Anonymous And The Nightingale

by Thunder Wolf

First published

Anon asks out Rainbow Dash, only to be shot down

Anonymous has his heartbroken for the Last time, and now the Mane 6 sees how much they've hurt him, causing him to lose connection During with them one of his bar exploits, Anon meets a bat pony that goes by the name of Nightingale.

The Day That We Changed Him

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W-What did you say, Anon?" Rainbow Dash said with the most shocked and dumbfounded look that you've seen. You grab and tug nervously at the insides of your pants pockets,

"I love you Rainbow, I have for a long time now and I felt that since today is Hearts and Hooves day...It was the perfect time to ask you." You looked on at Rainbow, still wearing a look of massive confusion her face until she gave you a look of sympathy"On no." You thought,

"I'm sorry Anon, but I can't date you. You're just not a-a pony and I need a stallion that's athletic, somepony to keep up with me. I'm not trying to hurt you but you don't really fit the athletic type."

"So that's why?"

"Yeah....I'm sorry but I just don't see you like that." Your mind and body were brimming with sadness as you contemplated ways you could hopefully change her mind, even though her mind is made up. Looking down at the ground on the brink of tears, you grab the shattered remnants of your heart, humility and pride. You then made your way out of her home,

"Anon wait, we can still be friends right?" She said wrapping her hoof around your left arm, upon feeling her soft fur make contact with your naked skin sent a shiver down your spine as you turned to her. As you looked down at her you became lost in her features, those big beautiful magenta eyes, her rainbow colored mane and tail, and that cute little nose. Mustering a fake smile you respond to her question,

"Y-Yeah of course, Rainbow Dash." When she heard your answer she gave a smile.

"Cool, and not to sound rude or anything but I have to get to go to work for a night shift, aaand I'm kinda running late." You nodded and opened the door to leave, during the short trip over to Twilight's hot air balloon, thoughts ran through your head,

"Why can't she see past the fact that I'm human? Am I really that repulsive to her? Will she ever love me?"

"Anon!" Twilight shouted waving, you took a seat as she began to feed the hot air balloon with the much needed fire.

"How'd it go? What'd she say?" Twi asked while tending to the balloon,

"She said no." This made Twilight's ears splay back as she turned around,

"I'm sorry, a-are you okay?"

"Yeah, I'm fine. But, can you drop me off at the bar instead, I could use a drink."

"Sure." The ride was about 5 minutes but the lingering thoughts that plagued you made it seem exponentially longer. Once you got to the bar, Twilight rested a hoof on your shoulder,
"Take it easy, Anon."

"No problem." You said rather flately, as you step into the bar. The bar keep turns around when he hears you sit on the stool,

"What can I get ya?" He asked cleaning out a cup with a magically manipulated cloth.

"Strongest whiskey you got."

"Comin' right up." He says levitating a bottle of whiskey over to a shot glass.

"Leave the bottle,"

"Well, now. Sounds like your drinking to forget."

"Oh, trust me I am. How much is a bottle?"

"37 bits." You set down the bits, grabbed the bottle and made your way towards a dimly lit booth on the right side of the main entrance. You took off the cap of the poison but before you could indulge in it, you heard a certain tomboyish laugh that you had come to love.

"Soarin stop!" She said playfully while slugging Soarin with a hoof. From what Rainbow Dash told you, Soarin was a member of the Wonderbolts. After he rubbed the spot Dash punched, Soarin then proceeded to take his hoof, sliding it down her back to her plot. She reacted by turning her head with a lustful look in her eyes, then she kissed him on the lips. When they broke from each other's lip lock,

Rainbow Dash opened her eyes to see you staring at them both with the flickering light of the booth giving a sinister tone to the already malevolent face you were shooting at them. Seeing that blue angel you fell in love with kissing with that pie obsessed fuckwit ignited a bitter, resentful, rage inside of you, you didn't feel sad and heartbroken anymore. Then, Dash spoke,

