechless.
”I can’t believe that happened to you on your land” said Scootaloo.
Sweetie Bell and Apple Bloom were still speechless.
”Apple Bloom!” ”Sweetie Bell!” AppleJack and Rarity yelled, looking for their sisters.
”Someone is looking for y’all.” said Kahmey. ”But the story was just getting started.” The cmc all said at once.
AppleJack and Rarity heard the three and went into the house looking for them. They looked towards the kitchen and saw the fillies talking to Kahmey and were instantly worried about them.
”Apple Bloom, Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo what is that?” AppleJack said in a frightened tone.
”This is our new friend Kahmey.” Apple Bloom stated. ”But what is she?” Rarity asked. ”He, Kahmey is a he.” said Sweetie Bell. ”Oh pardon me sir. What are you?” questioned Rarity. ”I’m a devil dog.” said Kahmey.
AppleJack and Rarity wanted their sisters out of that house and now.
”Apple Bloom lets go who knows what that thing will do to you and your friends.” ”NO!” the cmcs yelled. ”What! You don’t talk to your sister that way.” said both mares in an angered tone. ”You two need to get to know this canine before we come anywhere with you two.” Sweetie Bell stated. ”I agree.” said Apple Bloom ”I’m with them.” Scootaloo also said taking her friends’ side. ”But what if he eats us?” Rarity asked frightened. ”We’ve been in here for at least an hour and a half and he hasn’t eaten us.” Apple Bloom stated. ”Yeah he even forced the front door open for us, it was stuck shut.” Sweetie Bell said confirming that Kahmey wasn’t a pony eating dog. ”Well at least let me go get Fluttershy.” said AppleJack. “Fine.” the cmcs sighed.
AppleJack went to Fluttershy’s cottage and asked her come to the old house.
”Why do I need to come to that old place? It’s dark, dusty and it looks haunted.” asked Fluttershy. ”Because my sister and her friends are in there with a dog that I can’t explain and won’t come out until we get to know him better.” AppleJack stated. ”Oh, okay well I suppose I could come over to the abandoned house and see.” said Fluttershy walking out with AppleJack. When they got to the old house Fluttershy hesitated to walk inside but she went in anyhow. The cmc had already gotten Kahmey back in the room with them. Rarity was still scared stiff of Kahmey. Fluttershy took a good long look at Kahmey and he didn’t seem to be a threat to her since he had been looking at her and didn’t come at her once.
Fluttershy finished her good long look at Kahmey and asked a question.
“You’re not gonna harm me are you?” Fluttershy said in fear. “Why would I do that?” Kahmey asked in confusion. “Well you’re big and you have sharp teeth also your mouth is rather large.” Fluttershy stated. “I don’t understand.” Kahmey said laying down on the living room carpet. “Well you’re a dog of some breed and dogs normally eat meat.” Fluttershy said continuing to confuse Kahmey. “Well if I wanted to do such a thing don’t you think I would have done it by now?” Kahmey asked Fluttershy.
The conversation between Fluttershy and Kahmey lasted for thirty minutes before Rarity interrupted asking Kahmey why he came to Ponyville.
“Excuse me Kahmey, why did you come to Ponyville? I mean you’re obviously not from around here.” Asked Rarity. “Well, I’m not even from Equestria. I’m from overseas. My home land was destroyed by wendigo’s. They turned my home island into a winter wasteland so I had to move to another land fast. If you want to see how I got here look at Equestria harbor, look for the vessel with Silent Mary written on the back.” said Kahmey.
Rarity actually shed a tear at Kahmey’s statement. Even Fluttershy found it to be very sad. The ponies and Kahmey had a long conversation. AppleJack and Rarity no longer saw Kahmey as a vicious beast ready to have them for a meal any minute. AppleJack even offered to take Kahmey to the best restaurant in town. Kahmey declined, stating a reason.
