It's my Birthday! I've been in Equestria for a year, and I have everything I could ever want, except a marefriend. I told Pinkie Pie not to get me anything for my birthday, because you can't buy a marefriend, but she said she had an idea...
It's the one year anniversary of when I first arrived in the world of Equestria, and life has been good. I have a stable job, good friends, a home, and am enjoying life. The only thing I don't have is a marefriend, but since I'm ever so slightly different than the half pony, half human creatures here, I counted that out.
I specifically told Pinkie, one of my friends, I didn't want anything for my anniversary, but she had an idea of something I needed, and the someone else needed as well.
If you want to see the picture that inspired me to write this, go to www.derpibooru.org, and search "artist:lil miss jay, saffron masala" and you'll figure it out. NSFW ahead.
Contains: Sex, Cum Inflation, Belly Sex, and Lactation.
“Hey Anon!” someone shouted. I opened my eyes, and jumped as I saw a pink half pony half human being inches from my face. Pinkie Pie.
“Gah! Jesus Pinkie! What do you want?!” I said, quickly sitting upright. Pinkie giggled.
“Silly! It’s your birthday tomorrow, and I need to know what you want!” she said. “Birthday” wasn’t actually correct. It was actually the anniversary of when I fell out of the sky, through the ceiling of a sweets shop called Sugarcube Corner. But, a birthday is a birthday.
I rubbed my eyes.
“Honestly Pinkie, I could'nt really care less. The only thing I don’t have is a girlfriend, and you can’t just buy one at a store.” I said, glancing at Pinkie’s shirt. It was only morning, and it was already covered with baking ingredients.
The beings of the land I found yourself in called themselves “Anthros”, and were in fact, quite attractive. Most of them sported hourglass figures that would have a human girl burning with jealousy. I quickly grew used to it, but it didn’t stop me from wanting a girl of your own.
Pinkie stood up, and thought.
“Well, you’ve got a point there. I’ve never seen a store that sold marefriends.” Suddenly, Pinkie’s eyes opened wide. “IHAVEANIDEA!” she screamed. I damn near fell of the edge of the bed. Even after being in Equestria for a year, I still hadn’t gotten used to Pinkie’s outbursts. Pinkie suddenly disappeared from the room, leaving me in silence.
“Jesus. It’s only morning, and she’s got enough energy to last a lifetime.” I said to myself. I stood up, and put on some clothes, designed by the great fashionista herself, Rarity. I walked downstairs, where Mrs. Cake was baking some goods to sell today.
“Ah! Finally up dearie? I suppose Pinkie can take responsibility for that?” she asked, raising an eyebrow. I laughed.
“That easy to tell, huh?” I said, yawning. Mrs. Cake chuckled.
“After having her live with us for all these moons, it’s gets easy to tell a few things.” she said.
I chuckled.
“I suppose so. She told me she had an idea for my arrival anniversary.” I informed Mrs. Cake. She shrugged.
“Well, I haven’t the faintest idea of what it could be. Pinkie always makes sure to keep her surprises secret until the right time. You’ll find out in time, I reckon.” she said, pulling a sheet of cookies out of the oven.
“I guess you’re right. I’m heading to work.” I said, walking out the door. I took a deep breath of fresh air, and looked around. I worked at the Ponyville Day Spa, owned by the twins, Lotus and Aloe. I was their handyman, fixing broken pipes, machines, and any other electrical stuff.
After a five minute walk, I strolled into the lobby of the Spa. Aloe smiled once she saw me.
“Anon! How are you today?” she asked, giving me a peck on both cheeks. I blushed. I still wasn’t used to the Spa twins typical greeting fashion.
“F-Fine Miss Aloe. I’m here reporting for duty.” I said, fidgeting. Aloe smiled.
“Oh, but Anon! Didn’t you hear? You have the day off. Pinkie Pie arranged for you to head out to Canterlot.” she said. I was beyond puzzled.
“What? Canterlot?” I asked. Aloe handed me a slip of paper.
“Oh dear, she must not have told you yet. Well, Pinkie Pie left a note with us to give to you, your train is heading out in half an hour. Don’t worry about work today, we all know it’s your special day. You better hurry, or you’ll miss your train.” Aloe said, gently shoving me out the door.