"A-Anon what are you doing here?" This made Soarin give you a quizzical look. You remained silent while taking a swig of the whiskey, putting the bottle down, you look back up at them. You attempted to speak, but found no words. Shaking your head, you promptly got up and walked out. As soon as the door closed the door behind you, the bartender shook his head and said,

"You know, I'm no stranger to heartbreak but, that has got to be the saddest sight I ever beheld. I've seen lots of ponies come with broken hearts, yet it looks like you've gone and crushed the lad's spirit. But, what do I know, I'm just a barkeep." Rainbow Dash simply looked at the door, dumbstruck, at what the bartender had said. Before she knew it, her eyes were welling up,

"I-I didn't mean to hurt him this bad." The bartender raised his voice along with an eyebrow,

"So you meant to hurt em in the first place?"

"N-No I was trying to-" She was on the verge of tears, her emotions getting the better of her. Soarin had enough of the bartender making his girl cry. So he flew into the face of the stallion.

"Hey, knock it off you old geezer, before I put you out of commission!" He said, raising a hoof in a threatening way, the bartender stood his ground, unflinching.

"Get out." Soarin, not wanting to make a bigger issue, goes back to Dash, who was letting the poorly suppressed tears trickle down her face. "C'mon Dashie, let's go." Draping a wing over her back, they exited the bar.

The Sound Of Silence

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When you returned home, you collapsed out of grief and heartache. Slamming your fist into ground repeatedly until it begun to hurt, you let out a wail of pure sadness as you thought of Rainbow, you wept and wept on the floor. As you lie heartbroken, you replayed of all the painful moments you had gone through during your fruitless attempts at dating, to name a few, Spitfire, Vinyl Scratch, Lyra, Bon Bon, Hell, out of desperation, you decided to try and date Derpy. But you later found out that she was invested in that Doctor Whooves. After your pitiful grieving process was completed, you took an oath to yourself, pledging that you would give these ponies the feeling of rejection and what it feels like to hit rock bottom. The morning that followed, you sat on your couch while sipping on the bottle of whiskey. It stung as the liquid snaked it's way down your throat, you paid no mind as guzzled it all down. Suddenly a knock came through on your door, reluctantly you got onto your feet. It was a bit of a challenge due to the massive intake of alcohol you were putting into your system. You looked through the eyehole of your door, only to see all the ponies of Ponyville behind it, "Fuck That." You say turning to walk back to your couch. But before you could however, Twilight uses her magic to unlock and open your door. You rub your eyes and groan.

"Anon, can we talk?" She said.

"No, go home."Then, you heard her voice.

"Anon please, I'm sorry for lying to you, just talk to us. Things will be different I promise." Dash's voice made you turn around so quick, you almost fell out of drunken stupor. Here you are, drunk and emotionally broken and she just says "Sorry." You had enough, regaining your balance, you put on a face of intoxicated malice. Then, with venom dripping of off every word, you gave her your answer.

"I have been emotionally trampled by these ponies over and over, including yourself, and you just come here and say you're fucking SORRY?!" Rainbow Dash's ears fell, but she got defensive and shouted back at you,

"I'm sorry you got rejected, but you already know that happens every now and then!"

"Every now and then?! Dash that shit happened all the damn time!"

"Why do you even care about dating anyway, were friends never enough?"

"It's because I couldn't fucking stand it, every goddamned day one of you came to me talking about how you met this awesome stallion! Meanwhile, I'm pouring my heart out, only to have it thrown away!"

"You've dated before right? Another human?"