“No thanks, I don’t want to have ponies panicking.” Kahmey stared. “Don’t worry Kahmey we’ll let them know, you’re not what they think if that happens.” said AppleJack. “Well I am rather famished, what does the restaurant have?” asked Kahmey. “Only the best of the best.” said Rarity “Cucumber sandwiches?” Kahmey asked “Oh absolutely.” Rarity said with a surprised tone. “Alright then can you get me two, oh and if y’all have a hardware store in town, could you get me a mop and bucket of water, some cleaning solutions and some washcloths while you’re at it?” asked Kahmey with intentions of cleaning up the old house. “Sure why?” Rarity asked “I’m gonna clean up the kitchen and dining area before we eat.” Kahmey stated. “Definitely a good idea.” Rarity exclaimed
So AppleJack and Fluttershy went out and ordered the sandwitches and a few other meals while Rarity went to the hardware store and picked up the cleaning products, she grabbed a mop, a bucket, some washcloths, some disinfectants and floor cleaner so that Kahmey could prepare the dining area. The cmc stayed at the old house with Kahmey and had a conversation. They were suddenly interrupted by a visiter who overheard them. The cmcs looked over at the door and saw princess Twilight in the doorway asking
“Apple Bloom, Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo? I hear you in here, who are y’all talking to.?” She asked “Princess Twilight?” They all said at once. “Yes who are y’all talking to?” she asked once again. “Just a new friend we made. “Oh another friend, where are they?” said Twilight. “In the kitchen.” said Sweetie Bell. “You can meet him but he’s a little shy around other ponies.” Scootaloo stated. “Oh, well he doesn’t have to be scared around me.” Twilight reassured. When she looked into the kitchen she was actually shocked. She had never seen a creature like Kahmey before. But she introduced herself anyway.
“Hello sir I’m Twilight Sparkle, the princess of friendship here to spread and encourage friendship between other creatures and ponies and I’m happy you’ve made friends with these fillies.” said Twilight. “Oh hello, your majesty.” said Kahmey bowing to the alicorn. “No need for bowing sir.” said Twilight. “So what’s your name?” asked Twilight. “My name is Kahmey, I’m a devil dog, and right now I’m just waiting on AppleJack, Fluttershy and Rarity to get here with some sandwiches and cleaning products so we can have a meal together.” said Kahmey. “Wow so you’ve already made more than three friends.” said Twilight in an excited tone. “I guess so.” said Kahmey. “Mind if I join you?” Twilight asked “Why not, I’m sure one of us can split a sandwich with you.” Kahmey said granting Twilight the permission.
When AppleJack, Fluttershy and Rarity got back they quickly noticed that Twilight had joined Kahmey and the cmc.
“Twilight, what are you doing here?” AppleJack asked “Oh I’m just here to see Apple Bloom’s, Sweetie Bell’s and Scootaloo’s new friend and honestly I haven’t even been around Kahmey but a few minutes and I’m already proud of him.” said Twilight. “Well at least we have more company, and Kahmey here are those cleaning products you needed.” said Rarity “Thank you Rarity, the kitchen and dining area will be cleaned momentarily.” Kahmey stated. Seven minutes passed and the ponies were called into the kitchen and they were astounded by how good the kitchen and dining area was made in such little time.
“It’s-it’s-it’s gorgeous.” said Rarity “So this is what was being hidden under all that filth.” Said AppleJack. “This is now fit to sit down for a meal.” said Twilight. So the ponies and their new friend sat down and enjoyed their sandwiches while they all got to know each other.
During the meal Kahmey was given some advice by Twilight, she wanted to encourage him to go out into public and not fear anypony.
