"So your telling me, that there's a Pony-Dragon Hybrid that did a back-flip out of an Ursa Majors mouth....and you expect me to believe that it's an actual thing?" Gilda asked the Sell's pony from whom she was buy fish
"I'm telling you, She was huge to, and she talked to the Princess and them Harmony bunch like they where old pal's" The Sell's Pony said,"And that she just made the Ursa Major appear, then made it disappear like it twas nothing" Gilda shook her head
"I Don't believe you, in fact, I can't believe you"
"Well, I hear that if you go the Castle O' Friendship, you can spot her if you wait long enough." Gilda rolled her eyes and took her fish, she was only in town because Rainbow said it was a good way to improve her friend making skills. Gilda scoffed
"Giant Dragon Pony, yeah right" Gilda glance sideways at the Castle "Course I've heard of stranger things......" Spike was relaxing out in front of the castle when a small shadow appeared over him, it slowly got bigger, until Gilda landed infront of him.
"Sup" She said, looking around "I'm looking for somepony, I was told I could find her here if I waited long enough"
"If your looking for Twilight, she left to go visit Celestia" Spike said lazily
"No" Gilda said with a shake of her head "I heard there was a cool pony-dragon hybrid that could do epic things like walk in and out of a Ursa Majors mouth" Gilda looked at Spike for conformation, but saw that he had stars in his eyes
"Your looking for Trixike!?" He asked excitedly, before Gilda could answer Spike continued "stay right here, I'll go get Trixie and we'll summon her!" and off he ran leaving a confuse Gilda behind him. after a minute he reached Trixies carriage and slammed his fist against the door "Trixie, Trixie, Trixie!!!" he yelled. Almost immediately Trixie opened the door.
"Who calls upon the Great and Powerf.....!?" once she saw it was Spike and saw the look in his eye her eyes sparked to "Does someone want to see Trixike!?"
"HELL YEAH!!! In front of the Castle!!" Trixie ran back into her carriage for a second then came back out with the Ear-rings. the two ran back to the castles and found Gilda. With no Explanation, Trixie tossed Spike his ear-ring and stopped to put hers on, Spike ran past her and stuck his on.
"Introducing THE GREATER...." Trixie began as her ear-ring began to glow
"..AND MORE POWERFUL..." Spike continued as his glowed to, and with a flash Trixie and Spike slammed into each other and in a blinding Light she was back
"....TRIXIKE" She said to a completely stunned Gilda."It is a pleasure to meet a fan, how can Trixike help you?" She said happily, looking at a completely silent and stupefied Gilda, after a second Trixike looked at Gilda's reactions and nodded her head, "I see, you had only heard of me, but i'm guessing nopony told you I was a being that only exists for a small amount of time, one made of the combination of the two entities know as Spike and Trixie, am I correct in this assumption?" Gilda just nodded."Ah, I see, well then what once you get over your shock and awe, do tell Trixike what you want with her." and with a that Trixike spread out her arms and flopped onto her back, and started blowing multi-colored smoke rings. After a while Gilda finally found her voice.
"So how...how do you two turn into one?"
"My magic ear-rings, Some old guy sold them to Trixie saying they would make her stronger if she gave them to another individual who was special in some way, and Trixie ran into Spike, so they tried it, and then I was formed, then I played with an Ursa Major, became famous, then I split back into them." Trixike looked at Gilda who looked back at her in silence once more "Please do not stare at me, It is making Trixike uncomfortable"
"Sorry," Gilda chose instead to look at the sky, and after a few seconds asked "so...can just..like anyone do that fusion thing or....." Gilda stopped when she felt hands on her face, she looked up and saw Trixike had jumped up and was holding her face.
"You want to fuse?" She said with a sparkle in her eye.
"Ma...maybe." Gilda replied as Trixike took a step back and took off her ear-rings and in a flash Spike and Trixie stood in front of Gilda.
"Wait THAT'S how you unfuse!?" Gilda asked "That's stupid" Trixie shruged
"There magically stuck to our ears, only we can take them off"
"How do you know?" Gilda asked
"Trixike personality really pisses Twilight off" Spike said with a shrug. "apparently us making an Ursa Major appear out of nowhere was "Dangerous" and "Irresponsible""
"But we had to do it" Trixie cut in "Now I can honestly say That I have back-flipped out of the mouth of an Ursa Major and made it disappear to" Trixie and Spike nodded and said together
"We just had to do it" Spike looked at Gilda and said
"Although if we do fuse with you...where gonna have to make sure where far away from Ponyville, don't want our friends to interrupt us while where being totally awesome." Spike and Trixie turned to Gilda and asked
"Know any good places?" They asked in unison. Gilda was silent for a moment as she thought but shook her head
"I got nothing" as the three stood their and pondered on where to go Spike snapped his fingers.