“B-But Miss Aloe!” I protested, but with a final shove, I was thrown outside, and Aloe closed the door behind me.
“Sheesh.” I muttered, looking at the paper in my hand. On the outside it said “Do Not Open Until In Canterlot! Happy Anniversary!” I shrugged, and made my way to the train station.
. . .
I sat in my train car, looking out the window as the train waited for the rest of the passengers to load. The Ponyville station was surprisingly busy for such an ambient, small town. The ticket pony said my ticket had already been paid for, so I just had to get on board. Suddenly, the train lurched forward, and I heard a yelp.
“EEP!” I found a sudden weight in my lap. I turned, and found a mare face down in my lap. She quickly picked herself up, and looked at me, blushing madly.
“I apologize Sir. I hadn’t found a seat yet, and when the train moved, I lost my balance!” she said. I smiled.
“It’s alright ma’am. No harm done.” The mare looked around, then back at me.
“I hate to ask you of this, but all of the other seats are taken. I don’t suppose I could sit next to you, could I?” I shrugged.
“Of course.” I said, moving my belongings out of the empty seat. The mare sat next to me. She was a mild bronze/orange, with poofy dark hair, and thick black eyelashes.
“I’m Saffron Masala.” she said, holding out her hand. I shook her hand, making a mental note of how soft it was.
“Anon.” I said. Saffron smiled.
“Um, I hate to be so rude, especially after you’ve been so kind, but you’re not a pony. What are you?” she asked. I laughed.
“It’s OK, really. You’re right, I’m a human. I’ve been in Equestria one year as of today.” I said. Saffron looked at me with interest.
“Wow. That’s very interesting.” she said.
“Yeah, well once Twilight informed me there was no way for me to get back to my own world, I kinda freaked. But after about a week, I got used to the idea, and tried to get a job. Of course, seeing as I had only been in town for about a week and a half at that point, nopony really trusted me, or even liked me, for that matter. But Lotus and Aloe became fond of me, and let me work for then. I’ve been working at the Spa almost every day since then.” I finished. Saffron smiled.
“It’s nice to know that there’s always somepony out there who tries to see the good in others.” she said, leaning back in her seat.
“What about you? What’s your story?” I asked. Saffron sighed.
“Well, my father and I own a small restaurant that wasn’t very popular until recently, thanks to Pinkie Pie and Miss Rarity. Now it’s booming with business, although tonight, it’s closed for a special guest. Pinkie Pie set up a plan for him to come this evening.” she said, looking nervous. I put my hand on her shoulder.
“I’m sure you’ll be fine. How demanding can one pony be?” I asked. Saffron looked at me coyly.
“I take it you’ve never been to Canterlot before.” she said. I shrugged.
“Like I said, I work most days, and I don’t really know my way around anywhere besides Ponyville.” I looked back out the window of the train, watching the grassy fields fly by.
After a ten minute ride, the train arrived in Canterlot Station. I bid Saffron adue, and headed into town. Once I arrived, I quickly realized that Canterlot was vastly different from Ponyville. It was much, MUCH larger, and the ponies acted like they were better than everyone else. They walked with their heads held high, and their noses pointed upwards. I didn’t like the vibe this place was giving off. I decided to pull out my note.
It read: “At Noon, follow these instructions.”
It was a list of street addresses, with directions on when to turn where. I looked at the tower clock. It was eleven fifteen, so I had roughly forty five minutes to kill.
I sat down on a bench, and began to wonder what Pinkie could have planned for me. Just as I was getting into the narrowing down process, someone screamed.
“HEY!!” I jerked upright, and looked around. I saw a blue Unicorn with a blue and white mane running towards me.
“Uh, can I help yOUUU!?” The blue Unicorn plowed into me in a bone crushing hug, forcing my head between her generously sized chest. Once she released me, she sat down next to me.
“Just who in the hell are you?” I asked, bewildered. The girl laughed.
“I’m Minuette, Lyra’s friend. She’s told me so much about you.” she said. I relaxed slightly.
Lyra was one of my best friends, and was fascinated with me when I first arrived in Equestria.
“Ah, I see. Pleased to meet you.” I said, holding out my hands. Minuette waggled her finger in front of me.