“You know Kahmey, it's not so bad in Ponyville. You don't have to be afraid to go out.” Twilight stated “I'm not afraid to go out, I'm afraid of causing a panic. I would feel very bad if I frightened other ponies.” Kahmey explained “I don't think you'll cause a panic if you just keep a steady pace and if ponies do get scared just come and get me and I will talk to them.” Twilight replied
After the ponies left Kahmey proceeded to clean up the rest of the house. He took Twilight’s advice given to him during the meal that he shouldn’t be so afraid to go out into public, so after Kahmey got done cleaning the old house he went to get a job so he could fix up his new home. He got a job selling snacks at the flea market and after a couple weeks managed to raise enough bits for some oil to free up the rusty hinges on some of the doors and cabinets and some new boards to fix the weak spots in the floors. After a month passed his work paid off. The house that once looked condemned, now looked like the luxury mansion it really is. Twilight and her friends saw the work that Kahmey had done on the house and decided to pay him a visit. All they had to do was walk in the door and they were all astounded by what they just looked at. The home was no longer a dump but an official luxurious mansion fit to live in. Pinkie Pie of course just had to say it. “This calls for a party!” said Pinkie Pie. So they all had a party in Kahmey’s new place.
When the party was over the ponies went home but the cmcs requested a sleepover at Kahmey’s place. Of course the request was accepted. That same night Kahmey and the cmc had an evening of fun board games, chips and dip and drawing. When they turned in for the night the cmcs had the best night’s rest they had ever had. The beds were filled with pure cotton and the sheets were real sheep’s wool. They didn’t want to leave but they knew they had to the next day. When morning came, Kahmey decided to take the fillies out for breakfast before they went home.
“Hay sandwiches anypony?” Kahmey asked “Yeah!” The cmcs were excited.
When they got done with breakfast Kahmey took them home. Of course they really didn’t want to leave.
”Kahmey do we have to go home?” Sweetie Bell asked ”Yes, I can’t keep you three.” Kahmey replied
After Kahmey got the fillies back to their homes he went straight to work to sell his home made biscuits Everypony loved Kahmey’s biscuits and always overpaid him for them. Later at the Ponyville Flea Market he noticed Princess Twilight she was one stand away from his biscuit bar, she approached his counter and asked for a sample.
”Hello Kahmey, could I get a sample please?” Twilight asked. ”Sure.” said Kahmey He gave her the biscuit sample and she felt fireworks when she tasted just how good Kahmey’s biscuit was. ”Kahmey this is amazing. Do you have any other recipes for anything else?” Twilight asked ”Yeah I have a whole book of Pizza recipes, pancake recipes, waffles and then some still on my ship.” Kahmey replied. ”Well you could totally open a successful bakery with this kind of cooking and it could be Canterlot level success.” Twilight recommended. ”Where is Canterlot?” Kahmey asked. ”You see that place on the mountain over there in the distance?” A random pony pointed out. ”Yes.” Kahmey replied ”That’s Canterlot.“ replied the random pony.
So Kahmey started thinking about it when he got home. He thought long and hard about Twilight’s recommendation for him to open a restaurant in Canterlot. His thought process lasted all night long. When he woke up the next morning he decided he would do so. He got up and made breakfast, when he finished he went and got directions to Twilight’s castle so he could tell her about his decision. They boarded the train to Canterlot and set off. When they got there Twilight told Kahmey about getting Princess Celestia’s approval. ”Okay first thing we have to do is go and get Princess Celestia’s approval for you’re bakery.” said Twilight. ”Okay but I’m kinda nervous.” Kahmey replied ”Don’t be, I always tell her about those I’m proud of. Plus I had my dragon Spike send her some of your biscuits yesterday. She wrote back that they were nothing like she ever had.” Twilight stated. “It’s not just that, I don’t know anyone here, what if they think I’m a danger to their lives? What if I don’t make business due to my appearance?“ Kahmey stated in concern. “Don’t worry, after we get Celestia’s approval I’ll draw in the customers.“ Twilight reasured.