"NO!! I've never even had my first kiss. Why do you think I drink so much to the point to where I make Berry Punch look a lightweight?! Things weren't any better on earth, as a man you had to act like an asshole just to get a fucking pubic hair of a chance with a woman! Believe it or not, I've drunken so much alcohol, that my liver is teetering on the point of total failure! I drink whiskey and vodka not because I am an alcoholic, but because it's strong enough to help provide a temporary relief to the absolute shame, disgust, and self-pity I have for myself!" You were huffing from the massive barrage of words you gave them. Fluttershy emerged from the crowd,

"I-Is this true Anonymous?" Lifting up the bottle, you growled,

"What do you think?" Almost immediately the citizens of Ponyville began to apologize, but there were so many ponies speaking at once, that you couldn't make out what the were saying, "Oh Shut The Fuck Up!" Silence befell them immediately "This whole time you all rejected and belittled me, never once bothering to say sorry to me, but now that you have seen the actions I secretly take part in, you wanna hit with me a barrage of half-assed apologies? Fuck off." You say grabbing the door handle, "And get the fuck off of my property!" You screamed, slamming the door. Slowly but surely you heard the sound of slow hoofsteps Good riddance, you turned and plopped into your couch. You took a sip of the bottle, only to find that it was empty. Oh well, deciding it was time to start the day, you stumbled into your kitchen, still drunk. You rummaged through your cabinets, until you found a box of oatmeal. Reaching to turn the stove on, you pull your hand back. "Maybe oatmeal can wait until I sober up. Don't wanna turn my house into a bonfire."

*Meanwhile At Twilight's Castle*

The mane six were the ones to take you words the hardest. Once they made it into the castle, they stood frozen, statuesque, the silence broke however when Pinkie's hair deflated and the color of her fur had grown dull, then she let out a few whimpers. Failing to stifle her sadness, she let her barely suppressed sobs, which was followed by her crying. But Pinkie wasn't the only one, Rarity, Fluttershy, Twilight, and Applejack soon followed suit. They're sorrowful wails enveloped the castle. After the wailing had died down to soft crying and sniffling, Rainbow Dash shakily spoke,

"I-I-I didn't know what he was going through. I hurt him so much." Twilight hears her and lifts her head to respond with a choked voice,

"No Dash, we did this to him, everypony did this to him. All he ever wanted was a pony to help him feel special, like we did with our coltfriends. We got greedy and neglected our friend the attention he desperately needed. We failed to see that he was a more than a human to us, Anon always helped with our problems and what does he get from us for appreciation? Nothing but heartbreak." Suddenly Rainbow Dash felt weak, her eyes were welling up, and her throat ached. And finally, she lost her composure and collapsed, her wail of sadness started off low until it built up into a full cry.



Today, Silence Befalls Ponyville, No Colts And Fillies Playing, No Shopping, Only The Citizens Of Ponyville Silently Grieving For Their Lost Friend. A Friend Of Which They Never Realized How Much They Cherished And Cared For Until Now....

Nightingale

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In the months that followed, drinking at the bar became your only pastime after your working hours. Once you were finished at work, you would come here, have a drink and leave. The bartender, Moonshine, was the best guy to speak with while you were consuming his stock at an immeasurable rate. You often talked about your work experiences, like weird friends that hang out a lot, yet, still don't know each other that well. Today, he retold the story about the time a stallion walked into the bar and came out so drunk he was saying that " Queen Chrysalis was hiding out in his attic and lived off of his love, also jelly donuts." Why jelly donuts? You had no clue, but the story random enough to make Moonshine nearly drop the glass mug while he told the tale. During your laughing fit, the bar door creaked open, only to reveal a pony. What really made her catch your attention, was the armour that graced her body, it possessed a color of midnight blue, equipped with a crescent moon gracing the helmet and shoulder plates.

"Hey there, Nightingale." Moonshine greeted, it seemed that he knew her.

"Hey, Moonshine." She said, returning the greeting. Walking up to a stool stationed next to you, Nightingale took a seat. Sliding her a full mug from across the table, Moonshine asked,

"How was work?" Nightingale sighed and took off her helmet, and let's just say that she was not the gruffy and tomboyish type. She had a visibly lustrous navy blue coat, it was easy to identify that her coat was more fluffy than that of a normal pony coat, her eyes had reptilian pupils. The color of her mane, tail, and eyes were defined by a magnificent sapphire. Last, but not least, her ears and mouth were especially different, her teeth, sharp and glistening and her ears sporting a knife like point at the tip. All in all, Nightingale was not like the others, but, will she... You shook your head vigorously to knock some sense into yourself. Seriously, what are you thinking? Here you are, saying that you won't let the same things happen to yourself ever again, but here you are already thinking about dating this mare, Good job Anonymous.