“Ah ah ah! This mare only accepts kisses and hugs from friends! And I’ve already given you a hug, so now...” she trailed off. My face grew hot. I looked over at the clock, which now read eleven thirty. When I looked back at Minuette, she was inches from my face, grinning.
“L-Listen Minuette, I-I don’t know how things work here, b-but...” I couldn’t finish my protest. Minuette closed the gap, and planted her lips on mine.
She wrapped an arm around me, and continued to violate my mouth. I put my hands on her, and gently pushed her back. She squeaked, then blushed, looking down at where my hands where. On her gracious bust. Fuck. I quickly retracted my hands.
“S-Shit! I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to!” I said, quickly standing up from the bench. Minuette just smiled, and tugged me back onto the bench by my arm.
“Relax Anon. I didn’t mind.” she said, scooting closer to me. I had to fight every standard I had to protest.
“S-Seriously Minuette, I’ve got an appointment at Noon.” Minuette continued to get closer. “Whiiiiiich I should get going for!!” I said, leaping up, and briskly walking in a random direction.
“Call me! Or visit me at my house!” I heard her call behind me.
I decided that I was through waiting, and decided to start following the instructions on my note. After wandering a mindless maze of streets filled with prissy ponies, I found myself on a street of “Three Hoof” restaurants. And what was more ironic, is that they all looked exactly the same, inside and out. I glanced through a window of a few of them, and even the waiters looked the same, except for color differences. But my instructions told me to head down an alley, and find a Indian style eatery. I looked for a few minutes, then spotted the alley.
I walked up to the door and knocked. A somewhat familiar voice spoke from the other side.
“We’re closed today for a special guest!! Please come back tomorrow!” it said. I sighed.
“I’m the special guest sent from Pinkie Pie. I apologize for being a little early.” I replied. There was a clatter from inside, then the door flew open. Both me and the mare who opened the door were shocked. “Saffron?!” I asked.
Saffron was blushing madly, for reasons unknown to me.
“Y-You’re the special guest?!” she asked timidly.
“Um, yeah? Pinkie gave me directions to come here for my arrival anniversary. I had just finished telling Pinkie that the only thing I didn’t have here was a girl… marefriend, and you can’t exactly buy one of those, so I’m not entirely sure why I’m here?” I explained. Saffron blushed even deeper.
“Um, y-yeah, she m-mentioned that.” Saffron gazed at me for a few seconds, before turning away suddenly. “Come on in! I have a meal prepared for you.” she said, widening the door for me to come in. I casually stepped inside, admiring the inside of the restaurant.
“Wow. This is the restaurant you were telling me about on the train? The one you and your father ran?” I asked. Saffron nodded.
“Y-Yes, but tonight, he’s at home, and you’re the only guest.” she said, pulling out a chair for me.
“So, what exactly did Pinkie order for my birthday?” I asked. Saffron suddenly perked up.
“She ordered you the Super Deluxe Meal package. It includes a full course meal, a dance, and...” Saffron trailed off suddenly.
“And?” I questioned.
“U-Um, you’ll see.” she said, walking into the kitchen. I waited in silence for about ten minutes, then Saffron came out with a tray of food. I raised my eyebrows.
“Wow, you cooked all this yourself?” I asked, studying the bowl of noodles she set in front of me. She smiled.
“Yep! Me and my father have made various delicious recipes that are secret. But the taste is well known by everypony!” she said. Once she set everything down, she walked back into the kitchen. I began to eat, savoring the unbelievable taste of the food. It was amazing! I quickly gobbled down the rest, and within fifteen minutes, finished the entire meal.
“Man, I guess I didn’t realize I was this hungry.” I mumbled. I heard the kitchen door creak open, and turned towards it. My eyes went wide.
“Holy shit.” I gasped, for Saffron was standing there, in absolutely nothing but a glittery golden bikini top, and a wisp of cloth covering her unmentionables, held around her waist by a thin string.
“S-Saffron?” I wheezed, suddenly feeling lightheaded. She blushed.
“Like I said handsome, the Deluxe meal comes with a dance, and more.” she said, putting her hands above her head, and swaying her hips in a suggestive fashion.
And what a pair of hips they were. You had never seen a perfect hourglass figure before, but Saffron definitely had one. Her hips were wide, with a tightly toned middle section, and a large pair of perky breasts to complete the package. She swayed her way over to me, and leaned forward, revealing a good bit of cleavage.