So they went to the castle and spoke to Princess Celestia about Kahmey and him wanting to open a restaurant in Canterlot. When Twilight talked to Celestia she requested to see Kahmey. “Can I see this Kahmey pony?“ Celestia asked. “Oh he’s not a pony. He’s called a devil dog.“ Twilight replied. “I would still like to see him though.“ Celestia assured. So Twilight brought Kahmey in and Princess Celestia was curious about him and asked Twilight if she had done any research on devil dogs. “Twilight have you done any research on his species?“ Celestia asked. “Yes mam but none of my books had anything on them. I looked in the books at yours and Luna’s old castle and found nothing, so I’m short hoofed on information except for what I gained off of Kahmey here.” Twilight replied. ”Well it doesn’t really matter that much, after what you sent me I have no other answer than yes he can totally open up a bakery here in Canterlot.” Celestia said approving the idea. So Kahmey and Twilight went through Canterlot, searching for the perfect place for the bakery. They came across an old building and Kahmey instantly said it. ”This the perfect place for me to open my bakery in.” said Kahmey ”Are you sure about this one?” Twilight questioned. ”Yes. I’m quite sure.” Kahmey confirmed.
So Kahmey bought the building, did some restoration work and opened the bakery business swarmed in when Twilight brought in the customers. Everypony was fascinated when they tasted the baked goods Kahmey had made. From that day Kahmey was making a fortune, but he wasn’t as happy with the fortune as ponies may have thought. He only wanted to give to ponies not take. When it was closing time and he had closed the shop up for the night he went and got a train to Equestria harbor so he could get something from his ship. He went to the cargo hold and grabbed something his people had invented for the purpose of getting on roofs to clean chimneys, it was a pair of flying boots, he put the air blaster into the back and and made his way back to his home in Ponyville, when he passed the house in the clouds he caught the attention of his friend RainbowDash who saw him speed through the sky and followed him home. When he descended and reached the ground RainbowDash called for him.
”Hey Kahmey.” She yelled ”Yeah.” He replied ”That was awesome. How did you do that?” said RainbowDash ”Flying boots, my people invented them so the we wouldn’t have to use a ladder to get on top of our houses to clean our chimneys.” Kahmey stated ”If they’re designed to get you on top of roofs then how were you able to go so fast with them?” RainbowDash asked ”There is a toe button pad inside them and they are sensitive enough to where it doesn’t take much effort to accelerate them.” Kahmey stated. So him and RainbowDash had a good long conversation about flying and found that they had a good amount in common.
The conversation lasted for twenty five minutes, then Kahmey went inside to go to bed, he had a long day ahead of him tomorrow. The next morning, he wanted to be well rested so that he would be prepared to serve ponies his baked goods. When he woke up it was still dark outside but he didn’t care, he wanted to get to his bakery and start getting the food prepared. He made himself some quick pancakes and got a glass of milk out of the fridge, put the air blasters in his boots and took off to go to work. It was only five thirty in the morning when he got to his eatery so he had plenty of time to get the food ready and put on the counter. When the breakfast counter was finally all set it was already six AM, ponies actually started coming in, only this time it was rich and fancy ponies who came in to dine on Kahmey’s baked goods, and they were loving it and started paying well over two bits for each meal.
“Hey, y’all overpaid, by a lot.” said Kahmey. The one pony who responded who’s name was Fancy Pants said something that actually caught Kahmey’s attention. “You should be thankful your getting a lot of bits, that’s an amount that not many ponies make in even a week, plus your baking is worth way more than what we paid you.” said Fancy Pants. “What’s your name sir?” Kahmey asked “My name is Fancy Pants, I’m one of the richest ponies in Canterlot, of course I did say one of them.” said Fancy Pants. “Well if you insist that I just take what’s given to me then I guess I’ll just accept the bits y’all gave me.” said Kahmey. Fancy Pants left the bakery in a satisfied manner.