"I just got fired, I fell asleep during a 24 hour shift and my CO (Commanding Officer) caught wind of it and ejected me on the spot. Now I have no way to pay for my home, so I thought I could live with you until I get back on my hooves."

"Sorry, but I don't make enough bits to support two ponies, let alone, pay for this place. You haven't asked anypony here in Ponyville?"

"Of course I did, ponies are still scared of bat ponies, so "Can I live at your place" instantly translates to "Let me live with you so I can kill you in your sleep." Man she's got it rough. In a way she reminded you of yourself when you first arrived here, scaring everypony witless. Maybe you could let her crash at your place, just to help her out. But where was she gonna sleep? While you were pondering possible places she could reside in your home, you remembered a room door across from yours, strange as it may seem, you never really went in there. Before you could ask her if she would like to stay with you, she speaks to Moonshine, "Well, thanks for the drink, Shiny, see you later." She turned and hopped down from the barstool, you stopped her before she could leave,

"Wait! You could crash at my place just until you could get situated." After you finished your words, Nightingale turned to look at you with those luminescent sapphire gems,

"Really? You'd do that for me? But, I have no way to pay you."

"It's fine, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night knowing you're out there in the cold with no shelter. Especially since Hearth's Warming Eve is in a few weeks." Slowly Nightingale's face shifted to a smile, a sharp and slightly intimidating smile, but a smile nonetheless.

"Thank you so much. Honestly, I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't shown up."

"No problem, it's getting late so we best get going before it becomes cold."

"I hear you loud and clear um, what's your name by the way?"

"Anonymous, Anon for short."

"Alright then, Anon, let's go." Walking up to the door, you pushed it open for her. Your actions elicited an,

"Oooh, what a gentlecolt." From Nightingale. During the walk to your home, you conversed with her about your interests and hobbies, the basics. Upon reaching your doorstep, your pull the keys out of your back pocket and unlock the front door.

"Follow me." You told her as you made your way over to room you never explored.
After you got to the door, you wrapped your hand around the knob and opened the door to reveal a bed, a nightstand, a dresser, and a lamp. That was more than you bargained for, that's for sure.

"Hey, this is a nice room. Oh, could you show me to the bathroom. I need to take a shower."

"Of course, it's that last door down on the right end of the hallway."

"Awesome, and can I just say that not many ponies would do something like this for me, so what you've given me here really means a lot."

"It wasn't a problem. And let me just say that I know what you've been through.
With ponies fearing your presence and all."

"Yep, that's for sure. But ponies have always been so reluctant to accept other species. I just thought that with Luna's return, things would change."

"Yeah I know how you feel."

"Anyway, I need to jump in the bathtub. This armor causes me to sweat so much." And with that, she turned around and the sound of bath water came into play. Well, you should start on dinner, she was probably hungry.


*30 Minutes Later*

You set down a serving of hay fries for Nightingale, while you put down a burger for yourself. You had bought your meat from griffons since you hated fruits and vegetables.

"Mmmm, is that a burger I smell?" Nightingale made her way into the kitchen and sat at her side of the table. "Anon, what is this?" You looked up at her,

"Hay fries?" Nightingale gave you a look of pure terror,

"Ugh, I hate fruits, vegetables and especially cheap imitations of good food."

"Well, I guess you'll just have to wait until tomorrow."

"Anon, look, you left the oven on." You looked at the oven to see that the coils weren't even close to orange. Turning around to face her, you quickly came to the realization that you've played yourself.

"Where's my burger?" Belching, she gave you an ear to ear grin,

"Wow, Anon. You sure do know how to cook." Hell, it may have cost you and your stomach a delicious burger, but that smile had enough calories to give you heart disease.