"We need some place far away from everypony and their homes, since they don't want us to destroy anything, lets go someplace that's already destroyed." Spike pointed up and in a dramatic motion said "Lets go to the Castle of the Two Sister!!!" There was silence for a moment then Trixie turned to Gilda
"Slight changes in your Personality may occur after fusion, but don't worry, it won't last to long, maybe an hour at most. and with that the Trio set of on there journey to the old Castle in the Everfree Forest.
It took a while but the trio finally made it to the Castle.
"ok..so who's fusing with you first Gilda" Spike asked
"oh...I thought all three of us where gonna fuse together"
"And we will, after we make sure your use to regular fusion" Trixie said
"Yeah, we've never done it with three, don't really know how we can do it with three.....but im sure there's away." Spike cheered, then turned to Trixie "And since their your rings, you can go first Trixie" before Gilda could React, Trixie gave Gilda the ear-rings then Tapped it twice, with a small light the two ear-rings morphed into regular rings.
"Since you....don't have visible ears, I though it would be easier to do it this way
"doe's this change the fusion?"
"well it usually just changes the look of the Fusion clothes, so really it's more of a fashion thing...and neither Spike nor my self really give a fuck about that..well, Spike might if Rarity is watching."
"SHUT UP AND FUSE!" Spike yelled at them and the two turned to him "it took us forever to get here and soon Twilight will be back....and she will definitely track me down with a spell....so lets move before our fun is spoiled" and with that Trixie instructed Gilda to take a few feet back and the two placed on the rings and withing a second, A new fusion was brought into the world, She looked like Trixie, but most of her fur was Brown, she had the legs and Tail of a Griffon, along with wings, Her main was swept back and still white, her fingers where pointed, She had a regular Unicorn horn. Her arm's and horn turned blue at the end, he tail ended little tuff of white mane. She was wearing Light Blue Sweat pants with Trixies Cutie Mark on it and a white Tank top with a brown Griffon on the chest, she planted her feet firmly, pointed up and yelled to the stars, I AM THE GREAT TRIXDA!!!! Then she turned to Spike and waved
"you gonna ditch me aren't you?" Spike asked bluntly, his answer was Trixda flying away at full speed "ok then.....I'll just be hear until im relevant I guess." and with that Spike walked to a broken column and sat down waiting for Trixda to come back.
Meanwhile, Trixda was flying threw the air at high speeds. Doing barrel rolls, then overcome with excitement and now having a huge ego, she tucked in her wings and plummeted face first towards the earth, at last second she did and swoop, it mostly worked, she almost hit the ground, but with a blue flash she teleported back up into the air.
"ok, now that I know I can do that, time to Dazzle a crowd and earn a few bits in the process!" And she turned towards Ponyville and landed in the middle of town. After a few second almost all of them groaned
"oh no, not another one!" one of the ponies said "first it was those morons Trixie and Spike, know its some Unicorn and a Bird?" Trixda walked calmly up the the pony who said that and looked him in the eyes
"First off, I am a Unicorn-Griffon, and secondly.." she leaned in close "My unicorn half is that Moron Trixie" before he could react, Trixda bitch slapped him across the face and sent him flying. She then turned and asked "Anypony else wanna talk shit about Trixike or Trixda?" the entire crows all took a few steps away, A few others whent to help extract their friend from the house he had been launched into "OK then, I did come to amaze you, but your all a bunch of jackasses....especially you" She added dramatically, turning to Cranky Doodle.
"Oh fuck you" Cranky said, as he turned and left
"You get a pass cause I made fun of you first" Trixda said as she looked around "now there must be something to do...hmm" as she looked around, the friends of the pony she had bitch slapped approached her. They stayed back, but they where closer that the others. As Trixda looked at them, she realized what they where doing
"Your waiting for me to unfuse so you can attack me!" She giggled "How pathetic" and with that she took flight, she turned and found that the unicorn of the groups horn was lit "and a Tracking spell hu? Better get back to Spike, I feel he and Gilda's fusion will have more fun fighting these buffoons then I will" and with that she turned and flew full speed back towards the castle of the Two Sisters.
Trixda got to back to the castle and landed in front of Spike
"Well that was fun" She said as she removed her rings and turned back into Gilda and Trixie
"I think we just earned ourselves a little bit more hatred from everypony in Ponyville" Trixie giggled as she held out her ring to Spike "We bitch slapped a guy threw a house for little to no reason"
"Bitching" Spike said as he took Trixie's Ring and looked at Gilda
"Ready for more awesomeness?" he asked
"Hell yeah" She replied and with that Spike put on the Ring and the two slammed into each other and Spilda was formed, He had Spike's Head and Basic body structure, his Chest and head where covered in fur, He had Spike's Spikes, his arm's where covered in scales. he had Gilda's lower body, his tale looked like Spike's but ended in a point, the end had scales, but it turned to fur about halfway to his body. he had Gilda's Wings, he was topless, he wore a metal spiked color, and white pocket less pants made of what looked like wool, with a Red piece of cloth for a belt
"Nice wardrobe" Trixie said
"Yea, well I'm gonna go kick the shit out of those other guy's coming this way, later" and with that He ditched Trixie
"Yea....were so gonna ditch Gilda when he comes back" Trixie said as she sat on the same Stump Spike had. meanwhile Spilda was flying out to meet the unicorns Trixda had pissed off, they where all congregating on the outskirts of the forest.