More ponies came in anxious to eat at Kahmey’s eatery and many had already been there the day before. This day even Princess Celestia came in for her breakfast with her sister Princess Luna and when they ordered they were very excited to eat what they had on their plate. When they took the first bite they were astounded by the taste that hit their taste buds and they congratulated Kahmey for what he had put on their plates. “Wow Kahmey you sure do know how to make a good meal, where did you learn to bake such luxurious food?” Princess Luna asked. “My Mama.” Kahmey replied. “Where is your mother Kahmey?” Princess Celestia asked. Kahmey’s eyes began to tear up as he told them what happened. “She was claimed by the wendigo’s that froze my home island.” Kahmey replied. Princess Celestia felt really bad for him. “I can see that it’s hard on you to think about it.” Celestia replied. “Yes, I loved my Mama, she was a good parent and I was devastated.” Kahmey said weeping. But Kahmey couldn’t let that get in the way of his work, so he just finished his shift and when it was over he went straight home. The next morning he woke up, made coffee and prepared for the weekend. Kahmey decided to make his way to Sweet Apple Acres. When he got there he saw AppleJack working and offered to help. AppleJack accepted. “That would be great, Big Macintosh is away on a delivery and Granny Smith can’t hardly buck, which brings to another question. How is your back leg power?” said AppleJack and to answer her question Kahmey went to AppleJack’s thickest apple tree with some baskets, he wound up and bucked the tree and in one go the baskets were filled past the rim. AppleJack’s jaw practically fell flat on the ground. “Just how strong are you?” AppleJack asked “Very.” Kahmey replied. AppleJack decided to put that to the test. “If you’re that strong then perhaps you can throw that boulder over there into the everfree forest.” AppleJack challenged. Kahmey picked up the boulder and threw it straight into the forest with no issues. AppleJack’s jaw fell open and her eyes widened. “Whoa! That was a boulder even Big Mac couldn’t move, and he’s the strongest in the family.” AppleJack exclaimed. So Kahmey helped her with the rest of the chores and when they were done he went to the boutique to see if Rarity needed any assistance.
When he knocked on the door Rarity announced her presence “We’re open.” Rarity stated. Kahmey walked in and Rarity was surprised to see Kahmey. “Oh Kahmey, what brings you to carousel boutique?” Rarity asked. “I’m here because I have very little to do today and was wondering if there was something I could help you with.?” Kahmey replied “Well there is one thing, I’m working on a new tuxedo and all of my dummies are in use.” Rarity stated. “I would be delighted to assist.” Kahmey said allowing Rarity to use him for a ponyquin. “One final touch. Sweet Celestia, you look fabulous in that.” said Rarity. “I do?” Kahmey questioned. “Oh absolutely. Look in the mirror.” Rarity said bringing the mirror over to Kahmey. “Oh, I do don’t I.” Kahmey replied. “Of course I’ll need to get the gold buttons.” said Rarity. “Not necessary. I have some of my father’s buttons on my ship.” Kahmey stated. “Oh well I can only guess they mean a lot to you.” said Rarity. “Yes. He gave them to me before freezing in a block due to the wendigo infestation.” Kahmey replied in tears. “Oh, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to upset you.” Rarity apologised. “It’s alright, I’m still just a little shook up over it.” Kahmey said lying through his sharp jagged teeth. “You don’t have to lie to me Kahmey, I know what it feels like to watch something be taken from you against your will.” Rarity replied. So another conversation went on between Kahmey and Rarity.
When they got done with their chat Kahmey went to Twilight’s castle to see if he could assist her in anyway. When he got to the door he saw a dragon walking out. The dragon froze in fear. “Hey young dragon, is Princess Twilight here.” Kahmey asked. The dragon started shaking. “No no no no need to fear me boy, I just wanted to ask her if she needs some assistance with anything.” Kahmey reassured the young dragon. “Oh okay.” the dragon replied. “So what’s your name young dragon?” Kahmey asked “S-Sp-Spike, and yours.?” Spike stuttered “My name is Kahmey. I’m a devil dog and I came from overseas. So is Princess Twilight here?” Kahmey repeated “Yes she’s here.” said Spike “Thanks so can I go in?” Kahmey asked. “Sure, as long as you don’t hurt her.” Spike said in fear for Twilight. “Don’t worry, me and Princess Twilight are friends.” Kahmey reassured once more.
So Kahmey went in and eventually found Twilight so he asked her if she needed assistance with anything and she said yes. “Oh Kahmey I’m glad you asked, I need these five books up there on that very top shelf.” said Twilight. So Kahmey brought the books up to the shelf using his flying boots. Twilight looked at Kahmey and questioned him “Wow Kahmey what are those?” Twilight questioned “Flying boots. The devil dogs invented them for getting onto roofs for cleaning out chimneys.” Kahmey said. “Well they sure seem to come in handy.” Twilight said intrigued.