“I see you’ve finished your meal. Well, I better get this dance over with, so you can move on to your dessert.” she whispered. I damn near fainted. I leaned back, as Saffron moved the table out of the way, and took it’s place directly in front of me. She began to play some quiet Indian style music, and began to move to the beat. She moved her hips back and forth, occasionally giving her chest a good shake.
After a moment, she turned around, her ass directly level with my face. Two huge, bronze cheeks, jiggling wildly. I couldn’t resist any longer. I placed my hands on the side of her hips, making Saffron coo quietly. I ran my hands up and down her sides, as she back towards me, resting her weight onto my waiting lap.
She rubbed herself on my lap, quickly making my already growing erection throb all the more.
“So about that dessert?” I whispered, making her smile. She leaned back against me, and turned her head, planting her lips onto mine. Her lips were amazingly soft, and as we kissed, I moved a hand onto her leg, sliding it up and down. She moaned into my mouth, and placed her hand on mine, and moved it to sit snug in her cleavage. I worked my between her breasts, and she moaned all the louder. I pulled away from Saffron to get a breath of air, and she cooed in my ear, continuing to grind her huge ass on me.
“It’s time for your dessert. Eat it however you wish.” she said. I smiled. I placed my hands on her hips, and lifted Saffron onto the nearest table. She lay on her back, awaiting my next action.
I moved my hands all over her body, enjoying how silky smooth, yet somewhat muscular toned it was. She panted as my caressing her got her more and more horny.
“T-Take me.” she whispered, looking at me with bedroom eyes. I needed no further convincing. In one swift motion, I ripped her tiny gold top off, letting her chest explode outward in all it’s glory. I mushed her breasts together in my hands, twirling my thumb around her erect nipples. She squeaked in pleasure, and after a moment, milk began to leak out of her swollen breasts.
Saffron squirmed in pleasure, and I took the next step. I got onto the table, resting on top of Saffron. Jesus, she was like a huge, warm, soft body pillow. I took on of her nipples into my mouth, and suckled it.
“OOOH!” Saffron screamed in pure pleasure as I began to drink her milk. Personally, it tasted like Coconut milk to me. Delicious. As I drank, Saffron wrapped her arms and legs around me, pulling me as deeply into her as she could. After a few minute drinking session, Saffron began to whimper.
“B-B-Breed me, p-please. M-Make me yours.” she breathed, panting heavily.
I chuckled.
“Hey, it’s my turn now. I pleasured you, now you gotta pleasure me. After all, you’re my present from Pinkie, aren’t you?” I asked, grinning. Saffron groaned, but knew I was right. I felt her hands make their way to my pants, and begin to fiddle with my zipper. I flinched as my pants were suddenly yanked down, along with my underwear. I stiff member sprung up into the air, and Saffron was staring at it intently.
“Wow. You’re a lot bigger than I expected.” she said, beginning to drool. I smirked.
“I’m glad you approve. Now, I’d love to start off this fun filled evening with a boob job, if you don’t mind. You’ve definitely got a good chest for it.” I said. Saffron smiled, and pushed me down into a chair. She knelt in between my legs, and heaved her breasts into my lap.
They weren’t doing anything except sitting on either side of my dick, and they already felt amazing. Warm, and so soft.
“You have a lovely set of breasts, Saffron.” I breathed, trying to control myself. Saffron smiled, and slowly began moving her tits up and down my beyond fully erect shaft. The sensation was proving to be WAY to much for me to handle, for within minutes, I felt myself growing close.
“S-Saffron!” I warned. She picked up on my message, and mushed her mounds against me, and placed my hands on them. I kneaded my hands on her breasts, enjoying how soft they were, until I couldn’t hold it any longer.
My entire body tensed, and I unloaded everything I had onto Saffron’s waited face. Saffron’s face took hit after hit of my spunk, until I finally stopped. She licked her lips, and cooed.
“Oooh, you taste good Anon. Really good.” she said, cleaning her face off with a napkin. After I momentarily recovered, Saffron guided me to the floor, and laid me onto my back. She positioned herself on top of me, in the opposite position.
A full 69.