Cuddles By The Fire

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Today was a rough day of work for you and all you wanted was to get back home and sit on the couch. But that wasn't the only reason you wanted to get back to your abode so urgently, ever since she came to live with you, Nightingale greeted you at the door with shimmering smile and a plate of cookies whenever you returned from work. After a few days, you grew to love and cherish her greeting and more importantly, Nightingale herself. Yes, it is true that you fell in love with her but, you suppressed your infatuation because you couldn't bear the thought of her turning you down or worse, her leaving you. Everytime that particular thought came across your mind, you would feel a cold shiver consume you. Shaking the thoughts away, you see your home in the distance and as per usual, your face involuntarily evolves into a dopey grin. You hastily rip the keys out of your pocket and spastically open the door. Slowly, the door pans to the right and there she was,

"Hey Anon, how was work?" Nightingale greeted with an upbeat tone after you closed the door. You found yourself lost in her enchanting eyes. Those blue portals of beauty and serenity, beckoning you to look deeper into them and you did just that. Suddenly her voice came into play, knocking you out of your trance, "Anon, your doing it again."

"Huh, what. Oh, my bad I keep zoning out." She gives you a doubtful look.

"Mhm, so tell me all about your day at work." After telling her about your day, you ask,

"Did you find any jobs yet?" Hearing your sentence, she quickly loses her happy demeanor.

"No, I've tried everything. Even Princess Twilight and the elements of Harmony haven't offered to give me a job." That caught you off your guard,

"What, even Twilight didn't help?" That's not right, even if what Nightingale's saying is true, Twilight wouldn't do that. Would she? "Well what did she say when you say her today?"

"Actually I asked her for a job before I met you at the bar. She still hasn't gotten back to me yet."

"Take as much time as you need, I make enough bits to get us through this."

"I know and I'm grateful for that, but I just feel like I'm taking up too much of your space." She looked down at the floor with a shameful expression. You've never really seen Nightingale like this, she was usually radiating with happiness but now she just looks so miserable. Kneeling down to meet her height, you take your hand and place it under her chin, pulling her face up to meet yours,

"Nightingale, listen to me. Even if I was making 2 bits a day, I still wouldn't mind you staying here with me. To be honest, if you didn't come to the bar that night, I would be so miserable."

"Wait, what do you mean miserable, you're so laid-back and fun.
I honestly can't see you as sad or depressed in anyway."

"Oh, so I haven't told you huh? Well, after ponies started to get used to me being here, I got tired of Twilight and the others coming to me about their awesome "coltfriends". So I took up dating, but the dates never lasted long when the mares I courted found out it was with me, so then I asked out Rainbow Dash, only to have her shoot me down for the same reason. Once again failing to see that I was more than just a human. To make things worse, she actually decided to lie to me and say she had to work that night, when she really had a date with a pie obsessed pegasus. So I gave her and her coltfriend a piece of my mind. After that, I drank myself to sleep, then I woke up to all the citizens of Ponyville breaking down my door with half-hearted apologies. I haven't spoken to Twilight and the others since."

"That's horrible Anon, why would they do that to you?"

"I guess ponies are born as narcissistic bigots. But that doesn't matter to me anymore."

"I-I know how you feel, Anon. You see, before I became a night guard, I was actually homeless. Ponies were so heartless and neglectful to me and when Princess Luna returned from her banishment, the ponies only slightly let up on their torment.
At one point I thought that I was going to," Nightingale could not finish her story, for they reopened old wounds. Wounds that caused her to lose her composure and before you knew it, she was crying into your chest. Nightingale's warm tears soaking into your shirt, as her quivering body gripped you for comfort. You slowly picked her up and carried her to the couch, lying down as she stretched across your body. Gradually, her crying died down until her breathing steadied, looking up at her, you saw that she was asleep. And soon you followed suit, nodding off as well, but the cold air outside was beginning to lurk into the house. You didn't want her to be cold, so you gently shifted your body to where she was off of your chest and you slowly rose to your feet, before you could move, Nightingale wraps two hooves around your middle,