So another conversation was struck up and it lasted for twenty minutes.
When the conversation ended Kahmey decided to go and see if Pinkie Pie needed any help with anything. He asked Twilight where Pinkie Pie lived. “Do you know where Pinkie Pie lives?” Kahmey asked. “Yes, she lives at SugarCube Corner.” Twilight replied So he made his way to SugarCube Corner to ask Pinkie if she needed assistance. Kahmey knocked on the door. Pinkie answered the door and instantly went into a state of excitement. “KAHMEY!” said Pinkie in an excited tone. “It’s nice to see you to Pinkie, it’s also nice to breathe as well.” Kahmey said trying to get a breath of air “Oh sorry, so what brings you to SugarCube Corner?” said Pinkie Pie “I’m here to see if I can offer some assistance.” Kahmey replied “Yes actually, I’m making some cupcakes and I could really use some help with them, Mr. and Mrs. Cake are out for the day and I’m alone.” said Pinkie “Well I’d be happy to help.”
So Kahmey and Pinkie started baking the cupcakes and when they got done Pinkie did a taste test and she was astounded by the way Kahmey was able to bake. “WOW KAHMEY! I didn’t know you could bake like this.” said Pinkie Pie. “I learned from my Mama.” Kahmey replied
After helping Pinkie Pie, Kahmey decided to go to the local coffee shop and ordered a cup of coffee, “Could I get a dark coffee with four sugar cubes?” Kahmey asked the pony at the counter “Alright.” said the cashier. Kahmey gave the pony twenty five bits. “You kinda overpaid.” said the cashier “I get paid way too much, I have plenty to spare.” The cashier didn’t care much but she did tell Kahmey how much a dark coffee plus four sugar cubes really costs. “Okay, next time you order a dark coffee with four sugars just remember it’s only seven bits.” the cashier stated “Alright, thank you.” Kahmey replied “You’re welcome, here’s your coffee and sugars.” the cashier said handing Kahmey his coffee.
Kahmey went to a booth and sat down to drink his coffee. He saw what he believed to be a draconequus appear at the counter to buy a coffee. When the creature got his coffee, Kahmey called over to it. “Hey you.” Kahmey called pointing at the Draconequus. “Me?” the creature replied. “Yes you, come here a second.” Kahmey confirmed. The creature floated over to Kahmey “Okay, what is it you want?” the creature asked “You’re a draconequus aren’t you?” Kahmey asked “Why yes, my name is Discord and you are.?” Discord asked “I’m a devil dog and my name is Kahmey.”
Kahmey and Discord chatted for a little while until they finished their coffee. When they finished their coffee they went home. Kahmey went back to his house to do some cleaning for a party he had planned, when he put his long handle duster against the wall at the end of the upstairs hallway, it tore the wallpaper revealing another set of stairs.
Kahmey walked up the stairs, when he got to the top he noticed all the bookshelves and the hundreds if not thousands of books. “A library?” Kahmey asked himself. He had no idea that he had an entire library in his home.
He decided to take a look around. He found books that looked so old they probably wouldn’t be seen in any of the libraries. He also came across some super old spell books, spell books that probably date back before any of the Princesses.
He decided to bring Princess Twilight into his newfound room. He ran all the way to Princess Twilight’s castle, he didn’t even knock because he needed her at his house and he needed her there as quick as he could get her there. “Twilight! Twilight! Twilight, I think you’re gonna like this, I found something in my house you might like!” Kahmey called out. Twilight came into the hallway. “What did you find?” Twilight asked. “You have to see it for yourself, I found another room and you’re gonna have to see it with your own eyes.”