Saffron wasted no time as she quickly stuffed my manhood down her throat, causing me to groan at the sudden wave of pleasure. I eyed her dripping marehood, waiting just inches from my face. It smelled tropical, and exotic, although I couldn’t be sure exactly what specifically.
I shook the thought from my head, and quickly stuck my tongue into her waiting nethers. She jolted at the sudden motion, but quickly moaned her approval. I flicked my tongue all around, enjoy the taste. After a few minutes, Saffron moaned loudly, and I found myself being sprayed with Saffron’s orgasm. I orgasmed myself moments later. Saffron rolled off of me, and breathed heavily.
“Where… did you learn to eat out like that?” she asked, panting. I scoffed.
“First time.” I said. Saffron’s eyes widened.
“F-First time?! Seriously?” she asked, sitting up.
I sat up as well, and cleaned my face off with a napkin.
“Yep. How’d I do?” I asked. I SWEAR, I heard Saffron growl quietly. She nearly crawled over to me, looking ready to pounce.
“No more waiting. You need to fuck me, right fucking now!” she said shakily. I could barely react as Saffron roughly forced me onto my back, and sat on top of my crotch.
“Eager, are we?” I smirked, placing my hands on her hips. Saffron didn’t even hesitate. Without warning, she SLAMMED herself down onto my cock. I winced as the pain traveled through my pelvis up to my brain.
“Well alright then.” I said, beginning to move my hips. After all, I couldn’t let Saffron do all the work. I groped her large, bouncing ass, and moved myself in rhythm with Saffron. Within seconds, we both began to sweat. Saffron’s breasts jiggled madly, and would occasionally flick milk in a random direction. After a while, all I could hear was the slapping of Saffron’s lovely sweat covered body onto my thighs. At one point, Saffron leaned forward, still going full speed on me, and pressed her mouth into mine. We sucked each others lips, and held each other tightly.
A few more minutes of consistent banging, and I felt my climax growing near.
“Saffron, y-you should g-get off, I’m going t-to...” Saffron laughed, cutting off my sentence. Breathing heavily, she looked at me with lust filled eyes.
“Not t-today, big g-guy. You’re going t-to s-stuff me u-until I b-burst!” she damn near hollered. I noticed her horn flicker for a few moments, then I felt a strange sensation in my balls. They were… burning? Suddenly, without any warning, my climax violently arrived.
“SAFFRON!!” I yelled, unloading a fuck ton more into Saffron’s womb than I thought I would. Saffron’s stomach began to bloat out, and Saffron placed a hand on it. Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as her face read pure bliss.
I orgasmed for about thirty seconds, the fell onto my back, completely limp. Saffron’s gut was about the size of a pregnant mare ready to go into labor. Saffron crawled over me, her cum inflated stomach swaying back and forth, brushing against me. She lay on her side next to me, and pushed her stomach against me. It felt amazing. Very warm, soft, and it was rumbling quietly. I put a hand on her stomach, and began to rub it, causing it to gurgle louder. Saffron closed her eyes, and I took one of her breasts in my mouth, and began to drink.
Saffron cooed, and pulled my head into her chest. Between her soft breasts, her soft stomach, and her entire body just radiating warmth, I was getting pretty hot.
“Saffron...” I whispered.
“Mmm?” she replied. I lined my my still stiff dick with her belly button. She felt it, and cooed.
“Ooh, that feels nice.” She pushed her sloshing stomach into me, forcing my dick into her deep, surrounded my warm internal cum belly button. The feeling of my spunk already in her gut sloshing and gurgling around my dick was… indescribable. Saffron rocked herself back and forth, my dick making the occasional slorping noise as it went in and out of her stomach.
The feeling of her inflated gut, mixed with it audibly sloshing as she rocked herself proved to much for me, as I filled her belly button with more cream. I pulled out once I was finished, and Saffron rubbed her stomach.
“It may not have been inside, but it still felt good.” she said, kissing me. I pulled Saffron as close to me as I could, without squeezing her stomach to the point of discomfort.
“So, how’d you like your present?” she whispered. I smiled.
“Loved it, and hope to enjoy it again.” I replied quietly. Saffron sighed, and nuzzled her head into my neck.
“Well, consider it done. I’m yours from now on.” she said, yawning. I smiled happily at the thought.
After a few more minutes of snuggling, we both fell asleep, wrapping up the best birthday ever.