"Please don't leave me." You place your hand over Nightingale's hooves,

"I won't, I'm just going to grab some firewood. I'll be back, I promise." You walked through the house until you found a stack of logs, you grab two logs of wood, a blanket from your room, and a pack of matches from the kitchen. Making it back to the living room, you saw Nightingale sitting upright waiting patiently for you to return to the couch with her. After you set light to the chimney, you journey back to the couch and wrap yourselves in the blanket. Sleep, however, did not come to you.

"Anon?"

"Yeah?"

"I can't sleep."

"Same here," After taking a moment to ponder, you say, "Wanna move to the floor?"

"Okay." You both get up and transition to the floor, once again wrapping each other in the blanket, you ask,

"Better?" Pushing her body up to yours she dreamily responds,

"Much better." Nuzzling into your chest, Nightingale soon falls into a deep slumber, when you are sure she is asleep you whisper,

"I love you and I will always keep you happy, no matter what."
Once you finished speaking, you dozed off to the lovely ambiance of the crackling fire.

Nightingale's Job Interview

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Sunlight destroyed the good sleep you were having.

“Mmmm, that brightness gonna have to go down to a 2.” You say groggily closing the blinds. “Now that is what I’m talking about. My day off is today and I’m not gonna let Celestia’s over inflated ball of hydrogen ruin it.” Suddenly a tired feminine voice under your arm made itself present,

“Over inflated ball of what?”

“Oh Nightingale, I was just talking about the sun.” She sleepily giggled, and said,

“Yeah, it was too bright.” Before you could acknowledge her words with a response, your stomach suddenly became the third mouth in this conversation.

“Wanna eat?”

“I’d love to. I just need to get myself cleaned up real quick.” And just with those words she rose up, making her way to the bathroom. The space she once occupied quickly grew cold.
Bacon and sausages should give this morning the grease packed kick, you so desperately desired. Upon opening the freezer you pulled 2 packs of smoked bacon and maple sausages.

“God, I miss Farmer Johns.” You reached under the stove opening the cabinets that contained your cookware, pulling out 2 pans. Cranking the dial, the stove top sprung to life, exerting a blue flame. You pulled out a knife and cut open the plastic wrap on the box of bacon and sausages. Plopping the frozen foods on two separate pans, you got to work. When you were just about done, Nightingale sauntered into the kitchen,

“Oooh Anon, bacon and sausages are my favorite morning meal.”

“...How did you know I was cooking bacon and sausages?”

“Anon, I’m a bat pony, we’re natural born experts when it comes to smelling meat and apples. But, I hardly eat fruit.”

“Understandable, anyway, here’s your plate.” You say shutting off the stove, while turning your arm to give her the fully loaded plate. It was hastily torn from your hands. Picking up your plate you joined her at the table, only to see that, Nightingale was pigging out, you almost wanted to stop eating, almost.

“By Luna, these are awesome! I swear Anonymous, you are the best at cooking!”

“Aw, it ain’t nothing. So... Got any plans today?”

“I was actually going to head Princess Twilight’s castle to see about that job. Wanna tag along?”. You stopped to ponder for a minute, did you want to go? I mean, you really didn't feel that now was the time to start talking to them.

“Sure, don’t see why not.”

“Awesome. Let’s head out after breakfast.” Nodding, you returned your attention back to the heavenly meal you so skillfully whipped up.

*1 hour later*

You and Nightingale were on the path to Twilight’s house, ponies greeted you as you passed by, usually, all they got from you was nothing. But, since you were in a bright mood today and said good morning back. Making it to Twilight’s Castle, you knocked on the door while Nightingale stayed behind. Soon after knocking on the door, the audible sound of hoofsteps grew closer. The gargantuan doors were opened by a purple aura, revealing Twilight Sparkle. There she stood, like a deer in headlights, the silence between the three of you quickly became uncomfortable. You were going to speak up, however, before you could say anything, Twilight flew into you like a train.