He took Twilight to his house so he could show her the newfound library. When he got to the hallway he pointed to the end. “It’s down there Princess Twilight. Take a gander when we get up the stairs.” said Kahmey. “Stairs? Okay then. Why can’t you just tell me what it is?” Twilight said in a curious tone. “Because you wouldn’t want me to spoil the surprise.” Kahmey said as he got to the door. Kahmey opened the door. “Take a gander Princess.” Kahmey said. Twilight’s eyes widened at the sight and her mouth opened up to a smile as she took in the view of all the books in the room she walked into. It may have been a mess, books all over the floor and dust all over them. The books that remained on the shelves were the worst with dust, but that didn’t bother Twilight Sparkle. “Am I in paradise or in a dream?” Twilight asked. “You’re in a dusty library Princess Twilight.” said Kahmey. “Kahmey, do you realise what you’ve found?” Twilight asked “A dirty library.” Kahmey answered. “No I see books that were around before Celestia and Luna. Books that existed before Star Swirl the bearded even knew what he did before he became as powerful as he is now. These books you have in this library are practically treasure, they are impossible to come by.” Twilight replied “Rare books? How old is this house?” Kahmey asked “That is a question for Mayor Mare.” said Twilight. Kahmey and Twilight went over to the Ponyville town hall. They asked Mayor Mare the question. “Mayor Mare.” Kahmey said in hopes that his questions would be answered. “Who are you?” Mayor Mare asked “My name is Kahmey and the house I live in has a library in it and I was hoping you could tell me how old it is.” Kahmey stated. Mayor Mare looked into the archives to see what she could find. She had to ask him which house he lived though. “Which old house are you in?” Mayor Mare asked showing four old houses. “The one to the far right.” Kahmey said laying a paw on the picture of his house. Mayor Mare pulled the files on the house from the archive. “Sweet Celestia, this house is not a house, it’s the old Tea Mansion!” Mayor Mare said. “Tea Mansion?” Kahmey questioned “The Tea family was a small but rich family. They collected books that were prone to be obsolete.” said Mayor Mare. “That would explain all the ancient books in the library.” said Twilight.
With this information, Kahmey knew he couldn’t let anypony who was an antique collector know about these books. If he did he was headache bound. He decided to keep it a secret from the town and asked the Mayor if she would keep this from the public. Mayor Mare nodded her head yes. Kahmey went back home to prepare for the party, he first put an old stained glass rose door he found in the library up in the door facing of the staircase to the library.
Before the party started, Kahmey quickly finished his cleaning up. When he got done he put his cleaning tools up and that’s when the guests arrived. He of course invited his nine friends but some other invited guests arrived as well. The party lasted the rest of the day, and everypony was too tired to leave so they all spent the night over at Kahmey’s place. When the cmcs woke up they saw Kahmey sweeping the carpet and asked what happened. “Wha, how are we still here?” Apple Bloom asked, “We all passed out, I’d say I passed out the earliest, but we all had a great party, I’m not going to brag though. I would say Pinkie Pie is the best at throwing a party.” Kahmey answered. “I wouldn’t say she’s the only one.” Sweetie Bell replied
They continued to chat. Kahmey still denied being the best at throwing a party. He began to clean the kitchen up as to not disturb the rest of the ponies in the living room. He then moved to the upstairs hallway to clean up there, still filling his dust pan to the brim.
When the rest of the ponies finally woke up and started to leave he went on to the living room and cleaned up in there and prepared to go out for breakfast. When he got done he went to the nearest restaurant and bought a cucumber sandwich. Kahmey was ready to start the final day of the weekend. Kahmey decided to go to the local spa for a some extra relaxation.
“Could I get the intense relaxation treatment?” Kahmey asked giving the cashier one hundred bits. The cashier said it didn’t cost that much. “The intense relaxation costs thirty bits.” The cashier stated. “I don’t care. I just need this relaxation.”
So the cashier just accepted Kahmey’s payment and the spa pony brought him to the massage bed. Kahmey was so relaxed he didn’t even know about what was coming for him.
When Kahmey got done with the relaxation treatment he walked outside. The first thing he saw outside was his old nemesis.