"Let's show those freak's what we think of them!" one was saying, he had a large bandage around his face, suggesting he was the one who had been bitch slapped threw a house Spilda landed on a overhead cloud and listened in "They think there so great, becoming some weird amalgamations, well it's unnatural, and more importantly, there horribly unpredictable! Say one wrong word, and the'll attack you on sight, how long before one of them desires they would be better than the princess's and start a war or stage's a tack over, I say we get em while there apart, and make sure they never fuse again." This was meet by a cheer and the angry mob turned to go to the forest, only to be stopped as a wall of bright orange fire was spat down blocking their path. the mob looked up to see Spilda who slowly landed in their midst's
"oh dear, was that bad?" he asked "I'm sorry I just heard how badly you wanted to go and get me and decided, How about I come and kick your asses and save you the walk" he said happily, the mob looked at each other and with a mighty yell, ran into Battle, a Battle that lasted less than 30 second, and with a lot of them probably in need of a trip to the hospital. Spilda flicked his wrists trying to get the blood off when he had a sudden scene of dread
"SHIT!! TWILIGHT'S COMING!!!" And with a mighty flap, Spilda flew at top speed back to the castle.
Spilda landed in the Castle, and un-fused. Spike took the fusion ring from Gilda and bowed
"It's been a please but I think It's Time for Trixike to....fix this problem before we all get thrown in the big house."
"What did you guy's do?"
"Beat the shit out of an angry mob" Gilda said
"Dang, Wish I had seen that" Trixie said as she took the ring, but before they Fused Gilda stopped them
"hey I don't want to bring you guy's down, but do you think the fusion ring's might make you slightly....unstable and highly violent, We....we just beat the shit out some ponies and you guy's seem completely OK with it, maybe you should....stop for a while?" Spike and Trixie looked at each other
"Nah" They said in perfect unison and slipped on the Rings, and in a Flash Trixike was back, but in a new getup. She was wearing a cyan long sleeved shirt with Trixie's cutie mark on it and a Green Flame design around the end of her sleeves, Trixike's cape was still the same ,she also wore a pair of White Sweat pant's.
"Now then, I think it's time I go and talk to Twilight" she said as she left Gilda, "It was fun fusing with you, but Trixike is more of a solo act, bye for now Gilda" She said as she left Gilda, Gilda looked after her
"I don't feel like being arrested" She decided and flew off to cloudsdale to visit Rainbow Dash, meanwhile Trixike walked threw the forest, all of the forest's animals slowly noticed her and proceed to run the fuck away, most having been forced into her act more than a few times. She got to ponyville just in time to see Twilight and some medical staff helping the last of the mob, the unicorn with a bandaged face, he looked towards the tree's saw Trixike and proceeded to freak out
"It's her...I mean him...I mean IT!!" He yelped trying to run, Twilight turned saw Trixike and proceeded to face palm
"Please tell me you didn't do this?" she pleaded
"OK, "I" didn't do it" Trixike said happily "I just let....a new friend try out the rings, but I guess she felt like it was making her unstable or something"
"That's because it does!" Twilight said angrily "you've hospitalized over 20 ponies, and that's just today, half of the town had been to the emergency clinic because of your reckless endangerment of your own self and other's" she said as she approached Trixike "You weren't so bad at first, but you've slowly gotten more dangerous and unpredictable as time had gone on, I've tried every thing I could think of to take those ring's away from you, but nothing ever works, I don't want to have to arrest you two but I'm starting to run out of options."
"Oh relax" Trixike said "and don't worry, there's no way i'd let you arrest me, and even if you did so while I was separated, well lets just say that a Unicorn and a Dragon can be pretty tough even by them selves, only one would have to break out and find the other, and then...poof...I'd probably over throw your government" Trixike said with a smile patting Twilight's head "If it bother's you so much, than maybe you should....how should I put this....do as you did to some of your enemies. Turn me to stone, maybe Blast me to pieces Banish me from the lands only for me to come back, stick me in tartarus. Face it Sparkle, at this point I'm being "Nice" compared to what I can and will eventually do, now if you excuse me, I have a nice nap to get to" she finished patting Twilight's head once more, then vanishing and laying down in front of the castle "no one can tell Trixike what to d..." she started but stopped when a shadow covered her face, she looked up to see Starlight
"Care to explain yourselves?"
"......oh hello darling...we..that is I...that is....well....um" Trixike managed to say before she unfused and Trixie and Spike looked up at Starlight
"Your mad at us aren't you?" the asked in unison, Starlight's response was to grab both of their ear's, and pull them into the castle while the complain
"You two are in so much trouble!" She said angrily as she magically slammed the door behind her.