“Anon! You came back! Oh we missed you so much and....” She lowered her speech volume, "We should have helped. Do you want to come in and talk?” Now it was your turn to retaliate, pulling her off of you, you set her down.

“Not so fast, although you may be sorry, I still don't know if I should forgive you. But we’re going off topic. Twilight, you’ve met Nightingale right?” You ask Twi, who was shocked by your response,

“Oh yeah, about your work question, I may have come across a job that is worthy of your skills. But the employer wanted to see you before she could make a decision on whether to accept you or not.” Nightingale was next to speak,

“Really? Thank you so much for your help.”

“It’s no problem, I just can’t sit idly by as somepony as sweet as you sleeps outside, in this cold weather.”

“Actually, Anonymous let me live at his place for the past month. If it wasn’t for him, I honestly don’t where I’d be.”

“Wow Anon, most ponies would be extremely reluctant to let bat ponies like Nightingale in their homes. But you clearly showed how much humility you have towards others.”

“It was really nothing, I saw somepony in need and I went to help them the best I could. Anyway, who’s the pony that’s supposed to employ Nightingale?”

“Applejack said she needs more ponies on Sweet Apple Acres, to help with bucking trees.”

“You hear that Nightingale?”

“Yeah I did, but what’s apple bucking?” Twilight began to inform her about the job,

“Well, apple bucking is when you kick a tree with both hind legs in an attempt to make apples fall.” Nightingale formed an “O” with her mouth to tell Twilight that she somewhat understood her short briefing on the subject. You spoke next,

“Since Nightingale is all situated, why don’t we see AJ?”

“Sounds, Like a plan. You ready Nightingale?” Twilight asked,

“Sure, let’s go.” And just like that, you all went on your way to Sweet Apple Acres. The walk was a bit strenuous due to the cold weather that accumulated during this time. Upon making it to the apple farm, the trees were already losing their leaves. Since Applejack nor Big Macintosh were outside, your best bet was to assume they were in the farmhouse. Reaching the humble home of the Apple Family, you knock on the door to hear a thick, feminine, southern accent call out from the other side.

“Hold on, I’m coming.” That was Applejack no doubt, the door opened and there she was. Aj’s blonde mane and tail shone elegantly, while her distinct freckles graced her facial features. Man, was she a looker.

“Anon? I can’t believe you’re back!” She exclaimed, flying into you. Of course you knew what she'd do and dodged her spear, only to have her latch onto you from behind. Why were they tackling you like a football player?

"Sorry but I didn't come make amends. I just came to see if you would hire Nightingale." You strained against Applejack’s death grip. Twilight clears her throat and says,

"Wait, you still don't wanna-"

“Applejack, you’re kind of strangling Anon.” She looked down to see you turning blue.

“Oh right, sorry bout’ that Anon. It’s just been awhile.” Applejack gets up and focuses her eyes onto Nightingale, “So this is the pony you been talkin’ to me about?” Twilight nodded as AJ walked around to examine Nightingale. “Hmm. Her thighs and body are pretty toned and muscular.” She informs, poking her thighs with a hoof. “Now, the flanks are a little skinny but a month of hard work outta thicken em’ up a bit.” When Applejack mentioned Nightingale’s...rear, you felt strangely awkward. Don’t lewd her Anon, whatever you do, DO NOT LEWD HER! “Well alright, looks like your cut out for the job. But there won’t be much to do since apple harvest ended about a week back.” She shivered and said, “Sweet Celestia, it’s cold out here, y’all wanna come in? We got apple pie.”

“Um, I don’t know,” Twilight said,

You turned around to head back home. Nightingale ran to your side,

"Where are you going?"

"Home, go eat pie, you don't have to wait up." And like that you left them and continued on the trail. Applejack walks up to Twilight and asks,

"So he's still ain't ready?"

"No."

"Do you know when?"

"No but, I miss him."